1.有没有简单一点的英语小品

The little girl liked wearing a red coat。

So everybody called her Little Red Coat。One day, her grandma had a cold。

Her mother said to Little Red Coat, “my dear, send some bananas and cakes to your grandma。”As she walked through the forest, a wolf saw her, “Hello, litter girl。

Where are you going?”“I'm going to my grandma's house。 She has got a cold。”

Said Little Red Coat。“Where does she live?” asked the wolf。

“She lives in the house near the forest。 There are some big trees in front of her house。”

Said Little Red Coat。 “Bye-bye, little girl。”

The wolf ran to the grandma's house。Grandma asked, “Who is it?”“It's me, Little Red Coat。

” said the wolf。“Come in, please。”

The big wolf opened the door and walked into the room。 He ate Grandma up。

He put on Grandma's coat and trousers。 Then he lay in bed。

Little Red Coat walked into her grandma's room。 “What big eyes you have got, Grandma!” she said。

“Because I want to see your pretty face。”said the wolf。

“What a big mouth you have got, Grandma!”she said。“Because I want to eat you, my dear。”

said the wolf。 “Oh, no!”cried the little girl。

The bad wolf ate Little Red Coat, too。The wolf was sleeping on Grandma's bed。

At this time, a hunter came and saw the wolf。 “What a big stomach he has got! Grandma must be in his stomach。”

thought the hunter。 The hunter cut open the wolf。

Grandma and Little Red Coat were still alive。 They jumped out of the wolf。

Grandma and Little Red Coat were very happy。 “Thank you。”

they said to the hunter。

2.急求~~~英语版两人相声（带有中文翻译的）,5分钟左右尽量简单

Little Red Riding Hood 第一场：Little Red Riding Hood家 Mum： （妈妈拿着一个篮子，把桌子上的水果放在篮子里） Little Red Riding Hood：（唱着歌，欢快地跑进来）Hi,mummy, what are you doing? Mum： （一边把水果放在篮子里，心事重重地说）Grandma is ill。

Here are some apples and bananas for Grandma。 Take them to Grandma。

Little Red Riding Hood：（边提起篮子，边点头说）Ok! Mum： （亲切地看着Little Red Riding Hood说） Be good。 Be careful。

Little Red Riding Hood: Yes ,mummy。Goodbye, mummy。

Mum: Bye-bye。 Darling。

第二场：在路上 （一阵轻快的音乐由远而近，Little Red Riding Hood挎着篮子蹦跳跳地跳到花草旁） Little Red Riding Hood: Wow!Flowers, how beautiful！ （放下篮子采花）One flower ,two flowers, three flowers。 Wolf:(wolf大步地走上台)I am wolf。

I am hungry。 （做找东西状，东张西望） Here is a little red riding hood。

Hi! Little Red Riding Hood。 Where are you going？ （做狡猾的样子和Little Red Riding Hood打招呼） Little Red Riding Hood：（手摸辫子，天真地回答）To Grandma's。

Grandma is ill。 Wolf：（自言自语）I' ll eat Grandma。

But……（对Little Red Riding Hood说）Hey, look! 6 little baby ducks。 Little Red Riding Hood：（和6只鸭子随着音乐翩翩起舞） Wolf：（悄悄地藏到大树后） Little Red Riding Hood：（停止跳舞）Hello! Baby ducks,how are you? Six Ducks:We' re fine。

Thank you。 Where are you going? Little Red Riding Hood:To Grandma's。

Oh, I must go, bye。 Six Ducks:Goodbye。

第三场：Grandma家 Grandma： （喘着气出场，颤颤悠悠地走到床前，吃力地坐到床边，喘了几口，打几个哈欠，慢吞吞地躺倒在床上。） Wolf：（从树后出来，边走边说）I am very hungry now。

（做找寻的样子）Where is Grandma' s house？ （高兴地对观众说）Aha , it's here。（敲门）Bang, Bang, Bang。

Grandma: Who is it? Wolf：（装出Little Red Riding Hood的声音，一边得意地摇动尾巴，一边说）It's me。 Little Red Riding Hood。

Grandma： （边说边起床） Come in, come in。 Wolf：（得意洋洋地走到床边） Grandma , I'll eat you。

Grandma： （惊慌失措地抓紧衣服，瞪着眼睛，边叫迫从床上滚到地上） 灰狼把外婆吞到了肚子里。 Wolf：（得意地拍拍肚子，翘起大拇指）Yummy!I'll sleep。

Little Red Riding Hood：（高兴地敲门）Grandma。Grandma。

Wolf：（装扮成Grandma的声音） Who is it? Little Red Riding Hood:It's me。 Little Red Riding Hood。

What a strange noise! Wolf:Come in, Come in。 Little Red Riding Hood：（蹦跳着进来，把篮子放在桌子上，走到床前一看，跳回几步）Oh! What are big ears! Wolf:I can listen to your sweet voice。

Little Red Riding Hood:Wow! What a big eyes! Wolf:I can see you pretty face。 Little Red Riding Hood:Oh! What a big hand。

Wolf:I can hug you。 Little Red Riding Hood：（跪在床前，拉起Wolf的手，边摸边说）Look! What a big hands? Wolf：（从床上跳起来说）I can eat you! Little Red Riding Hood：（拼命地跑）Oh!No! No! Wolf：（追到Little Red Riding Hood，做吃状，拍拍肚子说）It's delicious。

I still sleep。 I like sleeping。

Hunter： （一边拿着枪，一边做寻找状出场）Where's the wolf? Look! A door。（推门）The wolf is sleeping。

Wolf：（发出呼呼的响声） Hunter： （端起枪想打，又放下）What a big stomach！ （摸摸Wolf的肚子）Grandma and Little Red Riding Hood are inside 。 I must be hurry。

（从桌子上拿起剪刀，举起） Look! Scissors。 （做剪Wolf的肚子）Cut, cut, cut。

Little Red Riding Hood/Grandma:Thank you。 Hunter: Grandma ,give me some needles and thread。

Little Riding Hood ,Give me some stones。 Grandma： （从桌子上拿来针线） Little Red Riding Hood：（搬来几个石头）One, two, three。

Hunter： （把小石头装进Wolf的衣服里） Grandma: I'll thread it。 Hunter： （拿起枪）Woke up! Wolf：（起床，两手托着大肚子）My stomach is so heavy。

Hunter: You big bad wolf, raise your arms! Wolf：（边跑边说） Help! Don't shot me! Hunter： （开枪）Bang, bang! Wolf： （应声倒下） Hunter: The bad wolf is dead。 Little Red Riding Hood和Grandma:Yeah! Thank you。

小红帽 小红帽家 妈妈： （妈妈拿着一个篮子，把桌子上的水果放在篮子里） 小红帽：嗨，：（唱着歌，欢快地跑进来）妈妈，你在做什么呢？ 妈妈：奶奶病了。 这里有一些苹果和香蕉给奶奶的。

带他们去奶奶。 小红帽：好啊！ 妈妈：小红帽骑Hood说）很好。

小心些而已。 小红帽：是的，mummy。

Goodbye，妈妈。 妈妈：再见。

亲爱的。 小红帽， 小红帽：哇！鲜花，多么美丽！两朵花，一朵花，三朵花。

狼：我是一只狼。我饿了。

（这里是一个小红帽。嗨！小红帽。

你去哪儿？小红帽 李。

3.求简单英语五人小品剧本,请看清下面的补充要求

搞笑英语微电影剧本《Whose treat》（英语5人搞笑微电影剧本）演员：A—— ，B—— ，C—— ，D—— ，旁白—— 编剧： 摄影： 后期制作： 插曲：场景一《铃儿响叮当》场景二《雪绒花》场景三《泰坦尼克号主题曲》场景四《flash》场景五《never say goodbye》或者《字母歌》道具：一份报纸（最好是英文的），三份试卷（白纸即可），100元，64元找零，布娃娃（场景一：未定空地____5个人都到， 拍摄）旁白：One day ,some yang people want to get takeout as their dinner 一天，几个年轻人想叫外卖吃（直接录旁白，念完时候镜头落在四个人身上）A: let's get takeout ,please？（旁白念完直接开始）B:why not? I like it .（开心，满足）C:It's up to you .（看着A）D:OK,but i have a good idea……（手托下巴，卖关子）A:go on ,please（请求语气）D:we always ”going Dutch “,.it's time to enjoy someone's treat……我们总是AA制，这次找个人请客吧（扫一眼大家，继续卖关子）C: but how should we drag the unfortunate? talk to us,please（请求）D：（笑）OK,OK…….Each of us tell a joke, if not making others laugh, just pay ！我们每人讲一个笑话，如果不能把其他人逗笑，就买单哦。

（得意）A,B,C:good idea！（大家拍手，异口同声）A:Let me tell a joke first .the title is” I'm Glad “.A school teacher was telling her pupils the importance of making others glad. 我先讲吧，题目是“我很高兴”。一个老师正在对学生讲使别人高兴的重要性。

现在，她说（切到场景二，到一个教室，或有椅子的地方，把笑话表演出来，， 拍）旁白：Now, she said现在，她说赵雪：children ,has anyone of you ever made someone else glad？你们当中有谁让别人高兴过？王鹏：teacher, I've made someone glad yesterday.昨天我就使别人高兴过。赵雪：Well done. Who was that？做得好，是谁呢？王鹏：My granny.我奶奶。

赵雪：Good boy. Now tell us how you made your grand mother glad.好孩子，现在告诉我们，你是怎样使你奶奶高兴的。王鹏：Please, teacher, I went to see her yesterday, and stayed with her three hours. Then I said to her, 'Granny, I'm going home,' and she said, 'Well, I'm glad'！是这样的，老师。

我昨天去看她，在她那儿呆了三个小时。然后我跟她说：‘奶奶，我要回家了。

’她说：‘啊，我很高兴！’（切回场景一，BCD哈哈大笑A见状很开心，）A:oh, i got it ！我做到了（很开心）B:yeah,yeah, maybe you just tell your own story .（指着A说完捂嘴笑）A: I……（要解释，被B拦下）B:OK,now ,It's my turn .”a gentle reminder”is the title.Having been married a long time, my husband sometimes needs a gentle reminder of a special occasion. 婚后已久，我丈夫往往在一个特别事情上需要委婉的提醒。（切换场景三，移至餐厅或有椅子的地方， 拍摄，）B:On the morning of our 35th anniversary, we were sitting at the breakfast table when I hinted， 在我们结婚35周年纪念的早上，我们正坐在早餐桌旁，我暗示道：（录旁白形式）双："Honey, do you realize that we've been sitting in these same two seats for exactly 35 years？"“亲爱的，你意识到我们在这两个相同的座位上已坐了整整35年了吗？” B:Putting down the newspaper, he looked straight at me and said，他放下报纸，眼睛直直地望着我：田："So, you want to switch seats？"“因此，你想交换座位吗？”（切回场景一，ACD哈哈大笑中，）B:so, i got it，（对C）maybe you will like the man in the future （笑）it's your turnC: oh,no ,he is stupid （不屑），my title is “girl,oh little girl”题目是“让人无奈的孩子”When they're together, my five-year-old daughter and her cousin tend to cause mayhem. (['me?hem] )one Saturday, I put my foot down.我五岁的女儿和她的表妹在一起的时候，总要招来大乱。

一个星期六，我开始抗议了。（切至场景四，某空地， 拍摄）： "All right, you two,"No screaming , grabbing, whining, hitting, teasing, tattling, breaking toys, scratching or fighting." “好啦，你们两个，”我严厉地说，“不许叫喊，不许乱拿，不许哭闹，不许乱敲，不许取笑，不许扯淡，不许弄坏玩具，不许乱抓，不许打架。”

（转身要走），双：“come on ,MengMeng, let's get dirty . "“来， ，我们来把自己弄脏吧。”（切回场景一，ABD哈哈笑）B:OK,we three all did it ,now，（对D）only you leftD:i'm very afraid now,maybe I'll fail it . Let me try .it's “A dollar per point”一分一块钱A professor was giving a big test one day to his students.一天，教授正在给学生们监考。

（切场景五，至 教室， 拍摄）D（旁白形式）：He handed out all of the tests and went back to his desk to wait.他发下试卷，然后回到讲台前等待。（ 轩演教授， 坐中间， 演学生，考试时， 左顾右盼很着急，交卷子时， 左看看右看看掏出100元夹在卷子里并且写了一句话A dollar per point.）once the test was over the students all handed the tests ba。

4.5人英语小品剧本 简单易懂

喜羊羊与灰太狼学生英语小品剧本，片名：一把“枪”. 剧情：喜羊羊一伙儿在一起玩，灰太狼突然袭击，进行抓捕，把美羊羊、懒羊羊抓走了。

慢羊羊糊涂地给了喜羊羊一把假枪，喜羊羊与暖羊羊去狼堡解救美羊羊、懒羊羊。它们被喜羊羊与沸羊羊和暖羊羊用一只假枪解救，回到羊村后才发现这是假枪。

最后以红太狼灰太狼被定住结束。 道具：两把玩具枪。

人数：五名男生，三名女生（其中一名稍胖） 出场人物：喜羊羊Pleasant Goat 美羊羊Pretty Goat 懒羊羊Lazy Goat 沸羊羊 Force Goat暖羊羊Warm Goat 慢羊羊 Slowly Goat(Village Head) 灰太狼 Big Big Wolf 红太狼 Red Big Wolf 情节对话： （喜羊羊、美羊羊、沸羊羊、懒羊羊、慢羊羊还有暖羊羊在一起；灰太狼和红太狼在旁边隐蔽） 喜：What can we play today？ 美：We have nothing to play.It's dull！ 懒：I have a good idea. （睡意朦胧） 喜、沸：What idea do you have？ （好奇） 懒：Let's sleep！ （自信满满） 暖、慢：Oh,no!You are very lazy！（无奈指责） 灰：Ha!Dear goats,I'm coming！（灰太狼小声→大声，出现在羊面前） 美：Ah!Look,Big-big-wolf!Run away！ （惊恐了一大跳） （羊们开始逃跑，灰太狼追着美羊羊） 灰：Ha-ha!I'm sure that it's a good and delicious goat！ （灰太狼紧追美羊羊） 美：Pleasant-goat!Please help me! Help,help,help！ （神情紧张） 灰：It's too late!My favourite goat.（十分贪婪，并抓住了美羊羊） 喜：Pretty-goat,I have nothing to do.But I'll save you！ （灰太狼抓住了美羊羊后，又开始抓其它羊） 懒：Don't touch me!Help me！（也神情紧张） 灰：Ha!Little fat goat.I'm hungry now. My wife is waiting for me.Haha！ （灰太狼又抓住了懒羊羊，于是逮着懒羊羊，美羊羊走向狼堡，最后进入了狼堡） -------------------地点转换（在狼堡）---------------------------- 红：Wa!Big big wolf!You are very good! Oh,two goats！ （激动） 灰：Wife.I'm going to cook them soon!Today we'll have a super dinner, I'm looking forward to eating goats the first（灰太狼和红太狼准备煮羊） -----------------------地点转换（在青青草原）---------------------- 慢：What to do?Pleasant-goat,find a way quickly,be quick！ （着急） 沸：Pleasant goat!Find a way！ 喜：There's only one key.Let's goto wolf's houseand save them！ 暖：What? I am very worried about that!It's too dangerous ！ （表现出害怕的样子） 慢：Ng.This is only one key.I'm wating for you.You must save Pretty-goat and Lazy goat .And this is a special gun.Big-big-wolf won't move for an hour.Give you,Pleasant goat. （慢羊羊拿出一把枪，深沉地给了喜羊羊） 喜：That's great!Let's go.Warm goat and Force goat！ （握住拳头） 暖，沸：Ok,let's go to wolf's house！ （ 气势磅礴） （喜羊羊它们向狼堡走去；灰太狼与红太狼正得意洋洋） -----------------------地点转换（在狼堡）--------------------------- 红：Two Little goats.You will finish!I'll eat you！ （贪婪野蛮） 美：Oh,no.I believe Pleasant goat can save me! Yes?Lazy goat?What are you doing？（无助） 懒：Let me sleep,xu.（乐观派） 美：Ah!Don't sleep!I am very afraid ! If you don't sleep,I will give you candy！ 懒：Really?I love candy ！（懒羊羊突然醒了，美羊羊点点头） （喜羊羊，沸羊羊，暖羊羊到达，并使劲敲门） 灰：Who?Oh, wife.Maybe are the other goats!Let me catch them. （喜羊羊拿住枪，准备瞄准；灰太狼打开门） 灰：Oh,it's pleasant goat!I'll get you for my dinner！ 喜：Big-big-wolf.Goodbye!(Bang！！！！！！！！！！！) （开枪）（灰太狼突然动不了了） 暖：Wa!Pleasant goat,you are very great！（赞美） 灰：Pleasant-goat!What do you do? Why can't I move？！ （喜羊羊笑了笑，把枪给了沸羊羊） 喜：Force goat,give you gun.Let me save them. 沸：Ok!。Ng.Red big wolf!you will finish！ （喜羊羊救了美羊羊，懒羊羊，沸羊羊把枪对准红太狼） 红：What are you going to do?little fat goats？ （害怕） 沸：Goodbye,Red big wolf!(bang！！！！！) （沸羊羊向红太狼开枪；红太狼动不了了） 美，懒：Thank you,Pleasant-goat！（感激不尽） 暖：Lazy goat, pretty goat,Run away quickly！ （美羊羊，懒羊羊逃了出来） 红：Big-big-wolf,I hate you!Ah！ （红太狼挣扎） 美：Mr. Big-big-wolf and Red big wolf,goodbye！ （亲切） 懒：Pretty-goat,where's my candy？ （天真好奇） 美：Oh!Lovely lazy goat,I have no candy.Sorry?Don't blame me！ （违约） 懒：What?My candy!My God!。

Ai,Let me sleep,xu.（无奈的） 暖：Don't sleep!Lazy goat!We will go to our house！ （命令） （懒羊羊随即被叫醒，并打了个哈欠，之后羊群到达羊村） 慢：Pleasant goat,you're very good!Give me special gun.（迎接） 沸：Here you are.Village Head. 慢：Ah,that's not ture the special gun.This is ture！（激动地拿出真枪） 暖：Ah?If this……（疑惑无比） 慢：If this false gun,Big big wolf can't move 。

5.求英语相声（单人）短一些,要有翻译,不用太难,初一水平就好,

A woman got on a bus, holding a baby.

The bus driver said, "That's the ugliest baby I've ever seen."

In a huff, the woman slammed her fare into the fare box and took an aisle

seat near the rear of the bus.

The man seated next to her sensed that she was agitated and asked her what

was wrong.

"The bus driver insulted me," she fumed.

The man sympathized and said, "Why, he's a public servant and shouldn't

say

things to insult passengers."

"You're right," she said. "I think I'll go back up there and give him a

piece of my mind."

"That's a good idea," the man said. "Here, let me hold your monkey."

6.跪求英语笑话或相声（短一点,40词以内,本人初二 要能看懂）

1,Two birls

Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which?

Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer.

Teacher: Please tell us.

Student: The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow.

两只鸟

老师： 这儿有两只鸟，一只是麻雀。谁能指出哪只是燕子，哪只是麻雀吗？

学生：我指不出，但我知道答案。

老师：请说说看。

学生：燕子旁边的就是麻雀，麻雀旁边的就是燕子。

2. The Fish Net

"Can you tell me what fish net is made, Ann?"

"A lot of little holes tied together with strings." replied the little girl.

鱼网

"你能告诉我鱼网是什么做的吗，安？" 老师发问道。

"把许多小孔用绳子栓在一起就成了鱼网了。" 小女孩回答道。

3. The New Teacher

George comes from school on the first of September.

"George, how did you like your new teacher?" asked his mother.

"I didn\'t like her, Mother, because she said that three and three were six and then she said that two and four were six too。.."

新老师

9月1日， 乔治放学回到家里。

"乔治，你喜欢你们的新老师吗？" 妈妈问。

"妈妈，我不喜欢，因为她说3加3得6， 可后来又说2加4也得6。"

4. A physics Examination

once in a physics examination, Nick finished the first question very soon, while his classmates were thinking it hard.

The question was: When it thunders why do we see the lighting first, then hear the thunderrolls?

Nick\'s answer: Because our eyes are before ears.

一次物理考试

在一次物理考试时，当同学们都还在苦思冥想时，尼克很快就答好了第一个问题。

这个问题是：为什么在打雷时，我们总是先看到闪电后听到雷声？

尼克的回答是：因为眼睛在前，耳朵在后。

7.急需2人英语小品

A man took a pair of shoes to a shoe repair shop and said to the shoemaker, "I'd like you to repair these shoes for me, please."

"Certainly, sir," the shoemaker said.

"When will they be ready?" the man asked.

"I'm a bit busy, but they'll probably be ready for you on Thursday," he said.

"That's fine," the man said, and left the shop.

The next morning he received a letter, offering him a job in another country. Within 24 hors he was on an airplane to his new job.

Twenty years passed and he returned to his hometown.

He remembered his shoes.

"They were a good pair of shoes," he thought. "I wonderif the shoemaker is still there and still has them. I'll go and see."

He was pleased to see that the shoemaker was still in the same shop, although he was an old man by now.

"Good morning," he said to him. "Twenty years ago, Ibrought in a pair of shoes to be repaired. Do you think you've still got them?"

"Name?" the old shoemaker asked.

"Smith," the man said.

"I'll go and see. They may be out back."

The shoemaker went out to the back of his shop and a few minutes later returned, carrying the pair of shoes.

"Here we are," he said. "One pair of brown shoes to be repaired. I'm a bit busy now but they'll probably be ready on Thursday."

8.求短一点的英语单口相声,和一分钟英语介绍水资源的短文

We live in the cities, we live on the nature resources, how to protect and use the nature resource to make our city better is our duty. （可要可不要）

We should protect water resource, water is useful and is very important to us. We should use as little water as we can, for example, do not use too much water when washing face or having a bath…if everybody save one drop of water, all the people on the earth can save 42 tons of water everyday. We can use more recycled paper, print on both sides of the paper. In doing so, we are protecting the forest and rivers!

多练练！ We live in the cities, we live on the nature resources, how to protect and use the nature resource to make our city better is our duty. （可要可不要）

We should protect water resource, water is useful and is very important to us. We should use as little water as we can, for example, do not use too much water when washing face or having a bath…if everybody save one drop of water, all the people on the earth can save 42 tons of water everyday. We can use more recycled paper, print on both sides of the paper. In doing so, we are protecting the forest and rivers!

多练练！

9.求简单一点的5人英语小品

我帮你翻译了一篇 忽忽 人物：白云（B），黑土（H），小燕（X） 白云上："黑土走了吗？小燕上学走了吗？走了？都走了！剩下我白云，该我练练节目为了迎奥运参战！" heitu gone? Xiaoyan go to school? Gone? All gone! so let me practice the programe in order to welcome the Olympic！ " （这里可以跳舞唱歌什么的先表演一下） 黑土上："你这是干啥？" what are you doing here 白云："排练节目呢，别在着捣乱？" i am busy now Do not make trouble 黑土："小燕哪去了，英语老师让她去上课！" where is Xiaoyan, English teacher let her go to english class！ 白云"她上哪儿我也不知道." i do not know where she is 黑土："你能知道啥？成天不是写书就是跳舞"说完拿起手机拨："小燕！小燕！我是你爹！我是你爷爷，爷爷！有事快回来---" what did you know?just dancing and writing all days Xiaoyan!Xiaoyan! i am your father!i am your grandfather,grandfatrher! Come home quickly 白云："啥意思，你啥意思，连辈都整不明白.名副其实的老年痴呆！" what?what's your mean?you don't know who you are. totally a fool 小燕："爷爷你找我？"（小燕气喘吁吁地上来） Grandpa,you call me？ 白云："小燕你上哪儿去了？" Where you went to 小燕："在学校参加迎奥运文艺彩排！" i have practiced the program in order to welcome the Olympic in school 黑土："你也练节目？" You are rehearsing too？ 小燕："爷爷，老师让我独唱呢！" Grandpa, the teacher let me do solo 白云："你还能唱歌，你嗓子要是象你爷爷，唱一句该不会把外国人都吓昏了吧？" You can sing?if you like your grandfather's voice, foreigners will shocked when they heard about your voice 黑土："象你奶奶好，象你奶奶人前一站你找对象都难." If you look like your grandmother, could not find boyfriends 小燕："爷爷奶奶别说了."然后又问："爷爷你叫我回来干啥？" Do not speak.why you call me back 黑土："老师让你去上英语课." the teacher let you to English class 小燕："爷爷，我去不了，今天下午老师让我练歌." grandpa, I could not go, this afternoon teacher let me practice the song 黑土："练什么练，快去学英语，别耽误上课." Studies English quickly, do not delay the class 小燕："爷爷今天不行，节目安排非常紧，抽不出时间." grandpa,is not good today, the program arranges to be tight, cannot extract the time 黑土："请个假呗唱歌还能当饭吃？小燕听话，学好外语，一个女孩子家，将来当个英语教师什么的.吃个轻松饭，奥运会是国家和运动员的事，咱们参合啥？" Asks for leave to teacher .Studies the foreign language diligently, in the future will work as teacher of English anything. , the Olympic Games are national and athlete's matter 白云："你说什么？开奥运没你事儿？难道你不是中国人？" What did you say? Holds the Olympic Games is not your business? Aren't you the Chinese ？ 黑土："是又怎么样？奥运会也不缺我黑土." so what?The Olympic Games do not lack me 小燕："爷爷，别阻止我去唱歌好吗？" Grandfather, please don't prevent me to sing 黑土："不是不让，是不想让你误了学英语." I dont want to let you delay study English 小燕："误什么？参加奥运会演出还能锻炼自己，接触外国人还能加强口语，再说，奥运会对咱中国人多重要！" Attends the Olympic Games perform can also exercise itself, contacts the foreigner also to be able to strengthen the spoken language, and, the Olympic Games are much important to our Chinese！ “ 黑土："重要在哪啊？" what's the important 白云："这奥运会咱盼了多少年，如今才圆了这个梦！你说重要在哪？" we had hoped the OlympicGames for many years, only , then has been round this dream today！ 小燕："奶奶说的对 grandmother is right 白云："就是，咱们中国人站起来了，外国人也不敢小瞧我们了.过去洋人管我们叫东亚病夫，现在，特别是把刘翔一瞧，他们立刻都变成了刘翔的粉条." yes Chinese become strong.The foreigner did not dare to look down on us .In the past the foreigner called us as sicker in East Asian.Now, specially Liu Xiang,They turn Liu Xiang's starch noodles immediately 小燕："是粉丝！" is fans。

白云："我一听2008年在中国开奥运会就立刻写了一首歌" i write a song for 2008 Olympic Games 小燕："什么歌？唱给我听听，好不好" a song?let me hear ok？ 白云："好，那就让我孙女听听" ok （这里再表演个歌） 小燕："奶奶你唱的太棒了，词写的也好.奶奶声音就想歌唱家." grandmother, you sing so good, the Lyrics also well . grandmother's voice like the singer.” 黑土："这歌听起来还有点水准." this song is not bad 白云："其实，奶奶在年轻时唱的就够歌唱家水平，只是那时没文化，眼睛瞎，走错了门，进了作家." Actually, when i was young ,i also well, but I do not have the knowledge ,so i 。