1.英语小短剧``````急需````初二用,简单一点的

A:sir,sir,please give me a piece of bread.thank you,sir.I'm hungry to die.B:get away,get away,dirty man.A:sir,sir!!B:run away,please run away.I have no food,and I don't have money,either.C:hey,xiao D,he is so foolish,isn't he?D:yes,yes.A:but。

.sir。.please listen to me。

..B:wa,why are you so disgusting!!C:hey,chair,do you feel the man sat on you a moment ago is very stupid.E:ai,pretty flower,do you know,men are always very silly.D:yes,yes!!E:sir!you lost your wallet!can't you be more clever?F:good morning,everybody.I'm a jonrnist F. Today I saw a very weird thing--a chair open her mouth,and two men are frightened to faint.now,I will intenview the two nozzy man.B:wo,my god,wo,my,mum.F:I'm sorry to tell you this man has been mad.we needn't take notice of him.let me interview the other man,hello,man,can you tell men why didn't you tell him he lost his wallet?A:I'm sorry,I don't know how to speak "钱包" in english。

F:dear audience,through this thing we can learn that how improtant it is to mastery a foreign language,and how lagre the money affect us.is that all right,chair?E:yes,yes.C:ai,men is so silly.D:don't believe us,it is just a fairly tale.。

2.十分钟的的英语短剧（初二~三程度）

英语小剧本-----小红帽 Little Red Riding Hood 第一场：Little Red Riding Hood家 Mum： （妈妈拿着一个篮子，把桌子上的水果放在篮子里） Little Red Riding Hood：（唱着歌，欢快地跑进来）Hi,mummy, what are you doing? Mum： （一边把水果放在篮子里，心事重重地说）Grandma is ill. Here are some apples and bananas for Grandma. Take them to Grandma. Little Red Riding Hood：（边提起篮子，边点头说）Ok! Mum： （亲切地看着Little Red Riding Hood说） Be good. Be careful. Little Red Riding Hood: Yes ,mummy.Goodbye, mummy. Mum: Bye-bye. Darling. 第二场：在路上 （一阵轻快的音乐由远而近，Little Red Riding Hood挎着篮子蹦跳跳地跳到花草旁） Little Red Riding Hood: Wow!Flowers, how beautiful！ （放下篮子采花）One flower ,two flowers, three flowers. Wolf：（随着一阵低沉的音乐，Wolf大步地走上台）I am wolf. I am hungry. （做找东西状，东张西望） Here is a little red riding hood. Hi! Little Red Riding Hood. Where are you going？ （做狡猾的样子和Little Red Riding Hood打招呼） Little Red Riding Hood：（手摸辫子，天真地回答）To Grandma's.Grandma is ill. Wolf：（自言自语）I' ll eat Grandma. But……（对Little Red Riding Hood说）Hey, look! 6 little baby ducks. Little Red Riding Hood：（和6只鸭子随着音乐翩翩起舞） Wolf：（悄悄地藏到大树后） Little Red Riding Hood：（停止跳舞）Hello! Baby ducks,how are you? Six Ducks:We' re fine.Thank you. Where are you going? Little Red Riding Hood:To Grandma's.Oh, I must go, bye. Six Ducks:Goodbye. 第三场：Grandma家 Grandma： （喘着气出场，颤颤悠悠地走到床前，吃力地坐到床边，喘了几口，打几个哈欠，慢吞吞地躺倒在床上。）

Wolf：（从树后出来，边走边说）I am very hungry now. （做找寻的样子）Where is Grandma' s house？ （高兴地对观众说）Aha , it's here.（敲门）Bang, Bang, Bang. Grandma: Who is it? Wolf：（装出Little Red Riding Hood的声音，一边得意地摇动尾巴，一边说）It's me. Little Red Riding Hood. Grandma： （边说边起床） Come in, come in. Wolf：（得意洋洋地走到床边） Grandma , I'll eat you. Grandma： （惊慌失措地抓紧衣服，瞪着眼睛，边叫迫从床上滚到地上） 灰狼把外婆吞到了肚子里。 Wolf：（得意地拍拍肚子，翘起大拇指）Yummy!I'll sleep. Little Red Riding Hood：（高兴地敲门）Grandma.Grandma. Wolf：（装扮成Grandma的声音） Who is it? Little Red Riding Hood:It's me。

Little Red Riding Hood. What a strange noise! Wolf:Come in, Come in. Little Red Riding Hood：（蹦跳着进来，把篮子放在桌子上，走到床前一看，跳回几步）Oh! What are big ears! Wolf:I can listen to your sweet voice. Little Red Riding Hood:Wow! What a big eyes! Wolf:I can see you pretty face. Little Red Riding Hood:Oh! What a big hand. Wolf:I can hug you. Little Red Riding Hood：（跪在床前，拉起Wolf的手，边摸边说）Look! What a big hands? Wolf：（从床上跳起来说）I can eat you! Little Red Riding Hood：（拼命地跑）Oh!No! No! Wolf：（追到Little Red Riding Hood，做吃状，拍拍肚子说）It's delicious. I still sleep. I like sleeping. Hunter： （一边拿着枪，一边做寻找状出场）Where's the wolf? Look! A door.（推门）The wolf is sleeping. Wolf：（发出呼呼的响声） Hunter： （端起枪想打，又放下）What a big stomach！ （摸摸Wolf的肚子）Grandma and Little Red Riding Hood are inside .I must be hurry.（从桌子上拿起剪刀，举起） Look! Scissors. （做剪Wolf的肚子）Cut, cut, cut. Little Red Riding Hood/Grandma:Thank you. Hunter: Grandma ,give me some needles and thread. Little Riding Hood ,Give me some stones. Grandma： （从桌子上拿来针线） Little Red Riding Hood：（搬来几个石头）One, two, three. Hunter： （把小石头装进Wolf的衣服里） Grandma: I'll thread it. Hunter： （拿起枪）Woke up! Wolf：（起床，两手托着大肚子）My stomach is so heavy. Hunter: You big bad wolf, raise your arms! Wolf：（边跑边说） Help! Don't shot me! Hunter： （开枪）Bang, bang! Wolf： （应声倒下） Hunter: The bad wolf is dead. Little Red Riding Hood和Grandma:Yeah! Thank you. Little Red Riding Hood、Grandma、Hunter（一起鞠躬）： Thank you。

3.3人初二英语小品剧本

A teacher said to her class: "Who was the first man?" “George Washington," a little boy shouted promptly. "How do you make out that George Washington was the first man?" asked the teacher, smiling indulgently. "Because, " said the little boy, "he was first in war, first in peace, and first in the hearts of his countrymen." But at this point a larger boy held up his hand. "Well," said the teacher to him, "who do you think was the first man?" "I don't know what his name was," said the larger boy, "but I know it wasn't George Washington, ma'am, because the history book says George Washington married a widow, so, of course, there must have been a man ahead of him." 有个老师问班上的学生： “谁是第一个男人？” “乔治·华盛顿，”一个小男孩当即叫道。

“你怎么知道乔治·华盛顿是第一个男人呢？”老师问道，宽容地微笑着。 小男孩说：“因为他是战时第一，和时第一，国人心中第一。”

这时一个大点儿的男孩举起手来。 “那么，”老师对他说，“你认为谁是第一个男人呢？” “我不知道他的名字，”大点儿的男孩说，“但我知道不是乔治·华盛顿，老师。

因为历史书上说，乔治·华盛顿取了一个寡妇，所以在他前面肯定还有一个男人。”。

4.初二英语话剧3人

小红帽 第一场：Little Red Riding Hood家 Mum： （妈妈拿着一个篮子，把桌紫的水果放在篮子里） Little Red Riding Hood：（唱着歌，欢快地跑进来）Hi,mummy, what are you doing? Mum： （一边把水果放在篮子里，心事重重地说）Grandma is ill. Here are some apples and bananas for Grandma. Take them to Grandma. Little Red Riding Hood：（边提起篮子，边点头说）Ok! Mum： （亲切地看着Little Red Riding Hood说） Be good. Be careful. Little Red Riding Hood: Yes ,mummy.Goodbye, mummy. Mum: Bye-bye. Darling. 第二场：在路上 （一阵轻快的音乐远而近，Little Red Riding Hood挎着篮子蹦跳跳地跳到花草旁） Little Red Riding Hood: Wow!Flowers, how beautiful！ （放下篮子采花）One flower ,two flowers, three flowers. Wolf：（随着一阵低沉的音乐，Wolf大步地走上台）I am wolf. I am hungry. （做找东西状，东张西望） Here is a little red riding hood. Hi! Little Red Riding Hood. Where are you going？ （做狡猾的样子和Little Red Riding Hood打招呼） Little Red Riding Hood：（手摸辫子，天真地回答）To Grandma's.Grandma is ill. Wolf：（自言自语）I' ll eat Grandma. But……（对Little Red Riding Hood说）Hey, look! 6 little baby ducks. Little Red Riding Hood：（和6只鸭子随着音乐翩翩起舞） Wolf：（悄悄地藏到大树后） Little Red Riding Hood：（停止跳舞）Hello! Baby ducks,how are you? Six Ducks:We' re fine.Thank you. Where are you going? Little Red Riding Hood:To Grandma's.Oh, I must go, bye. Six Ducks:Goodbye. 第三场：Grandma家 Grandma： （喘着气出场，颤颤悠悠地走到床前，吃力地坐到床边，喘了几口，打几个哈欠，慢吞吞地躺倒在床上。）

Wolf：（从树后出来，边走边说）I am very hungry now. （做找寻的样子）Where is Grandma' s house？ （高兴地对观众说）Aha , it's here.（敲门）Bang, Bang, Bang. Grandma: Who is it? Wolf：（装出Little Red Riding Hood的声音，一边得意地摇动尾巴，一边说）It's me. Little Red Riding Hood. Grandma： （边说边起床） Come in, come in. Wolf：（得意洋洋地走到床边） Grandma , I'll eat you. Grandma： （惊慌失措地抓紧衣服，瞪着眼睛，边叫迫从床上滚到地上） 灰狼把外婆吞到了肚子里。 Wolf：（得意地拍拍肚子，翘起大拇指）Yummy!I'll sleep. Little Red Riding Hood：（高兴地敲门）Grandma.Grandma. Wolf：（装扮成Grandma的声音） Who is it? Little Red Riding Hood:It's me。

Little Red Riding Hood. What a strange noise! Wolf:Come in, Come in. Little Red Riding Hood：（蹦跳着进来，把篮子放在桌子上，走到床前一看，跳回几步）Oh! What are big ears! Wolf:I can listen to your sweet voice. Little Red Riding Hood:Wow! What a big eyes! Wolf:I can see you pretty face. Little Red Riding Hood:Oh! What a big hand. Wolf:I can hug you. Little Red Riding Hood：（跪在床前，拉起Wolf的手，边摸边说）Look! What a big hands? Wolf：（从床上跳起来说）I can eat you! Little Red Riding Hood：（拼命地跑）Oh!No! No! Wolf：（追到Little Red Riding Hood，做吃状，拍拍肚子说）It's delicious. I still sleep. I like sleeping. Hunter： （一边拿着枪，一边做寻找状出场）Where's the wolf? Look! A door.（推门）The wolf is sleeping. Wolf：（发出呼呼的响声） Hunter： （端起枪想打，又放下）What a big stomach！ （摸摸Wolf的肚子）Grandma and Little Red Riding Hood are inside .I must be hurry.（从桌紫拿起剪刀，举起） Look! Scissors. （做剪Wolf的肚子）Cut, cut, cut. Little Red Riding Hood/Grandma:Thank you. Hunter: Grandma ,give me some needles and thread. Little Riding Hood ,Give me some stones. Grandma： （从桌紫拿来针线） Little Red Riding Hood：（搬来几个石头）One, two, three. Hunter： （把小石头装进Wolf的衣服里） Grandma: I'll thread it. Hunter： （拿起枪）Woke up! Wolf：（起床，两手托着大肚子）My stomach is so heavy. Hunter: You big bad wolf, raise your arms! Wolf：（边跑边说） Help! Don't shot me! Hunter： （开枪）Bang, bang! Wolf： （应声倒下） Hunter: The bad wolf is dead. Little Red Riding Hood和Grandma:Yeah! Thank you. Little Red Riding Hood、Grandma、Hunter（一起鞠躬）： Thank you 白雪公主 SW---白雪公主 Q---皇后 M---魔镜 H---猎人 P---白马王子 D---小矮人 A---小动物 音乐起，旁白 A long time ago, In a beautiful kingdom, there lived a young king and queen, the people loved them so much; the queen died while giving birth to a girl, her name was Snow White, She was a beautiful princess. Year passed, the king got married again, The people didn't love the new queen, because she was cruel. One day, In the king's palace： ----白雪出场 S.w: My name is S.w , I am a beautiful princess, I miss my mother so much。

5.初二上学期的英语小短文笑话,（不要对话,短小点）

1,Two birls Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which? Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer. Teacher: Please tell us. Student: The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow. 两只鸟 老师： 这儿有两只鸟，一只是麻雀。

谁能指出哪只是燕子，哪只是麻雀吗？ 学生：我指不出，但我知道答案。 老师：请说说看。

学生：燕子旁边的就是麻雀，麻雀旁边的就是燕子。 2. The Fish Net "Can you tell me what fish net is made, Ann?" "A lot of little holes tied together with strings." replied the little girl. 鱼网 "你能告诉我鱼网是什么做的吗，安？" 老师发问道。

"把许多小孔用绳子栓在一起就成了鱼网了。" 小女孩回答道。

3. The New Teacher George comes from school on the first of September. "George, how did you like your new teacher?" asked his mother. "I didn\'t like her, Mother, because she said that three and three were six and then she said that two and four were six too。.." 新老师 9月1日， 乔治放学回到家里。

"乔治，你喜欢你们的新老师吗？" 妈妈问。 "妈妈，我不喜欢，因为她说3加3得6， 可后来又说2加4也得6。

" 4. A physics Examination once in a physics examination, Nick finished the first question very soon, while his classmates were thinking it hard. The question was: When it thunders why do we see the lighting first, then hear the thunderrolls? Nick\'s answer: Because our eyes are before ears. 一次物理考试 在一次物理考试时，当同学们都还在苦思冥想时，尼克很快就答好了第一个问题。 这个问题是：为什么在打雷时，我们总是先看到闪电后听到雷声？ 尼克的回答是：因为眼睛在前，耳朵在后。

6.3人初二英语小品剧本

A teacher said to her class:

"Who was the first man?"

“George Washington," a little boy shouted promptly.

"How do you make out that George Washington was the first man?" asked the teacher, smiling indulgently.

"Because, " said the little boy, "he was first in war, first in peace, and first in the hearts of his countrymen."

But at this point a larger boy held up his hand.

"Well," said the teacher to him, "who do you think was the first man?"

"I don't know what his name was," said the larger boy, "but I know it wasn't George Washington, ma'am, because the history book says George Washington married a widow, so, of course, there must have been a man ahead of him."

有个老师问班上的学生：

“谁是第一个男人？”

“乔治·华盛顿，”一个小男孩当即叫道。

“你怎么知道乔治·华盛顿是第一个男人呢？”老师问道，宽容地微笑着。

小男孩说：“因为他是战时第一，和时第一，国人心中第一。”

这时一个大点儿的男孩举起手来。

“那么，”老师对他说，“你认为谁是第一个男人呢？”

“我不知道他的名字，”大点儿的男孩说，“但我知道不是乔治·华盛顿，老师。因为历史书上说，乔治·华盛顿取了一个寡妇，所以在他前面肯定还有一个男人。”

7.高分悬赏,跪求初中英语小短剧剧本

Three Little Pigs 三只小猪 Storyteller: There are three little pigs living with 讲故事者：三只小猪和他们的妈妈 their mother. Ding-Ding and Dong- 住在一起。

丁丁和东东 Dong are brother pigs. They are very 是猪哥哥，他们很懒，他 Lazy. They eat and sleep all day. 们整天吃了就睡。龙龙是 Long-Long is the youngest pig. She 最小的，她整天帮着妈妈 works all day. She helps her mother 做家务。

to do the housework. Mother pig: You have grown up. You must make 猪妈妈：你们已经长大了，你们得 your own houses. 为自己盖间房。 Goodbye, little pigs. Build a house. 再见，孩子们。

去盖间房。 Be careful of the wolf. 小心狼。

Pigs: Yes, Mum. Goodbye. 三只小猪：好的，妈妈。再见。

Wolf: I'm hungry. Look! Three little pigs 狼：我饿了。看，三只小猪可 for dinner. Mmm. 以做我的美餐。

Sister pig: What are you doing, brothers？ 猪妹妹：哥哥，你们在干什么？ Ding-Ding: I'm building a house with leaves. 丁丁：我在用树叶盖房子。 Dong-Dong: I'm building a house with sticks. 东东：我在用树枝盖房子。

Sister pig: But leaves aren't strong. 猪妹妹：可是树叶不牢固。树枝也不 And sticks aren't strong. 牢固。

Brother pigs: Yes, we know. But it's easy. 猪哥哥：我们知道。但它很容易。

What are you doing, sister？ 你在干什么？ Sister pig: I'm building a house with bricks. 猪妹妹：我在用砖头盖房子。 Brother pigs: Bricks! That's very difficult. 猪哥哥：用砖头盖，那太难了。

Sister pig: I know. But bricks are strong. 猪妹妹：我知道，可是砖头很坚固。 …… Brother pigs: Oh, we're finished. Let's have 猪哥哥：噢，我们盖好了。

我们打 a nap. 个盹吧。 Sister pig: My house is finished. My house 猪妹妹：我的房子盖好了，我的房 is strong. 很坚固。

Wolf: Little pigs. Little pigs. Open your 狼： 小猪，小猪，快开门！ Doors! Brother pigs: No. No. Go away. 猪哥哥：不开，不开。快走开。

Wolf: This is very easy. Sticks and leaves 狼：这太容易了。树枝和树叶 aren't strong. 都不牢固。

Storyteller: The wolf blows the houses down. 讲故事者：狼吹倒了房屋。丁丁和东 Ding-Ding and Dong-Dong run 东跑到龙龙家。

to Long-Long's house. Brother pigs: Help! Help！ 猪哥哥：救命！ 救命！ Wolf: Stop, you two pigs. 狼： 站住，你这两只小猪。 Brother pigs: Open the door, sister. The wolf 猪哥哥：妹妹，快开门。

狼来了， is coming. Let me in. 让我们进去。 Long-Long: Come in, please. Don't worry. 龙龙：快进来。

别担心，我的 My house is strong. 房子很坚固。 Wolf: Where did they go? Oh they are 狼：他们跑哪儿了？噢，他们 Here. Little pigs. Little pigs. Open 在这儿。

小猪，快把门打 the door！ 开。 Three pigs: No. No. Go away. You bad wolf. 三只小猪：不开，不开。

快走开。 你这只恶狼。

Wolf: I'll blow it down. 狼：我要吹倒它。 Storyteller: The wolf blows and blows. He 讲故事者：狼吹呀吹，它不停地吹。

blows and blows. But the house 可是房子非常坚固。 is very strong. Wolf: I'll hit it. Oh. 狼：我要撞倒它。

噢！ Long-Long: Let's boil the water. 龙龙：我们把水烧开。 Brother pigs: OK. 猪哥哥：好的。

Wolf: Oh, oh! It's hot. It's hot. 狼：噢！噢！好烫，好烫。 Three pigs: Hooray! The wolf is dead. The 三只小猪：好啊！狼死了，狼死了。

wolf is dead Storyteller: Since then, Ding-Ding and Dong- 讲故事者：从那以后，丁丁、东东 Dong work hard with Long-Long. 和龙龙一起努力工作。 They work and play together. 他们一起工作，一起玩。

8.英语小短剧``````急需````初二用,简单一点的

A:sir,sir,please give me a piece of bread.thank you,sir.I'm hungry to die.

B:get away,get away,dirty man.

A:sir,sir!!

B:run away,please run away.I have no food,and I don't have money,either.

C:hey,xiao D,he is so foolish,isn't he?

D:yes,yes.

A:but。.sir。.please listen to me。..

B:wa,why are you so disgusting!!

C:hey,chair,do you feel the man sat on you a moment ago is very stupid.

E:ai,pretty flower,do you know,men are always very silly.

D:yes,yes!!

E:sir!you lost your wallet!can't you be more clever?

F:good morning,everybody.I'm a jonrnist F. Today I saw a very weird thing--a chair open her mouth,and two men are frightened to faint.now,I will intenview the two nozzy man.

B:wo,my god,wo,my,mum.

F:I'm sorry to tell you this man has been mad.we needn't take notice of him.let me interview the other man,hello,man,can you tell men why didn't you tell him he lost his wallet?

A:I'm sorry,I don't know how to speak "钱包" in english。

F:dear audience,through this thing we can learn that how improtant it is to mastery a foreign language,and how lagre the money affect us.is that all right,chair?

E:yes,yes.

C:ai,men is so silly.

D:don't believe us,it is just a fairly tale.

9.初二英语小剧本

孔雀东南飞 英语搞笑剧本 Wander severy five miles 焦仲卿Johnny (Jforshort) 刘兰芝Lunch(Lforshort) 焦母Johnny'smother (JMforshort) 刘母Lunch'smother(LMforshort) 太守之子Mayor'sson (MSforshort) 强盗Burglars(ABandC) Prologue (J作被打状跑上台，内砸出一卷纸筒，J被打中，狼狈不堪) J:Everybody says that I'm henpecked,but in fact,I'm as strong as a tiger，（小声）while my wifeis Wu Song. （指着上台处的门大声道）I'm not afraid of you！ （内砸出一脸盆，J接住当成盾牌护着头）Then,I'm afraid of whom? My wife Lunch is the most famous woman in the neighbor-hood.She is braver than me, smarter than me and stronger than me.All this I do not care.I only want her to be tender than me.But she is not!Having a wife like this is just like living in the hell！ （内又砸出一卷纸筒，击中J） My God!Who can help me？（下） Act1 （序幕结束时，JM作窃听状） JM（拄拐棍上）：I can！ （对门内）Lunch!Lunch!Where are you? L（扎着围裙，拿着锅铲，从门内跳出来）：I'm here!What's up mum? JM:I've told you again and again that you should call me“my most beautiful graceful and dearest mother-in-law”. L:OK.My most beautiful graceful and dearest mother-in-law,what's up? JM:Since you married my son you have behaved so badly.You have been so rude,so brusque,so lazy…… L:But…… JM:Never interrupt me! L:Never interrupt me!Since I married your son,that terrible Johnny,I have been working hard all day long,cooking and washing.I have raised ten soft housands of pigs and ducks and chicken and…… JM:But all those you have done are not as valuable as a grandson! L（生气地挥动着锅铲）：Oh,you want a grandson,don't you？（开始解围裙）Goan dask your son.I'm leaving！（扯下围裙，扔在JM的脸上，下） Act2 (LM坐在台上打毛线，L拿着锅铲上) L:Mum,I'm back! LM:You are back?Why?What happened? L:I was kicked out by my most beautiful graceful and dearest mother–in-law. LM（惊讶，但随即露出幸灾乐祸的神情）：See!I have already told you!When you insisted on marrying that terrible Johnny,I told you that he is ugly stupid and poor,but you did not listen to me.Look at yourself…… L:But,mum…… LM:Never interrupt me! L:Mum,I'm not interrupting you.I just want to tell you that you are always right OK?And I'll marry whom ever you want me to. LM（大喜）：Nice girl!Just now,I met the mayor's son in the market.He said:“If your daughter Haven't been married,I really really want to marry her!”Now you are free again,I'll go and tell him.（下） L（惊愕）：What?The mayor's son?The most famous play boy in the neighbor-hood？（手中的锅 铲掉在地上）What as illy thing I have done！（下） Act3 (J睡眼惺忪上) J（边走边道）：Lunch!Lunch!Where are my socks？ （走了几步，在地上捡起袜子）Here they are！（闻一下） Er!How smelly!They are still dirty！ （突然想起）Lunch has gone!I have to wash them myself. （他的肚子似乎咕咕叫了起来）Oh,I'm so hungry!But there's no breakfast！（捡起地上的围 裙）This is what Lunch always wears!I miss her so much,and her excellent cooking skill!Now she has gone.I have to cook for my mother and myself. JM（上）：Where's my breakfast?Where's Lunch?Hasn't she got up yet? J:Mum,can't you remember?Lunch has gone! JM（沉吟片刻）：Well,to tell you the truth Johnny,a son without a wifeis useless.Lunch is an ice girl,go and take her back! J（立正敬礼）：Yes madam! Act4 (J开心地走着，忽然跳出来三个强盗) A:Hey you!Stop and listen to us! The road is built by me！（抬脚重重地踩在一块大石头上） B:And I planted one tree！（亦抬脚踩在同一块石头上） C:If you want to go by this street---（欲踩石头，但踩到了A的脚） AB&C:Give us all your money! J（搜遍了每一个口袋，掏出1角硬币）：Is1 mao enough？ （三强盗晕倒状，接着三人聚在一边商量） A:What bad luck!This guy is broken! B:If we can not robany money today,we will have nothing to eat tonight! C:I heard that the mayor's son is going to marry Miss Liu Lan zhi next month.WE can go and rob the wedding! A&B:Good idea! J（惊讶）：What?What?Lunch is going to get married?It's impossible! AB&C:Why?A pretty girl and a rich man,what a good couple！ 标题： 孔雀东南飞 英语搞笑剧本 J:But Lunch is my wife!We haven't got divorced yet！ （突然有了主意）I've got an idea!You are going to rob the wedding,don't you?I'll go with you.You take the money and I take the bride. B:Have you got any experience? J:No.But I've got this!(J脱下鞋子从里面摸出一张支票，上书$1,000,000) Act5 （转眼已到了婚礼之期.MS意气风发用红绸牵着新娘上，J盖着红盖头极不情愿地被拉上台） （J和三强盗跃至台中） ABC&J:Hey you!Stop and listen to us! A:The road is built by m。

10.求初2英语三人短剧,或名句改变,200词左右

感人的故事（旁白用n表示，男的用m，女的用w）

n:

a girl and a boy were on a motorcycle, speeding through the night.

一天夜里，男孩骑摩托车带着女孩超速行驶

they loved each other a lot..

他们彼此深爱着对方

w:\" slow down a little.. i'm scared..\"

女孩：“慢一点。我怕。”

m: \"no, it's so fun..\"

男孩：“不，这样很有趣。.”

w: \"please。 it's so scary..\"

女孩：“求求你。这样太吓人了。”

m: \"then say that you love me..\"

男孩：“好吧，那你说你爱我。”

w: \"fine..i love you..can you slow down now?\"

女孩：“好。.我爱你。你现在可以慢下来了吗？”

m: \"give me a big hug..\"

男孩：“紧紧抱我一下。”

n:the girl gave him a big hug.

女孩紧紧拥抱了他一下

w: \"now can you slow down?\"

女孩：“现在你可以慢下来了吧？”

m: \"can you take off my helmet and put it on? it's uncomfortable

and it's bothering me while i was driving.\"

男孩：“你可以脱下我的头盔并自己戴上吗？它让我感到不舒服，还干扰我驾

车。”

n:

the next day, there was a story in the newspaper. a motorcycle had crashed into a building because its brakes were broken.

there were two people on the motorcycle, of which one died, and the other had survived。

第二天，报纸报道：一辆摩托车因为刹车失灵而撞毁在一幢建筑物上车上有两个人，一个死亡，一个幸存。

（男孩女孩变成天使说话，简单化妆让大家知道这是个天使就行）

m:i knew that the brakes were broken. i didn't want to let the girl know, because i knew that the girl would have gotten scared.

我知道刹车失灵，但我没有让女孩知道，因为那样会让女孩感到害

怕。

w:

instead, he let me tell him the last time that i love him, ask for a hug from me,and put his helmet on my head so that i can live, and die himself。

相反，他让我最后一次说我爱他，最后一次拥抱他，并让我戴上他的头

盔，结果，我活着，他自己死了。

n:once in awhile, right in the middle of an ordinary life, love gives us a fairy tale。

就在一会的时间里，就在平常的生活里，爱向我们展示了一个神话

每天你都有机会和很多人擦肩而过，或者你对他们一无所知，不过某天他会变成你的朋友或知已。是的，人海茫茫，相识是缘，相知更是前世修，让我们朋友越来越多，生活越来越好……