两人的英语笑话或小品[3-5分钟]

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逃生记
Don't eat me! Don't eat me! I'm helpful! 不要吃我!不要吃我!我是有帮助的!
Oh? What can you do? 哦?你会做什么呢?
I can cook a meal for you。我可以帮你做饭
I can sweep the floor for you. 我可以帮您扫地。
I Can wash the clothes for you. 我可以帮你洗这些衣服。
I Can do for you food. 我可以为你做的菜。
No! 不!
I can sing! 我可以唱!
Wolf Wolf you can't eat me you can't eat me! 狼狼你不可以吃我了吃我!
Why? Why为什么 为什么
Because I can do many things do many things. 因为我能做很多事,做许多事情。
But I'm hungry. I am going to eat you可是我饿了。我要吃了你
Right, I can run对了我能跑!
Oh, no! My dinner! 哦,不!我的晚餐!
1、一位中国留学生去到了美国，路上看见一起车祸。警察调查什么情况时，他答道：One car come one car go, two car pengpeng one car die。
2、还是这个留学生，一天他出了车祸掉下山崖，警察来营救：Hello,How are you?这小子一听，这还不简单,顺口就来：Fine,thank you!And you?结果警察就走了。