1.英语短剧（要短的）二人

狼和小羊 a lamb lives one side of the fense, a wolf is in the other, one day the lamb is thirsty, and the wolf has a bottle of water. lamb: i am thirsty, i want to drink the water~ wolf: no, you can not! lamb: why? i am thirsty~ wolf: the water is mine lamb: if you give me the water, i will tell you a secret. wolf: what secret? lamb: after you give me the water. wolf: do'not cheat on me~ then gives the bottle to the lamb lamb: ok, a pig will go to the hill in the evening wolf: ok, i will go and eat it! then the wolf goes to the hill but a hunter lives there and shot the wolf. 篱笆的两头跟别住着小羊和老狼，有一天小羊渴了，老狼有一瓶水. 小羊： 我渴了，想喝水~ 老狼： 不给！ 小羊： 为什么？我真的渴了~ 老狼： 水是我的！ 小羊： 你要是给我水，我就告诉你一个秘密. 老浪： 什么秘密？ 小羊： 你给我水我才告诉你呢！ 老狼： 你可别骗我！ 然后就把水给了小羊. 小羊： 一只小猪今天晚上要到山上去~ 老狼： 好吧~我去把他吃了~~ 老狼于是就跑到山上去了~ 山上住着一个猎人，把老狼打死了~。

2.英语短剧（要短的）二人

狼和小羊

a lamb lives one side of the fense, a wolf is in the other, one day the lamb is thirsty, and the wolf has a bottle of water.

lamb: i am thirsty, i want to drink the water~

wolf: no, you can not!

lamb: why? i am thirsty~

wolf: the water is mine

lamb: if you give me the water, i will tell you a secret.

wolf: what secret?

lamb: after you give me the water.

wolf: do'not cheat on me~

then gives the bottle to the lamb

lamb: ok, a pig will go to the hill in the evening

wolf: ok, i will go and eat it!

then the wolf goes to the hill

but a hunter lives there and shot the wolf.

篱笆的两头跟别住着小羊和老狼，有一天小羊渴了，老狼有一瓶水.

小羊： 我渴了，想喝水~

老狼： 不给！

小羊： 为什么？我真的渴了~

老狼： 水是我的！

小羊： 你要是给我水，我就告诉你一个秘密.

老浪： 什么秘密？

小羊： 你给我水我才告诉你呢！

老狼： 你可别骗我！

然后就把水给了小羊.

小羊： 一只小猪今天晚上要到山上去~

老狼： 好吧~我去把他吃了~~

老狼于是就跑到山上去了~

山上住着一个猎人，把老狼打死了~

3.英语短剧剧本两个人

英语短剧： The Tortoise and the Hare（龟兔赛跑） 旁白：Good morning everyone. Now, I will tell you a story about Mr. Tortoise and Miss Hare. In a very big forest, there lives many different kinds of animals, like monkeys, chicks, a Hare and an honest Tortoise. Miss Hare is very proud of her long legs and she looks down upon Mr. Tortoise. Today, near the river, an interesting thing is happening. 兔子：Hi! Mr. Tortoise. What are you doing？ 乌龟：Hi! Miss Hare. I am walking. 兔子：Why do not you put four wheels on your feet? You will run much faster than now. 乌龟：No, I would run with my feet step by step. I'm sure I can win. I could be the winner. 兔子：Can what? Can run? Just like now? Ah, Ah, Ah, You are too slow. I can even walk faster than you run. 乌龟：Miss Hare, You are too proud. We should have a race. I believe I can run faster than you. That means I can win the match. 兔子：What? What? A race? With you? You can win? OK. OK. Look at the tall tree. Let me see who can get there first. 乌龟：OK ！ 兔子：Who will be the winner? Of course, It is me. 旁白：Many animals hear about the message that Mr. Tortoise and Miss Hare will have a race. They all come to the place near the river. 猴子： Mr. Tortoise, Are you ill? You must know your legs are much shorter than Miss Hare's. That is to say you would fail the race. 乌龟： Don't worry. I will try my best. I believe myself. 小鸡： Oh, My God! Do not join the race, and you will not be the winner， 乌龟： You are my good friends. Please believe in me. I can win the race . 猴子： Ready? Go！ 旁白： Miss Hare runs very fast, but Mr. Tortoise runs very slowly. A moment later, Miss Hare arrives at a small tree. 兔子： Where is Mr. Tortoise? I can not see him. Oh, he is much far behind me. I think he will arrive here at least in the afternoon, Let me have a good rest. 旁白： Miss Hare wants to have a rest, but after a moment, he feels a little sleepy. 乌龟： How tired, but I can not give up. I must insist. I can arrive at the tall tree. 兔子： Oh, It is Miss Hare. He is sleeping now. I must run faster at his sleeping time. 旁白： Miss Hare is sleeping, while Mr. Tortoise is running much faster now. Now Mr. Tortoise arrives near the tree. 猴子和小鸡： Mr. Tortoise, Come on, Come on. You could be the winner！ 兔子： Who is making the noise? Ah? Mr. Tortoise? He will win? Oh, no. Let me catch up with him. Oh, It is too late, he is the winner, I fail the race. But I do not know why? Do you know?。

4.经典英语话剧剧本两人的

英语小品剧本 -- 孙悟空vs猪八戒 An English play---- Pig Guy has been defeated by Monkey King 悟空：师傅，是不是太累了？休息一下再走吧。

Master, are you tired? Let's have a rest.唐僧：没关系，前面不远就有人家了，到了那里再休息吧。 I am fine. Let's have a rest later. Look! There is a house over there.悟空仔细地搀扶唐僧继续行走，同时另一边老头、老妈、小媳妇出场。

小媳妇（做哭状）：爹、妈，我…… Daddy, mommy, I, I … 老头：女儿，快走吧，不然那猪精来了，就走不了了。 Honey, hurry up. The spirit is coming soon.小媳妇走几步又回头跑回老妈的怀里，抱头痛哭。

老头在一边叹息，擦泪。唐僧、悟空走到他们面前。

悟空：师傅，到了。Master, here we are.唐僧（走到老头面前行礼，悟空看见了正在哭的母女俩，觉得奇怪，上下打量）：老施主，我是从 东土大唐前往西天取经的和尚，想借贵地休息一晚，不知方便否？Excuse me, sir. I am the monk from the east. Can we stay over here tonight？老头（做哽咽状）：哦，是东土大唐来的高僧啊，可以可以。

（别过脸去继续哭泣） Oh, you are the monk from the east. Sure. Sure, come in, please …… 唐僧正在奇怪，老妈闻声抬起头，仔细打量唐僧，突然扑到唐僧面前。老妈：高僧啊，你可要救救我的女儿，救救我们一家啊。

Master, please save my daughter, save my family… 唐僧：老施主休要伤心，有什么事慢慢说。Don't be sad, madam. Take it easy. What happened？老头：高僧有所不知，我们这里有一只猪精，今天要来跟我女儿成亲，大家都斗不过它，现在正 准备把女儿送出去逃避 Master, there is a spirit here. He wants to marry my daughter, tonight. We are all afraid of him. 唐僧：施主莫怕，我这徒弟本领高强，也许他能帮上你们。

Calm down, sir. My apprentice has great capability. Maybe, he can help you.老头：唉，高僧啊，以前也来过自称本领高强的师傅，结果都被这猪精打跑了。今天你们就躲着 别出来了吧。

Alas! , master, there have been many people who boast to be very capable. But every time, they were defeated by the spirit. You'd better keep away tonight.悟空：噢，有这么厉害的妖怪？我倒要会他一会。待会你们只管躲起来，外面发生什么事，都不 用管。

What? Is the spirit really so strong? I'd like to see how great he is. All of you just stay inside. Don't come out no matter what happens.这时起了风声（音乐），老头一家吓得站起来混身发抖。小媳妇吓得直往老妈怀里钻。

悟空镇定 地举手示意，让师傅及老头一家人躲到房间里面去。自己也手搭凉篷看了看，便不慌不忙地也躲 在了门后，露出一段红袖子。

猪八戒大笑着耀武扬威地走上场来，嘴里大喊：小娘子，我来了。Darling, here I am.站在台上停一下，见没有动静，觉得奇怪，往房屋里看去，见露出一段红袖子，高兴地一拍手掌。

八戒：小娘子还害羞呢，不敢出来见老猪吗？来，来，来，我们就要是夫妻了，还害什么羞呀。Darling, don't be so shy! Please come to me. Come on, we will be a couple. 猪八戒跑上去轻轻拉住红袖子，把小娘子拖了出来，小娘子作出害羞的样子，有时又做出猴子的 模样。

八戒：小娘子，不用怕，我虽然长得丑，但本领高强，一定会让你过上好日子的。Darling, don't be afraid. Although I am ugly, I am so powerful. I am sure that I can make you happy. From: 。

5.简短的2人英语短剧

英语小品剧本文章列表

[英语小品剧本]英语短剧：The Fox and the Tiger（狐假虎威） 佚名 08-17

[英语小品剧本]【7人英文话剧】花木兰 Mulan 佚名 05-20

[英语小品剧本]英语话剧剧本 Pygmalion By Georg… 11-27

[英语小品剧本]THE MASK 面膜 未知 11-27

[英语小品剧本]英语话剧剧本 《新梁祝外传》 未知 11-27

[英语小品剧本]音乐剧：Peter and the Wolf （彼德与狼） 潘彩英 11-27

[英语小品剧本]The Gifts （礼物） 潘彩英 11-27

[英语小品剧本]英语短剧：Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs 尚丽娟（… 11-27

[英语小品剧本]英语话剧剧本●傻子春天 佚名 11-27

[英语小品剧本]英语小品 Another day in paradise 佚名 11-27

[英语小品剧本]英语短剧剧本孩和他的树 佚名 11-27

[英语小品剧本]防空洞英文剧本 佚名 11-27

[英语小品剧本]Learn to love 佚名 11-27

[英语小品剧本]Big words of western tour （大话西游） 佚名 11-27

[英语小品剧本]英语剧本 魔豆 佚名 11-27

[英语小品剧本]英语剧本 买药 佚名 11-27

[英语小品剧本]英语话剧剧本貂禅 佚名 11-27

[英语小品剧本]The Pocket Money 佚名 11-27

[英语小品剧本]英语剧本买药 佚名 11-27

[英语小品剧本]英语搞笑话剧《孔雀东南飞》 佚名 11-27

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6.2人英语短话剧剧本

Narrator: When Stephen came back to the museum, Raf and Peg were sitting sad on the floor and didn't say anything. Stephen opened the box and handed it to Raf.

Stephen: Look what I found. (He said slightly.)

Raf: (He unwrapped the paper on the skull dispiritedly, but soon an amazing smile

stretched through his face. Peg also looked at the bones surprisingly.)

(He whispered.) “Patagonytus puerti.”

Scene 4 〈Another Miracle〉

Narrator: Time flies. It has been one month since Stephen helped Raf and Peg in the museum. Today is the last day that Raf and Peg stay in Taiwan. They eat lunch in a fast-food restaurant.

Raf: I spoke with our friends in Argentina this morning. They are very excited.

Peg: (with happiness) Why… （She turned to Stephen, who was eating a hamburger.）

Hey, Stephen, you're awfully quiet. What's wrong?

Stephen: (looked sad) Well, I'm just thinking about what I'm going to do after you leave for Argentina.

Peg: Oh, what? (slammed down her drink) Raf, didn't you ask him?

Raf: (embarrassed) Eh…I forgot… （Peg looked angry.）

Stephen: Ah, excuse me. What are you talking about?

Raf: Sorry, Stephen. I forgot to ask you: How would you like to come to Argentina

for a month to continue drawing for us?

Stephen: (jumped to his feet) Let's do it!!!

The End

7.英语短剧2人的剧本 要有中文翻译哈 简短

男：Can I buy you a drink？（我可以为你买一杯饮料吗？）

女：Actually I'd rather have the money.（不必，我我宁愿留下那些钱。）

男：Can I have your name？（直译：我能有你的名字吗？）

女：Why? Don't you already have one？ （为什么？你不是已经有一个了吗？）

男：I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.（我是摄影师。我一直在寻找一张像你这样的脸。）

女：I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.（我是整形外科医生。我也一直在寻找一张像你这样的脸。）

男：Is this seat empty？（直译：这个座位是空的吧？）

女：Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.（是的，如果你坐下，我的座位就是空的。）

男：Haven't I seen you some place before？（我好像以前在什么地方见过你？）

女：Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.（是的。这就是为什么我不再去那个地方的原因。）

男：Will you go out with me this Saturday？（这个星期六你想跟我出去吗？）

女：Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.（抱歉。这个周末我头疼。）

男：I think I could make you very happy.（我想我能让你非常快乐。）

女：Why? Are you leaving？（是吗？你是说你要离开？）

搞笑的哦…………

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8.2人英语简短搞笑剧本谁能帮我找个2人的英语简短大约有6~7分钟 爱问

(At Salesman's home) N: In a dark dirty house, there lived a small, dirty salesman。

He always makes unhealthy candies and sells them to the students。 He has a lot of money now。

But how does he make the candies? Oh, xu …… He is coming! S: Hello, do you know me? No? Oh, let me tell you 。 I'm the famous candy salesman at the school gate。

My candies are very popular，（展示），I don't know why。 The foolish students always come here。

I'll be a boss soon! Candy, money, candy, money…… Oops! It's time to make candies now。（看表） First, put the flour on the table。

Then, water, sugar, flour。 （边说边做） Now press, press…… Oh, my dirty hands! Never mind! Just do it！（满不在意的神情） Press, press…… Oh, my god!Never mind! Just do it! Press, press, the children will not know it , it's OK,hehehe…… Now let me cut it into pieces!。

9.急需2人英语小品

A man took a pair of shoes to a shoe repair shop and said to the shoemaker, "I'd like you to repair these shoes for me, please."

"Certainly, sir," the shoemaker said.

"When will they be ready?" the man asked.

"I'm a bit busy, but they'll probably be ready for you on Thursday," he said.

"That's fine," the man said, and left the shop.

The next morning he received a letter, offering him a job in another country. Within 24 hors he was on an airplane to his new job.

Twenty years passed and he returned to his hometown.

He remembered his shoes.

"They were a good pair of shoes," he thought. "I wonderif the shoemaker is still there and still has them. I'll go and see."

He was pleased to see that the shoemaker was still in the same shop, although he was an old man by now.

"Good morning," he said to him. "Twenty years ago, Ibrought in a pair of shoes to be repaired. Do you think you've still got them?"

"Name?" the old shoemaker asked.

"Smith," the man said.

"I'll go and see. They may be out back."

The shoemaker went out to the back of his shop and a few minutes later returned, carrying the pair of shoes.

"Here we are," he said. "One pair of brown shoes to be repaired. I'm a bit busy now but they'll probably be ready on Thursday."

10.谁能提供一个两人的英语搞笑小短剧的剧本吗

A Soldier's Brilliant IdeaMr. Robinson had to travel somewhere on business, and as he was in a hurry, he decided to go by air. He liked sitting beside a window when he was flying, so when he got on to the plane, he looked for a window seat. He found all of them had already had been taken except for one. There was a soldier sitting in the seat beside this one, and Mr. Robinson was surprised that he had not taken the one by the window; but, anyhow, he at once went towards it.When he reached it, however, he saw that there was a notice on it. It was written in ink and said, "This seat is preserved for proper load balance, thank you." Mr Robinson had never seen such an unusual notice in a plane before, but he thought that the plane must be carrying something particularly heavy in it, so he walked on and found another empty seat, not beside a window, to sit in.Two or three people tried to sit in the window seat beside the soldier, but they too read the notice and went on, when the plane was nearly full, a very beautiful girl hurried into the plane. The soldier, who was watching the passengers coming in, quickly took the notice off the seat beside himself and in this way succeededin having the company of the girl during the whole trip.英语幽默：士兵坐飞机有美女陪伴的高招由于生意方面的事，罗宾逊先生得出趟门。

因为有点紧急，他决定坐飞机。乘机旅行时，他喜欢靠窗坐，故而一登机，他就寻找一个靠窗的座位。

他发现只有一个靠窗的座位还空着。在那空座位边坐着一名士兵。

令罗宾逊先生纳闷的是，这位士兵没有坐靠窗的位置。罗宾逊先生不管那些，他马上径直朝那个空座位走去。

然而，等到了那儿，他看见座位上有则启事，是用钢笔写的：“为保持装载平衡，特预设该位置，谢谢合作。”罗宾逊先生还从来没有在飞机上见过如此不同寻常的启事。

不过，他想飞机上一定装了什么特别重的物品，于是他找了个不靠窗的位置。又有两三个乘客试图坐在那个士兵旁的靠窗座位上，他们看到那则启事就走开了。

当快满座时，一位非常美丽的姑娘匆匆走进机舱。一直在注意进舱旅客的那个士兵赶紧拿掉他旁边空座位上的启事。

士兵用这种办法，成功地找到了一位姑娘一路作伴。2、1、I have said it a hundred times, we need team work,always seek the best in others. The purpose of this trip , is to train our team in a real situation and to test our new members . Those deserving special praise are the little leaf and four eyes. Although new to the trade, they try hard, they have not only surpass themselves, but even the old guard here。

“说了多少回了，要团结，眼睛要看这别人的长处。这次出来，一是通过实战锻炼队伍，二是考察新人，在这里我特别要表扬的是小叶和四眼。

两位虽然刚刚入道，做人啊， 不但突破了自己， 也超越了在座的前辈。2、This century most expensive commodity is talent.“21世纪什么最贵？人才！！！3、An organization without discipline.“有组织，无纪律。”

4、First my gaze toward the moon, but the moon shines on the ditch.“我本一心向明月，奈何明月照沟渠”Who knows me understand my needs, I'm a mystery to he who know me not .“真是知我者谓我心忧，不知我者谓我何求啊”5、I can't stand you armed robber types, no technical skills what so ever.“我最讨厌你们这些劫匪了，一点技术含量都没有。”6、I can reliably inform you that, uncle lee is very angry. The consequences will be severe。

“我可以很负责地告诉你，黎叔很生气，后果很严重。

”7、I was reckless, I was reckless,never thought that girl would play me。

“大意呀，大意呀，想不到被一丫头片子玩儿了。”Father's ThingsWhen Tom Howard was seventeen years old he was as tall as his father, so he began to borrow Mr. Howard's clothes when he wanted to go out with his friends in the evening.Mr. Howard did not like this, and he always got very angry when he found his son wearing any of his things.One evening when Tom came downstairs to go out, his father stopped him in the hall. He looked at Tom's clothes very carefully.Then he said angrily, "Isn't that one of my ties, Tom?""Yes, Father, it is," answered Tom."And that shirt's mine too.""Yes, that's yours too," answered Tom."And you're wearing my belt!" said Mr. Howard."Yes, I am, Father," answered Tom. "You don't want your trousers to fall down, do you？"父亲的东西汤姆.霍德华十七岁的时候，长得和父亲一样高了，于是当他晚上和朋友一起出去时，就开始借父亲的衣服穿。

霍德华先生可不喜欢这样，当他发现他的儿子穿他的衣服时，总是非常生气。一天晚上，汤姆下楼准备出去，父亲在门厅里拦住了他。

他细细打量着汤姆的穿着。然后他气呼呼地说：“汤姆，那不是我的一条领带吗？”汤姆回答说：“是的，父亲，是你的领带。”

“还有那衬衫也是。