1.要英语小短文,带翻译的,简单一点点,谢谢了

英文幽默故事：There was a guy who went into a shop to buy a parrot. There werethree parrots in the shop. One was $5,000; another one, $10,000; and the third one, $30,000. The customer asked the owner, “How come this guy is $5,000? That's so expensive for this kindof parrot.” The owner said, “Because I have trained him and he can talk.” So the customer asked him, “How about this guy? What can he do that makes him so expensive?” The owner said, “Well, apart from talking, he can also do some amusing actions,like dancing and so on. That's why he's so expensive.” Then the customer said, “How about the third one? What canhe do that makes him so expensive?” The owner of the shopsaid, “I don't know. Normally, I have never heard him talk, nor dance, nor whistle, nor sing, nothing at all! But the other two call him 'The Boss.'” 老板最大 有个人到一间商店买鹦鹉。

店里有三只鹦鹉，其中一只卖五千元，另一只卖一万元，还有一只卖三万元。顾客问老板：「为什么这只要卖五千元？这个价钱对这种鹦鹉来说太贵了！」老板说：「因为我有训练他讲话。

」顾客又问：「那这只呢？他会做什么？为什么要卖这么贵？」老板说：「他除了会说话之外，还会表演一些有趣的动作，好比说跳舞等等，所以才卖这么贵。」顾客接着又问：「那第三只呢？他会做什么？为什么要卖这么贵？」老板说：「我不知道。

我从没听过他讲话、吹口哨或唱歌，也没看过他跳舞，什么都没有！不过另外两只叫他：『老板！』」Where is the egg?Teacher:Can you make a sentence with the word "egg"?Student:Yes.I ate a piece of cake yesterday.Teacher:Then where is the “egg"?Student:In the cake,Sir.鸡蛋在哪里？老师：你能用“鸡蛋”一词造句吗？学生：可以。我昨天吃了一块蛋糕。

老师：“鸡蛋”在哪？学生：在蛋糕里，先生 Tom is a little boy, and he is only seven years old. once he goes to a cinema. It is the first time for him to do that. He buys a ticket and goes in. But after two or three minutes he comes out, and buys the second ticket and goes in again. After a few minutes he comes out again and buys the third ticket. Two or three minutes after that he comes out and asks for another ticket. But a girl asks him,“Why do you buy so many tickets? How many friends do you meet?” “No, I have no friends here, but a big woman always stops me at the door and cuts up my ticket.”汤姆是个小孩， 他才7岁。 当他去电影院的时候。

那时他第一次去。他买了张票进去了。

但没过两三分钟他就出来了，然后买了第二张票又进去了。 几分钟后他又出来买了第三张票。

接着两三分钟后他又出来买票。 一个女的问她，“你为什么要买那么多票啊？ 你见到了几个朋友？" "没有， 我里面没朋友， 但是每当我进门的时候一位大的女人老把我的票给剪了" Child:My uncle has 1000 men under him.Man:He is really somebody.What does do?Child:A maintenance man in a cemetery 他真是一个大人物小孩：我叔叔下面有1000个人。

男人：他真是一个大人物。他是干什么的？小孩：墓地守墓人。

Teacher: Would Shakespeare be a great man if he were still alive today? Student: Of course. He must be a great man, for so far nobody has lived to over 400 years.一名伟人 老师：如果莎士比亚还活着，他会是一名伟人吗？学生：当然。因为到目前为止，还没有人活到400多岁。

Mr. Smith: Waiter, there's a dead fly in my soup. Waiter: Yes, sir, I know---it's the heat that kills it.史密斯先生：服务员，我的汤里有一只死苍蝇. 服务员：是的，先生，我知道了，它是被烫死的.Son: Dad, give me a dime. Father: Son, don't you think you're getting too big to be forever begging for dimes? Son: I guess you're right, Dad, Give me a dollar, will you？ 儿子：爸爸，给我一角钱。 父亲：儿子，你不认为你已经长大了，不该再老是一角一角地要钱了（该自立了），不是吗？儿子：爸爸，我想你是对的，那给我一块钱行吗？A little kid fell in love with another little kid, a school mate. Sometimes the kids think they fall in love when they have a crush on someone else in the class, when they're eight or ten years old or something like that. So the eight-year-oldkid came back home and asked his father, “Father, is it expensive to be married?” And the father said, “Yes, son, it is very expensive.” So the son asked, “How much does it cost?” And the father said, “I don't know, son. I'm still paying.” 有个小孩爱上了另一个小孩，对方是学校的同学。

八岁或十岁左右的孩子有时会迷恋班上某个人，然后就以为自己恋爱了。因此这个八岁的小孩回家问他爸爸：「爸爸，结婚很花钱吗？」爸爸说：「是啊，儿子，非常花钱。

」儿子又问：「要花多少钱呢？」爸爸说：「我不知道，儿子，我到现在还一直在付钱啊！」"Boy, why have you got cotton-wool in your ear? Is it 。

2.较短的英语故事

The dog and the fox Some dogs found the skin of a lion and began to tear it to piece with their teeth.A fox seeing them,said:"If this lion were alive,you would soon find out that his claws were stronger than you teeth!" It is easy to kick a man that is down. 够短吗？ 很简单了```````。

3.要短一点的英语小故事

No Cavities

A smiling boy arrived home from a dental visit,Hey mom,the dentist says I have no cavities.

His mom stared at him wide-eyed and quite surprised,It's impossible --you never brush your teeth after cleaning the chocolate box before you go to bed!

Then the boy opened his mouth --he had not a tooth left!

我没有蛀牙

小男孩儿看完牙医，面带微笑地回到家：嘿，妈妈，牙医说，我一颗蛀牙也没有。

妈妈惊讶地瞪大眼睛：不可能你每回上床睡觉前都把巧克力盒子里的糖一下子吃完，而且从来不刷牙！ 这时，男孩儿张开了嘴巴他的牙全被拔光了。

偷笑==刚好四行英文。

4.英语小笑话带翻译

A man goes to church and starts talking to God. He says: "God, what is a million dollars to you?" and God says: "A penny", then the man says: "God, what is a million years to you?" and God says: "a second", then the man says: "God, can I have a penny?" and God says "In a second"。

5.30~50字的英语小短文 简单一点的

可能很多人都把亲情看得重于友情，可我们往往更加依赖友谊。

纪伯伦--论友谊 On Friendship And a youth said, "Speak to us of Friendship." Your friend is your needs answered. He is your field which you sow with love and reap with thanksgiving. And he is your board and your fireside. For you come to him with your hunger, and you seek him for peace. When your friend speaks his mind you fear not the "nay" in your own mind, nor do you withhold the "ay." And when he is silent your heart ceases not to listen to his heart; For without words, in friendship, all thoughts, all desires, all expectations are born and shared, with joy that is unacclaimed. When you part from your friend, you grieve not; For that which you love most in him may be clearer in his absence, as the mountain to the climber is clearer from the plain. And let there be no purpose in friendship save the deepening of the spirit. For love that seeks aught but the disclosure of its own mystery is not love but a net cast forth: and only the unprofitable is caught. And let your best be for your friend. If he must know the ebb of your tide, let him know its flood also. For what is your friend that you should seek him with hours to kill? Seek him always with hours to live. For it is his to fill your need, but not your emptiness. And in the sweetness of friendship let there be laughter, and sharing of pleasures. For in the dew of little things the heart finds its morning and is refreshed. 论友谊 ——摘自纪伯伦的《先知》 于是一个青年说：请给我们谈友谊。 他回答说： 你的朋友是你的有回应的需求。

他是你用爱播种，用感谢收获的田地。 他是你的饮食，也是你的火炉。

因为你饥渴地奔向他，你向他寻求平安。 当你的朋友向你倾吐胸臆的时候，你不要怕说出心中的“否”，也不要瞒住你心中的“可”。

当他静默的时候，你的心仍要倾听他的心； 因为在友谊里，不用言语，一切的思想，一切的愿望，一切的希冀，都在无声的喜乐中发生而共享了。 当你与朋友别离的时候，不要忧伤； 因为你觉得他最可爱之点，当他不在时愈见清晰，正如登山者在平原上望山峰，也加倍地分明。

愿除了寻求心灵的加深之外，友谊没有别的目的。 因为那只寻求着要显露自身的神秘的爱，不算是爱，只算是一张撒下的网，只网住一些无益的东西。

让你的最佳美的事物，都给你的朋友。 假如他必须知道你潮水的下退，也让他知道你潮水的高涨。

你找他只为消磨光阴的人，还能算作你的朋友么？ 你要在生长的时间中去找他。 因为他的时间是满足你的需要，不是填满你的空虚。

在友谊的温柔中，要有欢笑和共同的喜悦。 因为在那微末事物的甘露中，你的心能寻到他的清晓而焕发了精神。

"Maybe you will forget those who shared pleasure with you, but you will remember those who tasted tears with you. " Kahlil Cirbran “你也许会忘记那些与你一同笑过的人，但是你将永远记住那些与你一同伤心落泪的人。”---- kahlil Girbran Everyone has a lot of friends and he must have his own friendship as well. But the friend in need is the friend in deed. only the real friends will help you when you are in trouble. If you establish your friendship when you are in trouble, make it go on forever. 每个人都有很多朋友，也一定有属于他自己的友谊。

但是，患难见真情，只有真正的朋友会在你身处困境时帮助你。如果你在逆境中将友谊建立，那么请让它继续到永远。

We should know that our friendship is pure without anything bad mixed. Friendship is very important for everyone, so I will let my friendship last forever. 我们应该明白，我们的友谊是纯洁的，是不含任何杂质的。友谊对每个人都很重要，所以我会让我们的友谊继续下去。

Please cherish everything that you have already possessed. Maybe you don't care about it now. But when you lose it, you will find that how important it is. 请珍惜你所拥有的一切也许你现在并不在乎，但当你失去时你会发现它是多么的重要。 共两篇。

6.谁有短一点的英文小故事

A story

Andy was a little boy. on his first day at school, he learned three words. I, you, and she. The teacher taught him how to make sentences with these words. the teacher said,:"i,i am your teacher.she(pointing to a girl),she is your classmate. you,you are my student." after supper,his dad asked,:"what have you learned at school?" andy said at once:"i,i am yuor teacher .she (pointing to his mom),she is your classmant.you, you are my student."his got very angry and said,:"i,i am your dad.She(poining to his mom)she is yuor mom.you,you are my son." the next morning,the teacher asked andy to make sentences with the three word."ok"he said:"i, i am your dad.she(poining to a girl), she is your mom.you, you aremy son.

7.短一点的英语小故事

Story 1 Three Good Friends One day, a monkey rides his bike near the river. This time he sees a lion under a tree. The lion runs at him. He is afraid and falls into the river. He can't swim. He shouts. The rabbit hears him. He jumps into the river. The rabbit swims to the monkey, but he can't help him. Luckily, an elephant comes along. He is very strong. He helps the rabbit and monkey. Three friends are very happy. They go to the elephant's home. Then, three of them become good friends.故事一 三个好朋友 一天， 一只猴子在河边骑车。

这时他看见树下有一只狮子，狮子向他跑来。他非常的害怕，掉进河里。

他不会游泳，大叫起来。兔子听见了，跳进水里，但他却没有办法救猴子。

幸运的是，一只大象过来了。大象非常强壮，救出了兔子和猴子。

他们来到大象的家，在那里吃了一顿大餐。从此他们成了好朋友。

Story 2 The Old Man and the Old Cat An old man has a cat. The cat is very old, too. He runs very quickly. And his teeth are bad. One evening, the old cat sees a little mouse. He catches it, but he can't eat it because his teeth are not strong enough. The mouse runs away.The old man is very angry. He beats his cat. He says: “You are a fool cat. I will punish you!” the cat is very sad. He thinks:“When I was young, I worked hard for you. Now you don't like me because I'm too old to work. You should know you are old, too.” 故事二 老人和老猫 一个年迈的老人养一只猫。这只猫也非常老了。

她跑得很快，但是牙齿很糟糕。一天王还是那个，这只老猫看见一只小老鼠。

它抓住了小老鼠，但是它却吃不了它，因为它的牙齿不够锋利了。这只小老鼠逃跑了。

老人很生气，他打了小猫，并且对它说：“你这只蠢猫！我要惩罚你！”猫非常伤心，它想：“在我还年轻的时候，我为你努力工作。现在你却因为我太老了不能工作而不喜欢我。

你应该知道你也老了。” Story 3 Spring in the Green Season Spring is coming. Spring is the first season of the year. In China, spring comes in February. It is still cold, but it is getting warmer and warmer. The days get longer and longer. The leaves on the trees begin to turn green. Then they come up green leaves in the spring wind on the ground. Spring is also sowing time season.故事三 春天来了，春天是每年的第一个季节。

在中国，春天二月来临，那时候还是很冷，但是会运来月暖和，白昼悦来越长。树上的叶子开始变绿，沐浴着大地春风长出了嫩芽。

春天也播种的季节。Story 4 Look for a Friend Sam is a little fish. He lives in the sea. He is very lonely. He wants to have a friend. The friend looks like him. Sam sees an ink fish. The ink fish has eight legs. He doesn't look like Sam. So Sam goes away. Sam meets a shark. He wants to say hello to the shark. The shark opens his big mouth. Sam runs away quickly. Sam is tired and hungry. He wants to have a rest. Then he sees a round fish. She says to him. “Hello! Would you like to be my friend?” Sam answers: “Of course! But you are sound. I am flat.” The round fish days: “But we are both fishes.” Sam thinks and says, “You are right. Let's be friends.” They become good friends.故事四： 找朋友 塞姆是一条小鱼，他在海里。

他生在海里。他很孤独，想要找一个朋友，那个朋友看起来要想他。

塞姆看见一条墨鱼。墨鱼有8条腿，看上去不像塞姆。

因此塞姆游走了。塞姆遇见一条鲨鱼。

他想跟鲨鱼问好。鲨鱼张开大嘴，塞姆有迅速地逃走了。

塞姆又累又饿，他要休息一会儿。这时他看见一条圆鱼，圆鱼对他说：“你好！你愿意做我的朋友吗？” 塞姆回答：“好哇！可你是圆形的，我是扁的。”

圆鱼说：“但是我们俩都是鱼啊！” 塞姆思考后说：“你讲得对，让我们做朋友吧。”他们就成为好朋友了。