1.4人英语小品,要简短

The little girl liked wearing a red coat. So everybody called her Little Red Coat.

One day, her grandma had a cold. Her mother said to Little Red Coat, “my dear, send some bananas and cakes to your grandma.”

As she walked through the forest, a wolf saw her, “Hello, litter girl. Where are you going?”

“I'm going to my grandma's house. She has got a cold.” Said Little Red Coat.

“Where does she live?” asked the wolf.

“She lives in the house near the forest. There are some big trees in front of her house.” Said Little Red Coat.

“Bye-bye, little girl.” The wolf ran to the grandma's house.

Grandma asked, “Who is it?”

“It's me, Little Red Coat.” said the wolf.

“Come in, please.”

The big wolf opened the door and walked into the room. He ate Grandma up.

He put on Grandma's coat and trousers. Then he lay in bed.

Little Red Coat walked into her grandma's room.

“What big eyes you have got, Grandma!” she said.

“Because I want to see your pretty face.”said the wolf.

“What a big mouth you have got, Grandma!”she said.

“Because I want to eat you, my dear.”said the wolf.

“Oh, no!”cried the little girl.

The bad wolf ate Little Red Coat, too.

The wolf was sleeping on Grandma's bed.

At this time, a hunter came and saw the wolf. “What a big stomach he has got! Grandma must be in his stomach.”thought the hunter.

The hunter cut open the wolf. Grandma and Little Red Coat were still alive. They jumped out of the wolf.

Grandma and Little Red Coat were very happy. “Thank you.”they said to the hunter.

2.四人简单英语话剧

龟兔赛跑（Hare and tortoise） Bird: Friends, friends, come here and have a look. （伙伴们，伙伴们，快来看啊！）The hare and the tortoise will have a match again. （小兔和乌龟又要比赛了。）

Monkey: The hare and the tortoise will have a match？ （小兔和乌龟又要比赛了？） Didn't the hare lose last year? Why do that again？ （小兔不是输了吗？怎么还要比呀？） Bird: Yes, the hare lost the match last year, and her mother was too angry to eat anything in two days. （是的，小兔去年输了，兔妈妈气得两天没吃任何东西。） Mother hare order them to have a match again this year. （兔妈妈命令他们今年再比一次。）

Monkey: Oh, so it is. （原来是这样。） Together: ( Music)。

! Monkey: Everybody, the match begins. （各就各位，比赛开始了。） I'm the referee. （我是裁判） Hare and tortoise, ready？ （小兔乌龟，准备好了吗？） Mother hare: Honey! Honey! Come on！ （亲爱的！亲爱的！快过来！） Have some coffee. （喝些咖啡。）

Hare: Mom, oh, I can't drink it all. （妈妈，哦，我喝不下了。） Mother hare: It can help you keep alert on the way. （它可以让你精精神神的。）

My little dear! Drink it quickly！ （亲爱的！快点喝了它！） Monkey: Mother hare, the match is going to begin. （兔妈妈，比赛要开始了。） Mother hare: Ah! The match is going to begin. （啊！比赛要开始了。）

Monkey: Please ready, go！ （预备，跑！） Birds: Come on, come on！ （加油，加油！） Tortoise will be the winner. （乌龟赢！） Tortoise will be the winner. （乌龟赢！） Hare: Yi? I know this tree, oh, yes! The grass is very soft. （我认识这棵树，是的，草软软的。） I fell asleep comfortable under the big tree. （树下睡觉舒舒服服的。）

This time I won't sleep. （这次我不会再睡了。） Oh? There are two routes. Here or there? Which one？ （这里有两条路，这儿？那儿 ？哪条啊？） Mom, mom, help me, help me！ （妈妈，妈妈，帮帮我，帮帮我。）

Tortoise: Hare, let me tell you, turn to the right. （小兔，我告诉你，向右。） Hare: Ah! Tortoise, you're here? So fast！ （啊！乌龟，你跑到这儿了？这么快！） Come on, come on！ （我得加油了！） He's my opponent, Can I believe him? choose the right way?No！ （他是我的对手，我能相信他走右边吗？不！） After I run farther, he will turn to the left， （等我跑远了，他再往左一拐。）

Then I will lose the match. （那我就要输了这场比赛。） Oh, yes, I should choose the left way. Run faster！ （哦，是的，我应该选走边，快跑！） Tortoise: Hare, hare, you've gone a wrong way. （小兔，小兔，你跑错路了。）

Come back, come back. （回来，回来。） My friends come and help me！ （伙伴们，快过来，帮帮我！） Together: Tortoise, why don't you run fast？ （乌龟，你为什么不快跑？） Mother hare: Oh, tortoise, Is it your turn to sleep under the tree this time？ （哦，乌龟，这次是不是轮到你在树下睡觉了？） Tortoise: Mother hare, look! Your daughter's got a wrong way. （兔妈妈，看！你女儿跑错路了。）

Mother hare: Oh, my god, why? Why is she going there？ （哦，天啊，为什么？她为什么会去那儿？） Didn't you tell her it's a wrong way？ （你没告诉她那条路是错的吗？） Tortoise: I told her, but she didn't believe me. （我说了，但是她不相信我。） She said “mother told me the opponent is the enemy. I couldn't believe you.” （她说“妈妈告诉我对手就是敌人。

我不能相信你。”） Mother hare: Yes, I said that. （我是说过。）

My daughter's got a wrong way, she can't win the match. You run please！ （我女儿跑错路了，她不能得冠军了，你跑吧！） Tortoise: Mother hare, she's got the wrong way, it's unfair to her, I must find her. （兔妈妈，她跑错路了，这样对她不公平，所以我必须找到她。） Hare mother: Tortoise, you, you're a good boy. （乌龟，你，你是个好孩子，） The match won't go on. My daughter loses at the very beginning because of me. （比赛不用进行了，因为我的错误，我女儿在起跑线上已经输了。

咳！） Tortoise: Mother hare, it's not important to win or lose the match. （兔妈妈，谁是冠军不重要。） Let's call her back,OK？ （让我们把她喊回来吧！） Together: Yes, you are right. OK！ （是的，你说的对。）

Hare, hare, come back. Come back. （小兔，小兔，回来。回来。）

3.英语搞笑四人短剧 简单

Y: Excuse me, is this your book? X: Thank you so much. Y: You are welcome. Are you new admits? X : yes. We just came to register yesterday. My name is Xiao ling. Nice to meet you. This is my best high school friend Lanlan. Y: My name is Yani. Nice to meet you, too. This is my friend since childhood, Songtao. S: hi! We both came from xxx. L: really? I am from that city, too. We are all town fellows aren't we?. It's such a small world. S: absolutely. We both major in computer science. What's your major? X: accounting. I don't really like it. But my parents said this school offers excellent accounting programs and it will be easier for me to get a job later on. L: My major is education. I want to be a teacher. I think it is cool. S: I picked my own major because I know what I want. I just like computers a lot. I would like to be a computer programmer in the future. Y: Well, I don't know wether I really like it or not. I just follow Songtao where he goes. X: I feel bad for those students who make it to the top but had to quit school because of financial problems. S: My parents paid some of my tution and I said to myself that I want to be a somebody. But no matter how much I do, I will never be able to repay my parents for what they have done for me. L: I think I will find some off campus jobs in summer. I don't want to be a burden to my family . My parents have been working hard all their lives. X: Lanlan, you are great. S: look. The boys are playing basketball now. I will join them. See you ! X: let's keep in touch, ok? L: I don't have a cell phone. Can I send you e-mails? Y: Sure. Here is my cell phone number. 12345678 And this is my e-mail address. Please write to me. L: I will. X: this is mine.:22334455.I am so glad to meet you. Take care! Y and S: bye。

4.四人简单英语话剧

龟兔赛跑（Hare and tortoise） Bird: Friends, friends, come here and have a look. （伙伴们，伙伴们，快来看啊！） The hare and the tortoise will have a match again. （小兔和乌龟又要比赛了。）

Monkey: The hare and the tortoise will have a match？ （小兔和乌龟又要比赛了？） Didn't the hare lose last year? Why do that again？ （小兔不是输了吗？怎么还要比呀？） Bird: Yes, the hare lost the match last year, and her mother was too angry to eat anything in two days. （是的，小兔去年输了，兔妈妈气得两天没吃任何东西。） Mother hare order them to have a match again this year. （兔妈妈命令他们今年再比一次。）

Monkey: Oh, so it is. （原来是这样。） Together: ( Music)。

! Monkey: Everybody, the match begins. （各就各位，比赛开始了。） I'm the referee. （我是裁判） Hare and tortoise, ready？ （小兔乌龟，准备好了吗？） Mother hare: Honey! Honey! Come on！ （亲爱的！亲爱的！快过来！） Have some coffee. （喝些咖啡。）

Hare: Mom, oh, I can't drink it all. （妈妈，哦，我喝不下了。） Mother hare: It can help you keep alert on the way. （它可以让你精精神神的。）

My little dear! Drink it quickly！ （亲爱的！快点喝了它！） Monkey: Mother hare, the match is going to begin. （兔妈妈，比赛要开始了。） Mother hare: Ah! The match is going to begin. （啊！比赛要开始了。）

Monkey: Please ready, go！ （预备，跑！） Birds: Come on, come on！ （加油，加油！） Tortoise will be the winner. （乌龟赢！） Tortoise will be the winner. （乌龟赢！） Hare: Yi? I know this tree, oh, yes! The grass is very soft. （我认识这棵树，是的，草软软的。） I fell asleep comfortable under the big tree. （树下睡觉舒舒服服的。）

This time I won't sleep. （这次我不会再睡了。） Oh? There are two routes. Here or there? Which one？ （这里有两条路，这儿？那儿 ？哪条啊？） Mom, mom, help me, help me！ （妈妈，妈妈，帮帮我，帮帮我。）

Tortoise: Hare, let me tell you, turn to the right. （小兔，我告诉你，向右。） Hare: Ah! Tortoise, you're here? So fast！ （啊！乌龟，你跑到这儿了？这么快！） Come on, come on！ （我得加油了！） He's my opponent, Can I believe him? choose the right way?No！ （他是我的对手，我能相信他走右边吗？不！） After I run farther, he will turn to the left， （等我跑远了，他再往左一拐。）

Then I will lose the match. （那我就要输了这场比赛。） Oh, yes, I should choose the left way. Run faster！ （哦，是的，我应该选走边，快跑！） Tortoise: Hare, hare, you've gone a wrong way. （小兔，小兔，你跑错路了。）

Come back, come back. （回来，回来。） My friends come and help me！ （伙伴们，快过来，帮帮我！） Together: Tortoise, why don't you run fast？ （乌龟，你为什么不快跑？） Mother hare: Oh, tortoise, Is it your turn to sleep under the tree this time？ （哦，乌龟，这次是不是轮到你在树下睡觉了？） Tortoise: Mother hare, look! Your daughter's got a wrong way. （兔妈妈，看！你女儿跑错路了。）

Mother hare: Oh, my god, why? Why is she going there？ （哦，天啊，为什么？她为什么会去那儿？） Didn't you tell her it's a wrong way？ （你没告诉她那条路是错的吗？） Tortoise: I told her, but she didn't believe me. （我说了，但是她不相信我。） She said “mother told me the opponent is the enemy. I couldn't believe you.” （她说“妈妈告诉我对手就是敌人。

我不能相信你。”） Mother hare: Yes, I said that. （我是说过。）

My daughter's got a wrong way, she can't win the match. You run please！ （我女儿跑错路了，她不能得冠军了，你跑吧！） Tortoise: Mother hare, she's got the wrong way, it's unfair to her, I must find her. （兔妈妈，她跑错路了，这样对她不公平，所以我必须找到她。） Hare mother: Tortoise, you, you're a good boy. （乌龟，你，你是个好孩子，） The match won't go on. My daughter loses at the very beginning because of me. （比赛不用进行了，因为我的错误，我女儿在起跑线上已经输了。

咳！） Tortoise: Mother hare, it's not important to win or lose the match. （兔妈妈，谁是冠军不重要。） Let's call her back,OK？ （让我们把她喊回来吧！） Together: Yes, you are right. OK！ （是的，你说的对。）

Hare, hare, come back. Come back. （小兔，小兔，回来。回来。）

5.急求英语搞笑四人短剧~~尽量简单点~~

?fr=ala0话剧名：吻青蛙就会给你带来王子name:kissing a frog can always brings you a prince需要四五个人：一个旁白，一个公主，一只不爱洗澡的青蛙，一到两只干净的青蛙。

需要道具：服装，一枝花，一张帅哥的照片，还有其它的道具你可以自添加。场景：森林里，破井边。

旁白（头上插枝花）：long long ago,a bueatiful princess who was as bueatifull as a。

.（开始思考，突然大悟，取下头上的花）。

right! flower.she is lonely so the Queen of love promised a prince of frog for her,she told her to go out one day。

..（公出场）。..the princess walks near the castle and。

..公主（以下简称公）台词：Oh,Venus,Queen of love,can you tell me where is my fate?where is my handsome prince?where is the prince of frog？白：Suddenly,she discovered that she had walked in to a strange forest,when suddenly again, a frog appeared in front of her.（青蛙把王子的照片藏在领子里，出场，蹲在地上，要表现出自己很脏很邋遢，但不能让人恶心，记住）公：（惊喜）Oh Venus,thank you my Queen of love,I see it,I see the frog.let me see，（走过去）oh my god,this frog is so。

（闻闻，然后捏住鼻子，犹豫，来回走），is it really the frog for me？（看看周围，）aren't there any other frogs？这时，早就在场边待命的干净青蛙，跳动起来：YES YES other frogs we are here ,see? we are here.（重复说we are here！）旁白冲过去，敲那些“青蛙”的头，说：“sh。

.sh。

shut up ,shut up。.."脏青蛙（很不耐烦）：excuse me my lady? please tell me how long you want to keep me waiting？ 公主：（惊慌，，，赶紧给它洗澡。

）don't be angry lovely little frog,you need a shower first.旁白过来用花把它扫干净。

白：now the princess is going to kiss her frog.公要亲它头的时候，它突然站起来，吐出（从领子里抽出照片）给公主。说：thank you young lady,the Queen of love told me to give this to you after the shower,she promised me a shower here.公主：what？（大吃一惊）青蛙：She told me to give this photo to you to thank you for the shower.now you take it,just take it.公：so you are not my frog of prince。

..公主接过照片，青蛙走人，公主看一下，然后晕倒。

白冲过来扶住她，同时大声念：my dear,the man on the photo is the prince I promise you,tel NO.131232313266。

6.4人小品剧本（简单英语）

马东：全国的观众朋友们我和我的五官给您 齐：拜年啦！ 眼睛：我是马东的眼睛我祝大家眉开眼笑！ 马东：嘿，我这眼睛多喜庆！ 耳朵：我是马东的耳朵我祝您耳听八方！ 马东：大耳朵有福！ 嘴巴：我是马东的嘴我祝大家笑口常开！ 马东：我的嘴会说话。

鼻子：我是马东的鼻子我祝大家#@&……@#@！）（英语：春节快乐！） 马东：嘿，为什么到我这辈改外国鼻子了？ 鼻子：洋鼻子大呀，您喘气儿痛快！ 眼睛、耳朵、嘴：（笑）对，您喘气儿痛快！ 马东：我痛快什么呀，麻烦了！ 眼、鼻、嘴、耳：怎么了？ 马东：昨天晚上我酒后驾车，让警察逮着，驾照给扣了，怎么办？ 眼睛：我可没看见！ 耳朵：这跟我可没关系啊！ 马东：停！干嘛？又犯老毛病，谁都跑不了，一个一个说。来，谁先说？你？你！眼睛，你看的最清楚你先说。

眼睛（盯着耳朵）：我说什么呀？ 马东：酒后驾车呀！ 眼睛（依旧盯着耳朵）：诶哟，你酒后驾车啦？ 马东：我说你看着我说行吗？ 眼睛：我这不看着你呢嘛！ 马东：这是看着我的吗，我，在这儿呢。 眼睛（转向鼻子）：哦你在这儿呢，诶你好你好 马东：嘿，我这什么眼睛这是 眼睛（转向观众）：您不知道，马东这眼睛有毛病。

马东：我眼睛有什么毛病啊 眼睛：斜眼儿 马东：我斜眼儿？ 眼睛：也不老斜， 马东：什么时候斜呢？ 眼睛：一看见女的，他斜上了。 马东：我就算斜眼儿昨天你也看得见警察！ 眼睛：来的是男警察，呱唧我把眼睛闭上了，嘿嘿…… 马东：嘿他这就算躲了 鼻子：推脱呀 马东：你说什么？ 鼻子：他这简直就是推脱！ 马东：听听，听听，啊，人家这个态度，作为一个外国鼻子，不远万里来到我们脸上，这是一种什么精神，什么精神？这就是……瞪鼻子上脸的精神 鼻子：嗨…… 马东：鼻子你说说吧 鼻子：我说什么？ 马东：酒后驾车呀 鼻子：你酒后驾车了？ 马东：你在场！ 鼻子：唉呀，这可是中国人的内症啊，这不我就不参与了 马东：嘿，这时候他不参与了？ 鼻子：不是马东的鼻子有毛病大家都知道啊 马东：我这鼻子有什么毛病？ 鼻子：没窟窿眼儿 马东：你让大家伙儿看看我四个长的（此处发音是这样的，但具体什么字俺就不清楚了），我有眼儿！ 鼻子：有眼儿也没用啊，那天我一直打喷嚏啊秋！什么也不知道啊我 马东：嘿他也躲了，没关系，我问问这个，耳朵！ 耳朵（对嘴说）：昨儿那洋河大曲还不错！ 嘴：找你呢 马东：你啊，我跟你…… 耳朵：不是马东这耳朵呀 马东、耳朵：有毛病！ 马东：我知道你是这句，那你也得说说 耳朵：您说什么？ 马东：我让你说说！ 耳朵：大点儿声说什么？ 马东：我让你说说！ 耳朵：诶哟怎么干张嘴不出声儿呀 马东：我这是干张嘴吗 耳朵（对嘴说）：说什么呢 马东：谁的钱包？ 耳朵：我的！ 马东：诶，这你可听见了 耳朵：不是这……您说什么？ 马东：又来了。

你呀，你可别装听不见 耳朵：明天您要上法院？这大过年的干嘛去呀？ 马东：你是诚心 耳朵：你要离婚？为什么呀？ 马东：诚心俩字儿听不懂？ 耳朵：第三者是冯巩？你说冯巩这人多讨厌你这人 马东：我不信你听不清！ 耳朵：离完你要娶董卿？ 马东：你这纯属是装蒜！ 耳朵：朱军死活还不干？ 马东：这都谁跟谁啊！ 耳朵：不行娶徐静蕾啊！ 马东：怎么这么乱呢！ 耳朵：哦，岳父是毕福剑啊！ 马东：你走吧你！ 马东：嘴嘴，你也跑不了！你说说 嘴：不就酒后驾车这事吗 马东：对呀 嘴：这事儿不用再说了 马东：啊？ 嘴：再说马东这嘴有毛病大伙儿都知道 马东：你等会儿，他们仨说我有毛病我都认了，我，打听打听干什么的，我这嘴，没毛病。 嘴：是呀，你说话的时候，你这嘴肯定没毛病 马东：对不对啊？ 嘴：但是你一喝完酒 马东：怎么了？ 嘴：@#￥￥￥%&*& 马东：我什么？ 嘴：#￥……##￥%……# 马东：他说什么 耳朵：他说你说话不清楚 马东：这句你怎么听见了 马东（对嘴说）：你呀，把舌头捋直了昨天晚上怎么回事儿，好好说 嘴：#&……￥……#&…………#@￥@！￥@%@#%#%……%%！#&**~！@￥# 马东：我是这样吗，我这舌头要这样我甭喝酒警察就给我带走喽。

看看你们四个，事到临头，全想躲？咱们这本子怎么能要回来呀，就你们这个态度…… 眼睛：哎脑袋 马东：诶？ 眼睛：你这态度就不对了 马东：我这态度怎么了？ 眼睛：您得好好跟警察说呀 马东：诶那我应该怎么说呢？ 眼睛：警察叔叔 马东：叫叔叔？ 眼睛：酒后驾车是我们的不对 马东：对 眼睛：但是责任，是你们的 马东：诶，责任怎么归警察呢 眼睛：我们马路上有公交专线 马东：对 眼睛：有奥运专线 马东：对呀 眼睛：为什么不设一条酒后专线？ 马东：给酒后驾车设专线？ 眼睛：便于您管理呀 马东：这怎么管理呀 眼睛：您一看晃晃悠悠开过来一辆，赶紧上前（敬礼），您好，喝了，别慌，请走，酒后专线！ 马东：干脆酒后驾车都走一条线上去了？ 眼睛：哎不行，造成新的交通拥堵 马东：那怎么办呢？ 眼睛：分单双号 马东：这还分单双号呢 眼睛：一三五和白的走，二四六喝啤的走 马东：嘿——那混着喝的只能礼拜天走 眼睛：没错实在不行我们还能分组嘛 马东：还能分组呢 眼睛：喝二锅头的礼。

7.急需英语四人话剧简单的

David: Do you have the money I lent you last week, Julie? Julie: Sorry, Dave. I bought some mascara yesterday. David: But you promised! I need it for the movies tonight! Julie: It was an emergency! David: Huh, your priorities are all wrong, sis. (Notice a pimple on Julie's face.) Nice pimple you have there, by the way. Julie: Pimple?! What pimple?! (Julie runs to look in the mirror) Aaaargh!! It's huge! It's so big! David: Ha ha ha, with all that make-up you use, I'm not surprised. (Laugh and leave.) Narrator: Of course Julie is in shock. Now this is really an emergency. (Julie stops doing her homework and goes straight to the bathroom. She found a jar of “Miraculous Herbal Mask for pimples” and read the instructions.) Julie: (Read slowly) Put a small amount on the affected area and leave on for twenty minutes max. Wash off with warm water. (Talk to herself) Excellent, so if I put a large amount of this on my whole face over night, it will be even better, right? (Julie puts the mask on her whole face and lies on her bed.) Narrator: So that's exactly what she did and went to bed looking like Godzilla! (Lights off) Scene 3 (The alarm clock goes off at six o'clock) Narrator: It's another beautiful day. Julie wakes up at the six o'clock. She walks to the bathroom to wash her face, but there's something wrong…（Julie tries every way to wash off the mask.） Narrator: She tries warm water, hot water, and cold water. Use her fingers, a sponge, even her toothbrush! The rock hard and bright green mask stays well on her face. She couldn't even move her mouth to speak. (Julie wants to speak but she can't. She runs to her parents' room with the jar of mask) Narrator: She goes to her parents' room and wakes them up. (Julie wakes her parents up. Her mom opens her eyes and screams.) Mom: Aaaargh! (Waking up her father.) Father: Julie, is that you? (Julie nods) What is that on your face? Julie: Grgmmf…hrmmphgh…gh. (Julie shows her parents the mask jar. Then they understand.) Mom: You silly girl, can you follow the simple instruction? Don't you do experiments in science any more or what? Julie: Gffrr… Dad: Right. Get dressed, Julie. You're going to school. I'm sure the mask will come off sooner or later. Jule: HHRGGHHDD!! Mom: Yes, dear. Be patient. Narrator: Julie couldn't believe her ears. School! Looking like a green monster. How could she face her classmates today? Scene 4 Classmate A: Look at that. Is that Julie? Classmate B: Oh, my god. She looks so funny! Classmate A: Yeah, How could she come to school like this?。

8.英语4人小品剧本（带旁白） 越短越好

4人英语话剧剧本It's a Small World CastKobe: K; play presenterAllen: Ab (boy)Johnson: JBZ: BArthur: Ag (Girl) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Scene IK: There was a lovely village in the countryside. Allen, Johnson, Bz, and Arthur are good friends. Here, they are creating the most beautiful memories.B: Hey! Look! A shooting star!Ag: Where?B: Here! (Take out a big special ring!)Ag: So, what is this for?B: Will you marry me?Ab: Sure, honey!(Ag takes out a hammer and hits Ab.)Ab: Ouch! OK! I'll be quiet.J: Hey, guys! What are you talking about?Ab: They are talking about their future. (Point at Ag and B.)J: Their future?Ag: No! Our futures. I'm gonna be a worldwide famous writer.Ab: I'm gonna be the greatest singer. And I'm worried that there will be too many girls hanging around and crazy for me!(J, B, Ag pretend to be disgusted.)J: As far as I am concerned, becoming the most successful businessman is my life goal.Ag: What about you, BZ?Ab: To marry her, right? (Ab hits B gently.)Ag: Come on! Be serious. Let him tell us.B: I want to stay here and be a farmer.Ag: All right! We're only ten now. Who knows what will actually happen in the next ten or twenty years?J: Whatever our dreams are, no matter where we are, twenty years from now, we'll all come here having a reunion.Ab: And don't forget, we are…K: Wait for me!。

All: Friends forever! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Scene II转自： K: Twenty years later, at Johnson Rich's company.(Phone rings.)Secretary A: Hello! This is Rich telephone company. May I help you? OK! OK! bye-bye!Secretary B: (Knock, Knock, Knock!) Mr. Rich, may I come in?J: Come in!Secretary B: (With a flirting look) Mr. Rich, Can I invite you to dinner tonight?(Secretary A cuts in between the two of them.)Secretary A: Hey! Young lady! You may be young and beautiful, but I've been working here much longer than you. I really don't mind you inviting Mr. Rich to dinner, if you don't want to work here anymore!J: Yo, ladies. Nothing but business, O.K.? Now, go back to your work!Secretary A: Sir!J: Now what?Secretary A: This is the ad for the new cell phone design, and the main idea is "It's a small world!"J: Good job! Look, my cell phones make the world smaller. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Scene III(At Arthur's new book press conference)Reporter A: Congratulations, Arthur. We know that you are the winner of the Pulitzer Prize.Reporter B: Why did you want to write this book?Ag: Well, I always believe that touching words can comfort people. Many people in the world live a difficult life. With words, we can tell them that they're not alone wherever they are.Reporter C: Why did you name the book "It's a small world "?Ag: It's said that “the pen is mightier than the sword.” Through words, we can express our love, thoughts, and feelings to our friends. The power of words shortens the distance among people and makes the world smaller, right? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Scene IV转自： (At Allen Baker's concert…Allen's fans are crazy for him and screaming everywhere.)Host: Ladies and gentlemen, let's welcome our super star, Mr. Anderson!!(Fans scream like crazy.)Ab: (Singing) It can happen to anyone of us, anyone you think of. Anyone can fall. Anyone can hurt someone they love. Hearts will break. Cause I made a stupid mistake…（A fan shakes hands with Allen, and then passes out and is taken away.）Ab: Thank you! Maybe you don't understand the language I speak. Maybe we have different blood in our bodies. But I really hope that I can deliver something to you all and make you understand what I try to express. And I really really hope the music can shorten the distance between us and make the world smaller. Thank you! I love you all !! (Two crazy fans run to Allen and hold him tight. The guards drag them away.) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Scene V(At Bz Farmer's Big Tomato Award Ceremony…)Host: Now! I'm honored to announce the first prize winner of the super award. Let's welcome Farmer of the year, Mr. BZ !(BZ runs up to the stage with a surprised look, and his fans cheer for him.)B: My goodness! I can't believe it! Thank you, my tomato fans! (Waving to them with the trophy.) I love my hometown. I grow crops not only for the people living here, butalso for the people all over the world who are suffering from hunger and poverty. My childhood friends have all been very successful in different fields to make the world a better place to live in. O。

9.4人小品剧本（简单英语）

马东：全国的观众朋友们我和我的五官给您 齐：拜年啦！ 眼睛：我是马东的眼睛我祝大家眉开眼笑！ 马东：嘿，我这眼睛多喜庆！ 耳朵：我是马东的耳朵我祝您耳听八方！ 马东：大耳朵有福！ 嘴巴：我是马东的嘴我祝大家笑口常开！ 马东：我的嘴会说话。

鼻子：我是马东的鼻子我祝大家#@&……@#@！）（英语：春节快乐！） 马东：嘿，为什么到我这辈改外国鼻子了？ 鼻子：洋鼻子大呀，您喘气儿痛快！ 眼睛、耳朵、嘴：（笑）对，您喘气儿痛快！ 马东：我痛快什么呀，麻烦了！ 眼、鼻、嘴、耳：怎么了？ 马东：昨天晚上我酒后驾车，让警察逮着，驾照给扣了，怎么办？ 眼睛：我可没看见！ 耳朵：这跟我可没关系啊！ 马东：停！干嘛？又犯老毛病，谁都跑不了，一个一个说。来，谁先说？你？你！眼睛，你看的最清楚你先说。

眼睛（盯着耳朵）：我说什么呀？ 马东：酒后驾车呀！ 眼睛（依旧盯着耳朵）：诶哟，你酒后驾车啦？ 马东：我说你看着我说行吗？ 眼睛：我这不看着你呢嘛！ 马东：这是看着我的吗，我，在这儿呢。 眼睛（转向鼻子）：哦你在这儿呢，诶你好你好 马东：嘿，我这什么眼睛这是 眼睛（转向观众）：您不知道，马东这眼睛有毛病。

马东：我眼睛有什么毛病啊 眼睛：斜眼儿 马东：我斜眼儿？ 眼睛：也不老斜， 马东：什么时候斜呢？ 眼睛：一看见女的，他斜上了。 马东：我就算斜眼儿昨天你也看得见警察！ 眼睛：来的是男警察，呱唧我把眼睛闭上了，嘿嘿…… 马东：嘿他这就算躲了 鼻子：推脱呀 马东：你说什么？ 鼻子：他这简直就是推脱！ 马东：听听，听听，啊，人家这个态度，作为一个外国鼻子，不远万里来到我们脸上，这是一种什么精神，什么精神？这就是……瞪鼻子上脸的精神 鼻子：嗨…… 马东：鼻子你说说吧 鼻子：我说什么？ 马东：酒后驾车呀 鼻子：你酒后驾车了？ 马东：你在场！ 鼻子：唉呀，这可是中国人的内症啊，这不我就不参与了 马东：嘿，这时候他不参与了？ 鼻子：不是马东的鼻子有毛病大家都知道啊 马东：我这鼻子有什么毛病？ 鼻子：没窟窿眼儿 马东：你让大家伙儿看看我四个长的（此处发音是这样的，但具体什么字俺就不清楚了），我有眼儿！ 鼻子：有眼儿也没用啊，那天我一直打喷嚏啊秋！什么也不知道啊我 马东：嘿他也躲了，没关系，我问问这个，耳朵！ 耳朵（对嘴说）：昨儿那洋河大曲还不错！ 嘴：找你呢 马东：你啊，我跟你…… 耳朵：不是马东这耳朵呀 马东、耳朵：有毛病！ 马东：我知道你是这句，那你也得说说 耳朵：您说什么？ 马东：我让你说说！ 耳朵：大点儿声说什么？ 马东：我让你说说！ 耳朵：诶哟怎么干张嘴不出声儿呀 马东：我这是干张嘴吗 耳朵（对嘴说）：说什么呢 马东：谁的钱包？ 耳朵：我的！ 马东：诶，这你可听见了 耳朵：不是这……您说什么？ 马东：又来了。

你呀，你可别装听不见 耳朵：明天您要上法院？这大过年的干嘛去呀？ 马东：你是诚心 耳朵：你要离婚？为什么呀？ 马东：诚心俩字儿听不懂？ 耳朵：第三者是冯巩？你说冯巩这人多讨厌你这人 马东：我不信你听不清！ 耳朵：离完你要娶董卿？ 马东：你这纯属是装蒜！ 耳朵：朱军死活还不干？ 马东：这都谁跟谁啊！ 耳朵：不行娶徐静蕾啊！ 马东：怎么这么乱呢！ 耳朵：哦，岳父是毕福剑啊！ 马东：你走吧你！ 马东：嘴嘴，你也跑不了！你说说 嘴：不就酒后驾车这事吗 马东：对呀 嘴：这事儿不用再说了 马东：啊？ 嘴：再说马东这嘴有毛病大伙儿都知道 马东：你等会儿，他们仨说我有毛病我都认了，我，打听打听干什么的，我这嘴，没毛病。 嘴：是呀，你说话的时候，你这嘴肯定没毛病 马东：对不对啊？ 嘴：但是你一喝完酒 马东：怎么了？ 嘴：@#￥￥￥%&*& 马东：我什么？ 嘴：#￥……##￥%……# 马东：他说什么 耳朵：他说你说话不清楚 马东：这句你怎么听见了 马东（对嘴说）：你呀，把舌头捋直了昨天晚上怎么回事儿，好好说 嘴：#&……￥……#&…………#@￥@！￥@%@#%#%……%%！#&**~！@￥# 马东：我是这样吗，我这舌头要这样我甭喝酒警察就给我带走喽。

看看你们四个，事到临头，全想躲？咱们这本子怎么能要回来呀，就你们这个态度…… 眼睛：哎脑袋 马东：诶？ 眼睛：你这态度就不对了 马东：我这态度怎么了？ 眼睛：您得好好跟警察说呀 马东：诶那我应该怎么说呢？ 眼睛：警察叔叔 马东：叫叔叔？ 眼睛：酒后驾车是我们的不对 马东：对 眼睛：但是责任，是你们的 马东：诶，责任怎么归警察呢 眼睛：我们马路上有公交专线 马东：对 眼睛：有奥运专线 马东：对呀 眼睛：为什么不设一条酒后专线？ 马东：给酒后驾车设专线？ 眼睛：便于您管理呀 马东：这怎么管理呀 眼睛：您一看晃晃悠悠开过来一辆，赶紧上前（敬礼），您好，喝了，别慌，请走，酒后专线！ 马东：干脆酒后驾车都走一条线上去了？ 眼睛：哎不行，造成新的交通拥堵 马东：那怎么办呢？ 眼睛：分单双号 马东：这还分单双号呢 眼睛：一三五和白的走，二四六喝啤的走 马东：嘿——那混着喝的只能礼拜天走 眼睛：没错实在不行我们还能分组嘛 马东：还能分组呢 眼睛：喝二锅头的礼拜二走，。