1.简短的英语话剧剧本

英语话剧剧本推荐：《威尼斯商人》、《俄狄浦斯王》、《第十二夜》、《被缚的普罗米修斯》、《鸟》。

1、《威尼斯商人》

《威尼斯商人》 是英国戏剧家莎士比亚创作的戏剧，是一部具有讽刺性的喜剧。大约作于1596~1597年。该剧的剧情是通过三条线索展开的：一条是鲍西亚选亲；一条是杰西卡与罗兰佐恋爱和私奔；还有一条是“割一磅肉”的契约纠纷。

2、《俄狄浦斯王》

《俄狄浦斯王》是古希腊作家索福克勒斯创作的剧本，约公元前431年演出。《俄狄浦斯王》戏剧，取材于希腊神话传说中关于俄狄浦斯杀父娶母的故事，展示了富有典型意义的希腊悲剧冲突——人跟命运的冲突。

3、《第十二夜》

《第十二夜》是英国剧作家莎士比亚创作的戏剧，约写于1600一1602年间，1623年在书业公所登记，同年收入第一对开本中。这部作品以抒情的笔调，浪漫喜剧的形式，再次讴歌了人文主义对爱情和友谊的美好理想，表现了生活之美、爱情之美。

4、《被缚的普罗米修斯》

《被缚的普罗米修斯》是古希腊悲剧家埃斯库罗斯的一部话剧作品，剧中主要塑造了普罗米修斯这一位爱护人类、不屈服于暴力的光辉形象。该剧情节简单，结构也不复杂，但它历来受到人们的重视，被视为古典名作。

5、《鸟》

《鸟》是阿里斯托芬（公元前414年）的杰作之一，是现存的唯一以神话幻想为题材的喜剧。剧中有两个雅典人和一群鸟一起在天和地之间建立了一个“云中鹁鸪国”。这个国家是一个理想的社会，其中没有贫富之分，没有剥削，劳动是生存的唯一条件。

2.英语话剧剧本（短篇）

英语四人话剧！幽默搞笑的话剧剧本《赖皮孙子糊涂爷爷》 演员： P: Pirate-Grandson. M: Mother. F: Father. K: King -Grandpa. 旁白： There are 4 members in a family, Pirate, a 7-year-old naughty boy. His mummy is a beautiful white-collar worker. His dad, Andy Lau is a famous singer, and his dear grandpa, King is a kindly old man. Pirate loves his grandpa most, because King is very spoiling him. He hates his parents. Frankly speaking, he is afraid of them, Because they are very strict with him. . 正剧：（P,K出场） P: Old King, Open the TV, I want to see Tom and Jerry. I love that mouse. Quick! No time! I can't wait another second. K: Oh dear! I nearly forget it. Don't worry, I open it right now. （作开电视状） P: Ha Ha! It's really funny! Tom is so good！ （作高兴状）搞笑小品 Oh no! “The End!” Where is Tom? I hate the end！ （摔电视机，liuxue86.com作极度气愤状） Old King！？ （对K吼） K:Oh, what a pity dog！ （作左顾右盼状） Your parents are not here ,and we can change another one ,our brave Pirate, just tell me. I'm sure your demand will be satisfied. （作充满自信状） P:Really! OK! Now, let's watch Caribbean Pirates! K: Humm, No, it's unfit for you…… （作犹豫状） P: I just like this film, Old King, you tell lies. You don't keep your promise.（作气愤欲泣状） K; Oh yes, I play it for you. （作为难状） But please be quite, I'm afraid your parents wound not like us doing these. P: Don't tell so much! I have been an adult man of 7 years old. I promise it to you. （作自豪自信状） K:OK. （作舒心，安慰状） P: Fight him, kill him. Throw these bad guys into the sea…… （高声喊） K: Xu …….. （作禁声状）. Remember your promise, young adult man. P: Oh? What promise? I have forgotten it. （作天经地义状） K: Oh?! You are right（作理解状，因为Pirate一贯如此，出尔反尔） P: Old King. I give you an honorable mission. （作自豪状） Be my horse, and I will ride on your back , let's help these people in dangerous situation, just like a brave knight.（作勇敢状） K: What! Ride on my back! Be your horse！！（作惊异状） P: Yes, your hearing is very good, any question？ （作若无其事状） K: No, No, sound a good idea! Very good! You are a brave Pirate. Now come on my back. （作无奈状） P： （作高兴状，作跃上马背状） Hei! Let's go! Kill all those bad men. Quick! Run quick！ 。

. （意气风发状） （M,F携手进场）：搞笑小品剧本 P: Oh, my god! Mummy, Daddy! (A,D作慌忙状，挡在电视机前) M: Dad, what are you doing!? Naughty Pirate, isn't your trick！？ （作气愤状） P：（作阳痿状） Mummy, it's not my fault. Old king let me massage his back. Hei Hei （作心虚状，以掩饰内心的恐惧） M: I don't believe it. （作严肃状） Dad, isn't really that？ （询问K） K: Yes, of course, I can't image a child only 5 year old, can massage so good. Oh……. （释然状，因为圆了我的谎） M: Really. I don't believe the litter pirate can massage, who taught him. （作怀疑状） Dear, isn't you ? F: No, I haven't, but I decide to enjoy his massage another day, Do you think so, dear? M: Yes, really a good suggestion. (P,D作惊恐状。

A：发抖，D：挥汗) （P挡着电视怕被M、F发现，K也为P作掩饰） P: Mummy, Do you feel a little cold? K: Yes, I can feel it. （边挥汗边说冷） M: No, it's summer. Really hot, do you catch cold? P: No, No, just my feeling. （更加发抖，一不小心被B看到了电视） M: Pirate, what's behind you？ （疑问状） P: Oh, nothing, nothing！ （作惊恐状） M: Move away .little Pirate！ （作气愤状） P: Oh no! The storm will come. （捂脸作害怕状） M: Caribbean Pirate! What's a bad film! Little Pirate！？ （气愤状） P: Mummy, I surrender. （作投降状） M: Daddy ,this film is unfit for him , it is full of killing,force and negative passion, and it will let him become bad ! K: I know that, but I meat to let him watch Tom and Jerry and he like it very much. Yes? Pirate？ （想转移话题与Pirate站在同一战线） P: Yes, a very clever mouse and a stupid cat. （作博学状） M: Dad, don't let him watch so much TV, it wastes a lot of time, and it is bad for his eyesight. He may become short-sighted. （诚恳状） 小品：“不差钱” （2009年中央电视台春节联欢晚会节目） Got the Money Anyway（舞台上是一个餐厅的背景，写着：“苏格兰情调”。本山大叔穿着中山装，身上背着一串蒜头，手上拿着野鸡，拉着毛毛上场。）

（This short play is set in a restaurant named "Scottish Taste / Feel." Uncle Zhao, in his customary Chinese tunic suit, enters, carrying a string of garlic on his back and a pheasant in hand, with his granddaughter Yadar in tow.） Uncle Zhao Here we are. 赵本山：到了。 Yadar Here we are. 毛毛： 到。

3.3人英语短篇话剧剧本5分钟左右

老师：老实说，你吸烟吗？ 男生 a ：不吸。

老师：不吸？嗯，吃根薯条吧。 男生 a 很自然地伸出两根手指夹着接过来…… 老师：不吸？！叫家长来…… [ 场景二 ] 老师 ： 吸烟吗？ 男生 b： 不吸。

老师：不吸？嗯，吃根薯条吧。 b 由于听到a 的情况，所以很小心的用手掌接过了薯条。

老师：不蘸点番茄酱吗？ b 一不小心蘸多了，于是马上用手指弹了弹…… 老师：弹烟灰的姿势很熟练嘛。叫家长来…… [ 场景三 ] 老师：吸烟吗？ 男生 c： 不吸。

老师：不吸，好，吃根薯条吧。 c 因有前面两个例子很小心地流着汗吃完了薯条。

老师：不给同学带根回去吗？ c 接过薯条后顺手就夹在耳朵上…… 老师：不吸？？？叫家长来…… [ 场景四 ] 老师：吸烟吗？ 男生 d ：不吸。 老师：很好，吃根薯条吧。

d 心惊胆战地吃完了薯条。 老师：不给同学带根回去吗？ d 又小心地将薯条放到了上衣袋里。

老师突然大喊一声：校长来了！ d 赶忙从口袋里取出薯条扔在地上，用脚使劲地踩…… 老师：不吸？！叫家长来…… [ 场景五 ] 老师：吸烟吗？ 男生 e ：不吸， 老师：很好，吃根薯条吧。 e 刚拿过薯条，老师说：不请我吃吗？ e 赶忙双手递过薯条，然后掏出打火机…… 老师：不吸？！叫家长来…… [ 场景六 ] 老师：吸烟吗？ 男生 f ：不吸。

老师：很好，吃根薯条吧。 f 心惊胆战地吃完了。

老师：突然大喊一声：校长来了！ f 手心冒汗，但仍镇定地低头说到：校长您好！ 老师：校长会闻到你嘴里的味道的。 f 掏出薯条：不会，还在这呢，火都还没点…… [ 场景七 ] 老师：你到底吸不吸烟？ 男生 g ：向上帝保证，绝对不吸。

老师：真的不吸？好，来吃根薯条吧。 g 非常自然接过薯条吃个干净。

老师：真是个好孩子，你一般喜欢什么牌子的薯条呢？ g（ 得意忘形地） ：大中华…… [ 场景八 ] 老师：吃根薯条吧。 男生 n ：谢谢，不会。

老师：……+1 已赞过。

4.急 我要几篇英文简短的话剧 要在台上表演节目

白。

，来回走），is it really the frog for me，它突然站起来，吐出（从领子里抽出照片）给公主。

说：thank you young lady.（青蛙把王子的照片藏在领子里，出场。

.let me see，（走过去）oh my god..the princess walks near the castle and;t be angry lovely little frog?where is the prince of frog，青蛙走人，公主看一下，然后晕倒：what？（大吃一惊）青蛙.公主（以下简称公）台词..，）aren'..:Oh,Venus,Queen of love,can you tell me where is my fate:“sh。

right! flower.she is lonely so the Queen of love promised a prince of frog for her:long long ago,the Queen of love told me to give this to you after the shower,she promised me a shower here.公主？ please tell me how long you want to keep me waiting？ 公主：（惊慌，..，跳动起来：YES YES other frogs we are here ..？（看看周围。

白冲过来扶住她，同时大声念：my dear,the man on the photo is the prince I promise you,a bueatiful princess who was as bueatifull as a..,I see it,I see the frog.sh.；脏青蛙（很不耐烦），蹲在地上，要表现出自己很脏很邋遢，但不能让人恶心，记住）公..：森林里."。

,you need a shower first..（公出场）。话剧名：吻青蛙就会给你带来王子name:kissing a frog can always brings you a prince需要四五个人：一个旁白。

.，，赶紧给它洗澡：Suddenly,she discovered that she had walked in to a strange forest,when suddenly again, a frog appeared in front of her..：（惊喜）Oh Venus,thank you my Queen of love。.,tel NO.131232313266应该还不错吧，this frog is so? we are here.（重复说we are here！）旁白冲过去，说？这时，早就在场边待命的干净青蛙.（闻闻..。

）don'.（开始思考。

公主接过照片.now you take it..，突然大悟，取下头上的花）。

..：excuse me my lady，然后捏住鼻子，犹豫，she told her to go out one day。,just take it.公：so you are not my frog of prince:She told me to give this photo to you to thank you for the shower.旁白过来用花把它扫干净..；t there any other frogs，破井边：now the princess is going to kiss her frog.公要亲它头的时候。

，see,shut up？白..shut up ..。

旁白（头上插枝花）。.，敲那些“青蛙”的头？where is my handsome prince：服装，一枝花，一张帅哥的照片，还有其它的道具你可以自添加。

场景，一个公主，一只不爱洗澡的青蛙，一到两只干净的青蛙。需要道具。

5.要一个大学生英文话剧剧本,不用太长,十五六分钟就行,六个人

《 荆珂刺秦王》旁白（Aside ）/介绍（Introduction）: Long ago there was a crazy country, in this crazy country there were some crazy people, trying to show the crazy history by crazy ways. Mr Jingke was the most famous swordsman剑客 and was sent to kill king of Qing, “Yingzheng”. But finally he failed. Do you want to know what happened at that time? Okay, next show will tell you the truth.Action I太子丹（上，掏出镜子梳头，做自恋状）：Mirror, mirror, tell me, who is the most pretty man in the world？ （画外音：It's you, Prince Dan！ 太子丹高兴状） Thank u mirror！ （面对观众） I'm Prince Dan, the magic mirror said I am the most attractive man in the world. But Ying Zheng is a jealous guy, I feel he will kill me if mirror told him the truth. I am so scared. So what can I do？ （向幕里大叫） Where is my minister？阿三（毕恭毕敬） ： Honey, I am coming.太子丹：I've told you again and again that you should call me “my most beautiful、graceful 、handsome、charming、cute、smart and dearest Prince Dan”！阿三：Sure, honey! I have a good idea. We can find a hero to kill YingZheng~~~（作杀状）太子：Oh yeah~~~. What is the most expensive commodity in this century? Talent！（二十一世纪最需要的是什么，人才！然后拍阿三肩膀，做赞许状） Good idea! But who is the right candidate？阿三：After screening I have two promising persons on hand. One is Miss LiMoChou, the other is Mr JinKe. Tomorrow they will PK for the NO1 killer of the world.太子：Well, show me the winner as soon as possible, OK？阿三：Yes.Action II（《十面埋伏》中刘德华&金成武决斗时的音乐）荆轲Are you Li mochou？李莫愁Yes.荆轲OK. I'm Jingke, you know, I will let you know I am the king of the killers' world.李莫愁Are you challenging me？荆轲Off course！ 耸耸肩表示同意李莫愁Come on！音乐起两人冲上前来“人在江湖漂啊，哪有不挨刀啊，一刀砍死你啊，两刀砍死你啊。

”李莫愁倒地荆轲大笑李莫愁痛苦状：What happened? Why aren't you hurt？荆轲： We don't need any reason to win a person. Don't we? Do we？ （赢一个人需要理由么，不需要么，需要么？）李莫愁：Momma always said: "Life is like a box of chocolates, Mochou. You never know what you're gonna get." I got it, Momma is right.荆轲再次大笑太子丹上（抱拳）：How are you？荆柯：Fine, thank you, and you？太子丹：Oh my God! Could you give me an innovative answer to “How are you”？荆柯：Sure！太子丹：How are you？荆柯：Fine, thank you, and your wife？太子丹晕倒荆柯：Hey, man, I'm kidding！太子丹：Oh, I'm kidding too！（毕恭毕敬）May I have your name card, please？荆轲从兜里掏出一卷纸，上面写着：To be or not to be, that's a question.阿三：Hero,we need your help.荆柯：I am busy now！ 太子丹：You can get a lot of money.荆柯：I am very busy now！阿三：IC, ID, IQ card？荆柯：I am very very busy now！阿三（手指上场的美女，激动状）： Look! She is the most beautiful girl in the world. If you say O.K., she is yours.荆柯（流口水）：I have to say she is a very sexy and beautiful girl, but TCM is my only love！阿三：What? What's the TCM？荆柯； Hey, guy! You look so smart but why you didn't know TCM? Any of them can give you the answer.阿三：Excuse me? What's the TCM？观众甲：TCM - Traditional Chinese MM .太子丹：I must show you the trump card. Ladies and gentlemen, this is Lipton Slimming tea. It is a brand new product of Unilever China.荆柯（激动）：Slimming减食疗法 tea! I have dreamed of it for thousands of times. My wife always threatens to leave me if I couldn't reduce my weight.阿三：You want? Speak up if you want! Why do you keep silent? Why are you looking at me? Although your eyes are full of sincerity, I'm very glad, you still have to speak up. Take it! Do you really like? Really？你不是真的想要吧？难道你真的想要吗……荆柯（诚恳状） Just tell me what should I do? I will do anything for you.太子丹与阿三（撞胯，击掌）Yeah!Action Ш（《大话西游》主题曲响起）荆珂挽着妻子，太子丹，阿三在后.阿三：Hero, we have already reached Yishui River.荆珂：Just stop here, please. Farewell, my friends太子丹：I will miss you, baby.（太子丹，阿三下。

停顿。《泰坦尼克号》主题曲起，荆轲与妻子做Jack和rose在船头的经典造型，忽然荆轲看到一个美女——此时一个中国古典美女经过，向荆轲抛媚眼，并抛下定情手绢。

荆轲高兴的盯着美女看，妻子发觉不对，扭过头来。）荆珂（急忙收敛）：Darling, I love you.妻子：I love you! You mean more to me than anything in this whole world！（《肖申克的救赎》）荆珂（流泪） ：I love you more. In spite of you and me and the whole silly w。

6.小学生英语话剧剧本,要简短的,

Little Red Riding Hood 小红帽第一场：Little Red Riding Hood家Mum： （妈妈拿着一个篮子，把桌紫的水果放在篮子里）Little Red Riding Hood：（唱着歌，欢快地跑进来）Hi,mummy, what are you doing?Mum： （一边把水果放在篮子里，心事重重地说）Grandma is ill. Here are some apples and bananas for Grandma. Take them to Grandma.Little Red Riding Hood：（边提起篮子，边点头说）Ok!Mum： （亲切地看着Little Red Riding Hood说） Be good. Be careful.Little Red Riding Hood: Yes ,mummy.Goodbye, mummy.Mum: Bye-bye. Darling.第二场：在路上（一阵轻快的音乐远而近，Little Red Riding Hood挎着篮子蹦跳跳地跳到花草旁）Little Red Riding Hood: Wow!Flowers, how beautiful！ （放下篮子采花）One flower ,two flowers, three flowers.Wolf：（随着一阵低沉的音乐，Wolf大步地走上台）I am wolf. I am hungry. （做找东西状，东张西望） Here is a little red riding hood. Hi! Little Red Riding Hood. Where are you going？ （做狡猾的样子和Little Red Riding Hood打招呼）Little Red Riding Hood：（手摸辫子，天真地回答）To Grandma's.Grandma is ill.Wolf：（自言自语）I' ll eat Grandma. But……（对Little Red Riding Hood说）Hey, look! 6 little baby ducks.Little Red Riding Hood：（和6只鸭子随着音乐翩翩起舞）Wolf：（悄悄地藏到大树后）Little Red Riding Hood：（停止跳舞）Hello! Baby ducks,how are you?Six Ducks:We' re fine.Thank you. Where are you going?Little Red Riding Hood:To Grandma's.Oh, I must go, bye.Six Ducks:Goodbye.第三场：Grandma家Grandma： （喘着气出场，颤颤悠悠地走到床前，吃力地坐到床边，喘了几口，打几个哈欠，慢吞吞地躺倒在床上。）

Wolf：（从树后出来，边走边说）I am very hungry now. （做找寻的样子）Where is Grandma' s house？ （高兴地对观众说）Aha , it's here.（敲门）Bang, Bang, Bang.Grandma: Who is it?Wolf：（装出Little Red Riding Hood的声音，一边得意地摇动尾巴，一边说）It's me. Little Red Riding Hood.Grandma： （边说边起床） Come in, come in.Wolf：（得意洋洋地走到床边） Grandma , I'll eat you.Grandma： （惊慌失措地抓紧衣服，瞪着眼睛，边叫迫从床上滚到地上）灰狼把外婆吞到了肚子里。Wolf：（得意地拍拍肚子，翘起大拇指）Yummy!I'll sleep.Little Red Riding Hood：（高兴地敲门）Grandma.Grandma.Wolf：（装扮成Grandma的声音） Who is it?Little Red Riding Hood:It's me。

Little Red Riding Hood. What a strange noise!Wolf:Come in, Come in.Little Red Riding Hood：（蹦跳着进来，把篮子放在桌紫，走到床前一看，跳回几步）Oh! What are big ears!Wolf:I can listen to your sweet voice.Little Red Riding Hood:Wow! What a big eyes!Wolf:I can see you pretty face.Little Red Riding Hood:Oh! What a big hand.Wolf:I can hug you.Little Red Riding Hood：（跪在床前，拉起Wolf的手，边摸边说）Look! What a big hands?Wolf：（从床上跳起来说）I can eat you!Little Red Riding Hood：（拼命地跑）Oh!No! No!Wolf：（追到Little Red Riding Hood，做吃状，拍拍肚子说）It's delicious. I still sleep. I like sleeping.Hunter： （一边拿着枪，一边做寻找状出场）Where's the wolf? Look! A door.（推门）The wolf is sleeping.Wolf：（发出呼呼的响声）Hunter： （端起枪想打，又放下）What a big stomach！ （摸摸Wolf的肚子）Grandma and Little Red Riding Hood are inside .I must be hurry.（从桌紫拿起剪刀，举起） Look! Scissors. （做剪Wolf的肚子）Cut, cut, cut.Little Red Riding Hood/Grandma:Thank you.Hunter: Grandma ,give me some needles and thread. Little Riding Hood ,Give me some stones.Grandma： （从桌紫拿来针线）Little Red Riding Hood：（搬来几个石头）One, two, three.Hunter： （把小石头装进Wolf的衣服里）Grandma: I'll thread it.Hunter： （拿起枪）Woke up!Wolf：（起床，两手托着大肚子）My stomach is so heavy.Hunter: You big bad wolf, raise your arms!Wolf：（边跑边说） Help! Don't shot me!Hunter： （开枪）Bang, bang!Wolf： （应声倒下）Hunter: The bad wolf is dead.Little Red Riding Hood和Grandma:Yeah! Thank you.Little Red Riding Hood、Grandma、Hunter（一起鞠躬）： Thank you。

7.话剧,英语的,要简短些的

较简单的英语话剧剧本The Bus A Story about Love and Stinky Feet 5-6人英语剧本，公交车上的故事，适合大学生活，关于爱和臭脚的故事。

Female student A:,Female student B,Female student C,Boy A: Wang Chiang-rui Boy B,Old woman, Scene One (Three female students are chatting on a bus. Because all the seats are taken, they are standing, holding onto some plastic rings hanging down from the bus roof. Two boys are sleeping in their seats. Then the bus arrives at a stop and an old woman gets on. She looks at the seats. Seeing no empty seats, she stands next to a female student and holds onto a plastic ring.) Old woman: There're no empty seats. I guess I'll have to stand. (The female students find the old woman not having a seat. They want to help her find one to sit in.) Female student A: We should find a seat for her. Female student B: Right. Those two bad boys did not give their seats to her. (The two boys continue to sleep.) Female student C: We should find a seat for her. Female students A & B: Yes. (Female student A goes to Boy A and taps on his shoulder.) Female Student A: Excuse me, could you give your seat to that old lady? (Boy A stretches and continues to sleep. Female students A and B look at each other. Female student B taps on Boy A's shoulder.) Female Student B: Hey! Can you give your seat to that old lady? Boy A: (wakes up) I lined up for twenty hours yesterday to buy A-Mei's new album. I'm very tired. I'm sorry I can't give my seat to the old lady. (continues to sleep) Female student C: What should we do? Female student B: Let's ask the other boy. Boy B: (gets up suddenly) Ah! All: (startled)Ah! Female student B: What happened? Female student C: Why did you scream? Boy B: I had a nightmare. It was terrible. Female student B: Excuse me, can you give your seat to that old lady? (Boy B falls asleep.) Female student A: Hello! Is it OK for you to make room for that old lady? Boy B: Let me sleep, please. I read an English novel all night last night and didn't get any sleep. Can you let me sleep for a while? Female student A: Well, we've tried. Female student B: The young man is really brash. Old woman: Thank you, young ladies! I'm OK! Don't think I'm an old woman. I am healthy. (makes a few kicks like a young man) Female student C: Maybe we worry too much. The old lady's very healthy. (The bus driver hits the brake suddenly and the old woman falls over. It makes Boy A wake up.) Boy A: Oh! Are you OK? Old woman: Oh! Oh! My waist! Boy A: You can take my seat. (helps the old woman to the seat) Female student C: Hmm. He just got his conscience. Female student A: Yeah! I was just about to say they got no manners. Female student B: Yeah. I thought he was a cold-blooded animal. Boy A: Hey! Watch your own manners. I've given her my seat. I'm really very tired. (At this time Boy B is embarrassed. He dares not continue to sleep.) Old woman: Thank you, young man. I'm old and useless. Boy B: Don't say that. If I'd given you my seat earlier, the accident wouldn't have happened. (The bus driver hits the brake suddenly again. Boy A falls down.) Scene Two (The Old woman and Boy B sit in the seats. Boy A is standing behind the three girls and drowsing. The three girls continue to chat. Boy A is drowsing carelessly and bumps into Female student A's body.) Female student A: Oh! Who touched me? (turns her head around and sees Boy A standing behind her) It's you, right? Boy A: What? Female student B: Why? You did it intentionally, didn't you? Boy A: Wait. I didn't do anything. Female student C: You touched her intentionally, right? Boy A: Hey, I'm not that kind of person. (looks at Boy B) Hey… Is it you? Boy B: (confused and shakes his head) Not me. I was sleeping. (The bus driver hits the brake suddenly again. Boy A bumps into Female student A again.) Female student A: (angry) Still saying it wasn't you? You pig! Boy A: I didn't mean it. Old woman: Nowadays boys are not the same as those in the past. Boys in the past were all very polite. Now boys are reckless. Female student C: Now what do you have to say? Apologize to her. Hurry! Boy A: Alright! Alright! (to female student A) I'm sorry. (Female student A ignores him and continues to chat with the other two girls.) Boy A: It's not my day today. Boy B: Gentlemen don't fight with women. And she's no nice woman. Old woman: Nowadays girls don't have good temper. Time really changed. Boy B: Older people know more than us. Old woman: When I was a young student, I got love letters from many men every day. For the sake of manners, I went out with different men every day. (Boys A and B don't 。