1.麻烦给我一片简单的英语新闻报道

A new research found that the Internet has increased people's service demands and is eroding the classic British trait of patience as more than half admitted they lose their temper quicker than ever before.

People have become so used to the speed and convenience of the internet that more than seven in 10 get angry if forced to wait longer than one minute for a web page to download.

Being kept on hold made Brits see red more than anything else, with the average person reaching their impatience threshold after five minutes and four seconds.

In today's fast food culture, restaurant rage kicks in after only eight minutes, 38 seconds, when the average diner will start to wonder whether the meal they have ordered will ever arrive.

People running late to meet a friend should not leave it any longer than 10 minutes, one second if they do not want to face their wrath.

Mark Schmid, of telecom giant TalkTalk, which commissioned the research, said: The speed of the online world is making us less prepared to wait for things to happen in the offline world.

一项最新调发现，互联网增加了人们对服务的要求，使得英国人逐渐失去了其有耐性的传统品质，超过一半的英国人承认他们比以前更容易发脾气。

人们已经习惯于互联网的速度和便利，如果一个网页打开的时间超过一分钟，十人中有七人以上会冒火。

打电话时被要求等待是最让英国人恼火的事情，平均忍耐极限为5分4秒。

受如今快餐文化的影响，英国人等餐时间超过8分38秒就会开始冒火，此时用餐者通常会开始怀疑他们点的食物到底还会不会上。

和朋友见面迟到最好不要超过10分零1秒，否则就要看对方的脸色。

委托开展该调查的电信业巨头TalkTalk公司的马克?史密德说：网络世界的速度让我们在现实世界中失去了耐心。

2.写一则短小的有趣的英文新闻上海一男子投河自杀,嫌河脏又爬上来

Recently heard an interesting piece of news,a man want to jump river.But he don't think the river dirty they climb up.This river is how dirty that men don't want to die there.Are we to thank the sewage disposal factory.They save a life。

3.短篇英语新闻稿近期的

North Korea: Kim's Uncle Sacked for 'Criminal Acts'这几天的，金正恩姑父遭清洗（国内sina也有报道）SEOUL — North Korea announced on Monday the dismissal of Jang Song Thaek, the once powerful uncle of leader Kim Jong Un, for what it described as a string of criminal acts including corruption, womanizing and drug-taking.South Korea's spy agency last week said it believed Jang, long regarded as the second most powerful man in the secretive state, had been relieved of his posts in November.The sacking means Pyongyang is undergoing its biggest leadership upheaval since the death in 2011 of former leader Kim Jong Il, the younger Kim's father.”Jang and his followers committed criminal acts baffling imagination and they did tremendous harm to our party and revolution,” the North's KCNA news agency said in a report following a meeting of the ruling Workers' Party politburo on Sunday.The meeting decided to dismiss Jang from all his posts and expel him from the Workers' Party, KCNA said. Kim Jong Un attended and `”guided” the meeting, it said.KCNA listed a series of acts committed by Jang that it said led to the decision to remove him, including mismanagement of the country's financial system, corruption, womanizing and abusing alcohol and drugs.”Jang pretended to uphold the party and leader but was engrossed in such factional acts [such] as dreaming different dreams and involving himself in double-dealing behind the scene,” KCNA said.”Affected by the capitalist way of living, Jang committed irregularities and corruption and led a dissolute and depraved life.”Jang is married to Kim's aunt, the daughter of the North's founding leader Kim Il Sung, and was widely considered to be working to ensure his nephew firmly established his grip on power in the past two years.Last week a South Korean official said Jang was likely alive and in no immediate physical danger, as was his wife, Kim Kyong Hui.Experts say Jang's removal will help the younger Kim consolidate his power base with a group of younger aides.Jang had been a prominent fixture in many of the reports and photographs of Kim Jong Un's public activities, but his appearances have tapered off sharply this year and he has not been in official media since early November.South Korean media said on Friday that a man who managed funds for Jang had fled and sought asylum in South Korea.The aide, who has not been not named, was being protected by South Korean officials in a secret location in China, cable news network YTN and the Kyunghyang Shinmun newspaper said, citing sources familiar with the matter.。

4.短篇英语新闻稿近期的

North Korea: Kim's Uncle Sacked for 'Criminal Acts' 这几天的，金正恩姑父遭清洗（国内sina也有报道） SEOUL — North Korea announced on Monday the dismissal of Jang Song Thaek, the once powerful uncle of leader Kim Jong Un, for what it described as a string of criminal acts including corruption, womanizing and drug-taking.South Korea's spy agency last week said it believed Jang, long regarded as the second most powerful man in the secretive state, had been relieved of his posts in November.The sacking means Pyongyang is undergoing its biggest leadership upheaval since the death in 2011 of former leader Kim Jong Il, the younger Kim's father.”Jang and his followers committed criminal acts baffling imagination and they did tremendous harm to our party and revolution,” the North's KCNA news agency said in a report following a meeting of the ruling Workers' Party politburo on Sunday.The meeting decided to dismiss Jang from all his posts and expel him from the Workers' Party, KCNA said. Kim Jong Un attended and `”guided” the meeting, it said.KCNA listed a series of acts committed by Jang that it said led to the decision to remove him, including mismanagement of the country's financial system, corruption, womanizing and abusing alcohol and drugs.”Jang pretended to uphold the party and leader but was engrossed in such factional acts [such] as dreaming different dreams and involving himself in double-dealing behind the scene,” KCNA said.”Affected by the capitalist way of living, Jang committed irregularities and corruption and led a dissolute and depraved life.” Jang is married to Kim's aunt, the daughter of the North's founding leader Kim Il Sung, and was widely considered to be working to ensure his nephew firmly established his grip on power in the past two years.Last week a South Korean official said Jang was likely alive and in no immediate physical danger, as was his wife, Kim Kyong Hui.Experts say Jang's removal will help the younger Kim consolidate his power base with a group of younger aides.Jang had been a prominent fixture in many of the reports and photographs of Kim Jong Un's public activities, but his appearances have tapered off sharply this year and he has not been in official media since early November.South Korean media said on Friday that a man who managed funds for Jang had fled and sought asylum in South Korea.The aide, who has not been not named, was being protected by South Korean officials in a secret location in China, cable news network YTN and the Kyunghyang Shinmun newspaper said, citing sources familiar with the matter.。

5.bbc一分钟英语短新闻加中文翻译

BBC英语新闻及翻译 The Chinese Foreign Minister Wang Yi has rejected an accusation made by President Trump that Beijing is interfering in November's US congressional elections. Mr. Trump told the UN Security Council that Beijing didn't want his republican party to win because his administration was challenging China on trade. 中国外交部部长王毅驳回了特朗普的指控。

特朗普说中国政府要干预美国11月的中期选举。特朗普在联合国安理会上发言时表示，中国政府不希望特朗普所在的共和党获胜，因为特朗普政府向中国发起了贸易战 Speaking afterwards at the press conference, Mr. Trump added that Beijing was wary of his powerful intellect. If you look at Mr. Pillsbury, the leading authority on China, he was on a good show - I won't mention the name of the show - recently. 在随后的新闻发布会上，特朗普又说，中国政府忌惮特朗普强大的脑力。

如果大家对皮尔斯伯里有所关注的话，就会知道他是我们对中国战略头号机构的负责人。他最近上演了一出好戏--我不会点名道姓地说是什么好戏 And he was saying that China has total respect for Donald Trump and for Donald Trump's very very large a brain. He said without Donald Trump, they don't know what to do. 他说中国对特朗普和特朗普大大的脑袋佩服地五体投地。

他说，如果没有唐纳德 特朗普（Donald Trump），他们就不知道该怎么办了 President Trump has said that he doesn't have a time frame for North Korea to dispose of its nuclear weapons. He made the comments after his Secretary of State Mike Pompeo said he planned to visit Pyongyang next month. 特朗普总统表示自己对于朝鲜无核化进程没有时间框架。这番话是在国务卿迈克 蓬佩奥（Mike Pompeo）说他计划下个月出访朝鲜后做出的 The International Monetary Fund has agreed to speed up a batch of emergency loans to Argentina and provide a bigger bailout than initially planned. The IMF Managing Director Christine Lagarde said it was the largest ever program of payments put together by the IMF. 国际货币基金组织同意加速一批给阿根廷的紧急贷款，提供比之前计划更大力度的紧急救助。

该组织的常务董事克里斯蒂娜 拉加德（Christine Lagarde）表示，这是国际货币基金组织有史以来最大的支出项目 扩展资料： BBC介绍 英国广播公司成立于1922年，总部位于英国伦敦，是英国最大的新闻广播机构，也是世界最大的新闻广播机构之一，负责传播世界各地的新闻消息，是沟通世界各地的媒介，获得许多荣誉。 参考资料： 百度百科――英国广播公司。

6.最近的英语新闻,简洁版的

发了四篇，1.Murray Seeded Above Nadal for US Open Scotsman Andy Murray has been seeded second in the US Open, which begins on Monday at Flushing Meadows. The seeding puts Murray ahead of former world number one Rafael Nadal for the sake of the tournament. He was seeded third.The seeding this year is quite controversial, with Russian Dinara Safina seeded first ahead of Serena and Venus Williams, despite the fact that she has never won a Grand Slam. The US Open seeds strictly in line with world rankings.2.Death of Michael Jackson Ruled a Homicide The LA County Court has ruled Michael Jackson's death as homicide, according to media reports. Determination of the homicide have revealed that the popular singer died from lethal levels of propofol, an anesthetic. LA Chief Medical Examiner-Coroner Dr. Sathyavagiswaran determined the finding. Michael Jackson died on June 25 aged 50 (SN reported) after suffering cardiac arrest.Investigations into his death are continuing, and his doctor, Conrad Murray. Other doctors have also come under scrutiny in the investigation. 3.Michael Jackson May Have Died of Homicide Michael Jackson may not have died of his cardiac disease but rather was murdered. This statement is based from sources at the Los Angeles Police Department. A drug named Propofol may have caused his death but it's not known how it got into his body.It is alleged that the star's doctor may have given Jacko the drug but it's not confirmed by the doctor's lawyers.4.Michael Jackson Dead At 12:12 p.m. EST, it is believed that Michael Jackson suffered a massive heart attack. Paramedics were called when Jackson was found to be not breathing.Jackson was rushed to the hospital where he died shortly after.There is no further information at this time.。

7.求一篇短篇英文新闻

1Victory still out of battling Reds' reachPosted October 24, 2009 20:43:00 Grinding it out。

Hughes scored Adelaide's lone goal, but the contest was closer than the scoreline. (Getty Images: Lucas Dawson)Map: Melbourne 3000A gutsy second half effort by Adelaide United gave Melbourne a fright but the reigning A-League premiers escaped with a 3-1 victory at Docklands on Saturday evening.An 88th-minute goal to Adrian Leijer, completely untroubled by the visitors' defence, was enough to seal United's fate for good after youngster Mate Dugandzic scored the opening two goals.The three points sent Melbourne temporarily to the top of the A-League, and it will stay there if Gold Coast and Sydney lose this weekend.Adelaide is left hovering in the middle of the competition table after 12 rounds.The grand final rematch was the eighth time in a row the Reds have lost against Melbourne, but they often looked every bit as good as their opponents.Coach Aurelio Vidmar said earlier in the week that the team had been working on self-belief and it certainly showed after the break, when the visitors came out with renewed vigour and kept the Victory on a tight leash.But a strike by Adam Hughes in the 63th minute could only lessen the blow for United.He turned a sweet header from Lloyd Owusu around the corner and into the back of the net past Glen Moss, who had a busy night in the box as Adelaide attacked with fervour.Dugandzic banged in two goals, one on either side of the break, to send the Reds a message that they would have to battle for a win in front of a rabid Melbourne crowd.He opened the scoring in the 17th minute off the back of an assist from Thai international Sutee Suksomkit, who started for the Victory in his first A-League match.Sutee seemed to have plenty of confidence on the field and was given ample opportunity on the attack as he shared the midfield with Dugandzic.Dugandzic extended Melbourne's lead when he finished from a tidy Carlos Hernandez setup after Matthew Kemp threaded a long ball through the ambling Adelaide defence.The 20-year-old's second goal was almost a nod to the referees, who dealt him a yellow card just minutes earlier for talking back.2Lockyer salivating at Marshall challengePosted October 24, 2009 19:46:00 Opposing numbers and skippers are set to go head-to-head. (Getty Images: Cameron Spencer)The one-on-one battle between Benji Marshall and Darren Lockyer is the one that could decide the war, and it has the Kangaroos' skipper salivating ahead of his side's opening Four Nations clash against New Zealand on Sunday morning (AEDT).While each will need a little help from team-mates, particularly the forwards, whoever comes out on top in this man-on-man match-up at The Stoop in London will put their side within sight of a Four Nations final berth."It's not regular that your opposite number is also the opposition captain, but that's a little challenge out there on the field," Lockyer said."As I start to think more about the game between now and kick-off, they're are one of the little battles that will get the blood flowing."Marshall, too, is eagerly awaiting the showdown."I love challenging myself 。 to get the opportunity to play against the world's best five-eighth in a Test match is something special," he said.While both will be doing their best to unlock the other side's defence, there is little doubt they will also be called upon to do plenty of tackling.And it will not be just any tackling - it is stopping Goliaths like Kiwi backrower Frank Pritchard and rampaging Kangaroos lock Anthony Watmough.Australian backrower Trent Waterhouse has been handed the job of protecting Lockyer, with his main aim keeping Penrith team-mate Pritchard quiet."The challenge is there for Trent to come out on top of his team-mate, and I'm sure Pritchard's thinking the same thing," Kangaroos coach Tim Sheens said."If anyone knows [Pritchard], Trent knows him."It's going to be a good challenge on that side. I said to Trent that if Pritchard gets to Lockyer, then Trent's had a bad game."The match kicks off at 6:00am AEDT Sunday morning.都是最新的其他的在这里：promised.2.Gunfire hits vehicles along a stretch of interstate in Virginia briefly closing the road, injuring two motorists.Traffic is flowing now as police search for those responsible for firing the bullets.3.U.S. diplomats are taking cover in Baghdad, warned to stay inside reinforced structures because of rocket fire from insurgents that killed two government workers. The Green Zone where the embassy is located first came under rocket attack on Easter. 4.Flocke gets a look outside for the first time. The German polar bear had an early morning outing, preparing for her public debut next month. The cub navigated some rocks and gave the world a sniff.1. 美国航空公司及德尔塔公司的更多班机被取消了。

由于两家公司仍在对飞机线路进行检修，所以取消了数百次航班。此次问题集中线路间隙处。

航空公司申称飞机安全性不会受到损害。 2. 维吉尼亚洲边公路上发生枪击车辆事件，造成两名摩托车驾驶员受伤。

交通现已畅通，警方正在调查此次枪击的责任人。 3. 美国外交官正在巴格达避难，他们被警告必须停留在安全防御地带以防起义军火箭炮袭击。

据报道已有两名政府工作人员因受火箭炮攻击而身亡。复活节当天，格林地带大使馆首次受到火箭炮袭击。

4. 弗洛克第一次向外面张望了一下。这只德国北极熊早上已经出来散过步了，它正在为它下月举行的首次公众登台表演做准备。

这只幼熊玩转着几块石头，给世界带来了惊喜。

10.急求一篇简短的近期的英文新闻

据报道，反映房奴生活的电视剧《蜗居》热播，带动了同名小说的热卖。

来自京城几大书店的数据显示，该书今年前几个月的月平均销量不过几十本，11月间突然增加到1500多本由于《蜗居》的大热，小说出版商在斤一个月内已经加印10万册。"Dwelling Narrowness" , a novel adapted into a TV series of the same name about people struggling with the rising property prices in a metropolis, becomes a best seller after the TV series became a hit show.Major bookstores in Beijing sold only a few dozen copies per month eralier this year,but November saw the number leap to more than 1500,statistics showed.The book is selling so swell that the publisher has printed another 100,000copies in a month。