1.急~~~英语短话剧剧本5人

话剧《荆轲刺秦王》旁白（Aside ）/介绍（Introduction）: Long ago there was a crazy country, in this crazy country there were some crazy people, trying to show the crazy history by crazy ways. Mr Jingke was the most famous swordsman and was sent to kill king of Qing, “Yingzheng”. But finally he failed. Do you want to know what happened at that time? Okay, next show will tell you the truth.Action I太子丹（上，掏出镜子梳头，做自恋状）：Mirror, mirror, tell me, who is the most pretty man in the world？ （画外音：It's you, Prince Dan！ 太子丹高兴状） Thank u mirror！ （面对观众） I'm Prince Dan, the magic mirror said I am the most attractive man in the world. But Ying Zheng is a jealous guy, I feel he will kill me if mirror told him the truth. I am so scared. So what can I do？ （向幕里大叫） Where is my minister？阿三（毕恭毕敬） ： Honey, I am coming.太子丹：I've told you again and again that you should call me “my most beautiful、graceful 、handsome、charming、cute、smart and dearest Prince Dan”！阿三：Sure, honey! I have a good idea. We can find a hero to kill YingZheng~~~（作杀状）太子：Oh yeah~~~. What is the most expensive commodity in this century? Talent！（二十一世纪最需要的是什么，人才！这句话要跟观众交流，最好由观众来回答，然后拍阿三肩膀，做赞许状） Good idea! But who is the right candidate？阿三：After screening I have two promising persons on hand. One is Miss LiMoChou, the other is Mr JinKe. Tomorrow they will PK for the NO1 killer of the world.太子：Well, show me the winner as soon as possible, OK？阿三：Yes.Action II（《十面埋伏》中刘德华&金成武决斗时的音乐）荆轲Are you Li mochou？李莫愁Yes.荆轲OK. I'm Jingke, you know, I will let you know I am the king of the killers' world.李莫愁Are you challenging me？荆轲Off course！ 耸耸肩表示同意李莫愁Come on！音乐起两人冲上前来“人在江湖漂啊，哪有不挨刀啊，一刀砍死你啊，两刀砍死你啊。

”李莫愁倒地荆轲大笑李莫愁痛苦状：What happened? Why aren't you hurt？荆轲： We don't need any reason to win a person. Don't we? Do we？ （赢一个人需要理由么，不需要么，需要么？）李莫愁：Momma always said: "Life is like a box of chocolates, Mochou. You never know what you're gonna get." I got it, Momma is right.荆轲再次大笑太子丹上（抱拳）：How are you？荆柯：Fine, thank you, and you？太子丹：Oh my God! Could you give me an innovative answer to “How are you”？荆柯：Sure！太子丹：How are you？荆柯：Fine, thank you, and your wife？太子丹晕倒荆柯：Hey, man, I'm kidding！太子丹：Oh, I'm kidding too！（毕恭毕敬）May I have your name card, please？荆轲从兜里掏出一卷纸，上面写着：To be or not to be, that's a question.阿三：Hero,we need your help.荆柯：I am busy now！太子丹：You can get a lot of money.荆柯：I am very busy now！阿三：IC, ID, IQ card？荆柯：I am very very busy now！阿三（手指上场的美女，激动状）： Look! She is the most beautiful girl in the world. If you say O.K., she is yours.荆柯（流口水）：I have to say she is a very sexy and beautiful girl, but TCM is my only love！阿三：What? What's the TCM？荆柯； Hey, guy! You look so smart but why you didn't know TCM? Any of them can give you the answer.阿三：Excuse me? What's the TCM？观众甲：TCM - Traditional Chinese MM .太子丹：I must show you the trump card. Ladies and gentlemen, this is Lipton Slimming tea. It is a brand new product of Unilever China.荆柯（激动）：Slimming tea! I have dreamed of it for thousands of times. My wife always threatens to leave me if I couldn't reduce my weight.阿三：You want? Speak up if you want! Why do you keep silent? Why are you looking at me? Although your eyes are full of sincerity, I'm very glad, you still have to speak up. Take it! Do you really like? Really？你不是真的想要吧？难道你真的想要吗……（《No matter》音乐起，荆轲先与阿三跳探戈，拥入怀中，又甩出去，阿三做呕吐状。

然后荆轲与太子丹跳伦巴，最后太子丹摆一个女性化的造型，向后弯腰并抬其中一条腿，荆轲做调戏状。）荆柯（诚恳状） Just tell me what should I do? I will do anything for you.太子丹与阿三（撞胯，击掌）Yeah!Action Ш（《大话西游》主题曲响起）荆珂挽着妻子，太子丹，阿三在后.阿三：Hero, we have already reached Yishui River.荆珂：Just stop here, please. Farewell, my friends太子丹：I will miss you, baby.（太子丹，阿三下。

停顿。《泰坦尼克号》主题曲起，荆轲与妻子做Jack和rose在船头的经典造型，忽然荆轲看到一个美女——此时一个中国古典美女经过，向荆轲抛媚眼，并抛下定情手绢。

荆轲高兴的盯着美女看，妻子发觉不对，扭过头。

2.求五人演的简单英文小剧本

1: I am a princess from the wonderland, what about you?

2: i am a normal girl. nice to meet you

1: who are you?

2: my name is Angela, you want to be friends?

1: ok, you want to play with me in that park?

2: Let's go

park~

1: i want to play on the swing

2: But she is on it

3:you can go on it if you want

1: thank you

4: i want to go on it too, can i go first?

1: no , it is my swing

4 cries

1: you can go on it if you really want

2: don't worry , lets play something else

1: ok, lets go over there

3:can i come?

1: yes you can

4: can i come too

5: hi, i am Jack, why don't we play all together!

1:ok

5: i know there is lake down there, lets go

2:yeh

3:lets go

4: come on

3.求简单一点的5人英语小品

我帮你翻译了一篇 忽忽 人物：白云（B），黑土（H），小燕（X） 白云上："黑土走了吗？小燕上学走了吗？走了？都走了！剩下我白云，该我练练节目为了迎奥运参战！" heitu gone? Xiaoyan go to school? Gone? All gone! so let me practice the programe in order to welcome the Olympic！ " （这里可以跳舞唱歌什么的先表演一下） 黑土上："你这是干啥？" what are you doing here 白云："排练节目呢，别在着捣乱？" i am busy now Do not make trouble 黑土："小燕哪去了，英语老师让她去上课！" where is Xiaoyan, English teacher let her go to english class！ 白云"她上哪儿我也不知道." i do not know where she is 黑土："你能知道啥？成天不是写书就是跳舞"说完拿起手机拨："小燕！小燕！我是你爹！我是你爷爷，爷爷！有事快回来---" what did you know?just dancing and writing all days Xiaoyan!Xiaoyan! i am your father!i am your grandfather,grandfatrher! Come home quickly 白云："啥意思，你啥意思，连辈都整不明白.名副其实的老年痴呆！" what?what's your mean?you don't know who you are. totally a fool 小燕："爷爷你找我？"（小燕气喘吁吁地上来） Grandpa,you call me？ 白云："小燕你上哪儿去了？" Where you went to 小燕："在学校参加迎奥运文艺彩排！" i have practiced the program in order to welcome the Olympic in school 黑土："你也练节目？" You are rehearsing too？ 小燕："爷爷，老师让我独唱呢！" Grandpa, the teacher let me do solo 白云："你还能唱歌，你嗓子要是象你爷爷，唱一句该不会把外国人都吓昏了吧？" You can sing?if you like your grandfather's voice, foreigners will shocked when they heard about your voice 黑土："象你奶奶好，象你奶奶人前一站你找对象都难." If you look like your grandmother, could not find boyfriends 小燕："爷爷奶奶别说了."然后又问："爷爷你叫我回来干啥？" Do not speak.why you call me back 黑土："老师让你去上英语课." the teacher let you to English class 小燕："爷爷，我去不了，今天下午老师让我练歌." grandpa, I could not go, this afternoon teacher let me practice the song 黑土："练什么练，快去学英语，别耽误上课." Studies English quickly, do not delay the class 小燕："爷爷今天不行，节目安排非常紧，抽不出时间." grandpa,is not good today, the program arranges to be tight, cannot extract the time 黑土："请个假呗唱歌还能当饭吃？小燕听话，学好外语，一个女孩子家，将来当个英语教师什么的.吃个轻松饭，奥运会是国家和运动员的事，咱们参合啥？" Asks for leave to teacher .Studies the foreign language diligently, in the future will work as teacher of English anything. , the Olympic Games are national and athlete's matter 白云："你说什么？开奥运没你事儿？难道你不是中国人？" What did you say? Holds the Olympic Games is not your business? Aren't you the Chinese ？ 黑土："是又怎么样？奥运会也不缺我黑土." so what?The Olympic Games do not lack me 小燕："爷爷，别阻止我去唱歌好吗？" Grandfather, please don't prevent me to sing 黑土："不是不让，是不想让你误了学英语." I dont want to let you delay study English 小燕："误什么？参加奥运会演出还能锻炼自己，接触外国人还能加强口语，再说，奥运会对咱中国人多重要！" Attends the Olympic Games perform can also exercise itself, contacts the foreigner also to be able to strengthen the spoken language, and, the Olympic Games are much important to our Chinese！ “ 黑土："重要在哪啊？" what's the important 白云："这奥运会咱盼了多少年，如今才圆了这个梦！你说重要在哪？" we had hoped the OlympicGames for many years, only , then has been round this dream today！ 小燕："奶奶说的对 grandmother is right 白云："就是，咱们中国人站起来了，外国人也不敢小瞧我们了.过去洋人管我们叫东亚病夫，现在，特别是把刘翔一瞧，他们立刻都变成了刘翔的粉条." yes Chinese become strong.The foreigner did not dare to look down on us .In the past the foreigner called us as sicker in East Asian.Now, specially Liu Xiang,They turn Liu Xiang's starch noodles immediately 小燕："是粉丝！" is fans。

白云："我一听2008年在中国开奥运会就立刻写了一首歌" i write a song for 2008 Olympic Games 小燕："什么歌？唱给我听听，好不好" a song?let me hear ok？ 白云："好，那就让我孙女听听" ok （这里再表演个歌） 小燕："奶奶你唱的太棒了，词写的也好.奶奶声音就想歌唱家." grandmother, you sing so good, the Lyrics also well . grandmother's voice like the singer.” 黑土："这歌听起来还有点水准." this song is not bad 白云："其实，奶奶在年轻时唱的就够歌唱家水平，只是那时没文化，眼睛瞎，走错了门，进了作家." Actually, when i was young ,i also well, but I do not have the knowledge ,so i 。

4.求一个5人英语小剧本

A（衣衫褴褛） B（衣着光鲜） C小花 D小草 E椅子 F新闻记者 B坐在E上吃东西，A一乞丐上前 A：先生，先生，请给我些面包，谢谢，我饿得不行了。

B：（厌恶）让开，让开。（然后便起身离开，这时他的钱包掉到E上头了） A：先生，先生（A看见后，立即拾起，追上了走远的B） B：让开，让开啊，我没吃的了，也没钱了（看也不看A，仍自顾自地走了） C：他真愚蠢啊 D：是啊是啊（D点头附和） A：可……先生……您听我说……（仍拉着B衣服的后摆） B：挖，你这人怎么这么讨厌！（还是没有回头看A一眼） C：椅子啊，你会不会觉得刚刚坐在你身上的人特愚蠢？E：唉，人总是这么愚蠢啊~~~~ D：是啊是啊 与此同时A与B还在纠缠，这时E终于隐忍不住爆发了。

E：先生！你的钱包丢了！你怎么这么傻啊。A与B同时回头，看见了那会说话的椅子E，吓昏过去了。

这一幕恰巧被经过的F看见了。于是F就报道了这一事件。

F：大家好，我是新闻记者F，今天我看见了一个奇异的现象，一个椅子说话了，两个人被吓昏了，下面我将采访一下被吓昏的两个人。B：哦，上帝，哦，妈妈。

F：这个人傻了，我们不鸟他了，下面我采访一下另一个人吧，请问你为什么不告诉他，他的钱包丢了？A：对不起，我不知道“钱包”这个单词怎么讲…… F：通过这一事件，我们可以认识到，掌握一门外语的重要性，以及金钱给人类带来的影响。是吗，椅子？E：是啊，是啊（E傻傻地拼命点头） C：唉，人可真愚蠢，椅子也被他们弄傻了。

D：谁让这是一个童话呢…… 为了配合马可的英文翻译，所以台词能简单就简单啦。下面是马可的英文翻译。

A:sir,sir,please give me a piece of bread.thank you,sir.I'm hungry to die.B:get away,get away,dirty man.A:sir,sir!!B:run away,please run away.I have no food,and I don't have money,either.C:hey,xiao D,he is so foolish,isn't he?D:yes,yes.A:but。.sir。

.please listen to me。..B:wa,why are you so disgusting!!C:hey,chair,do you feel the man sat on you a moment ago is very stupid.E:ai,pretty flower,do you know,men are always very silly.D:yes,yes!!E:sir!you lost your wallet!can't you be more clever?F:good morning,everybody.I'm a jonrnist F. Today I saw a very weird thing--a chair open her mouth,and two men are frightened to faint.now,I will intenview the two nozzy man.B:wo,my god,wo,my,mum.F:I'm sorry to tell you this man has been mad.we needn't take notice of him.let me interview the other man,hello,man,can you tell men why didn't you tell him he lost his wallet?A:I'm sorry,I don't know how to speak "钱包" in english。

F:dear audience,through this thing we can learn that how improtant it is to mastery a foreign language,and how lagre the money affect us.is that all right,chair?E:yes,yes.C:ai,men is so silly.D:don't believe us,it is just a fairly tale.。

5.5人英语短话剧剧本

以下A\B\C\D\E来代表依次5人 我也是初一的..

A:Hello B, why are you cry?

B:Oh my god!!! I lost my bag.

C:What color is it??

B:It's blue. Yes blue!!!!

C:Is it yours?

B:No,I think that's D's bag.

D:Yes It's mine.

A:And Is it yours?

B:No,It's black, I think that's E's.

E:Look! your bag is over there!

B:Where?

E:Under the tree!

B:Oh thanks! That's mine!

A:Look that cat! It bites your bag!

B:No!!! No!!! Get out here!!!

你给ABCDE各定义一个名字， 再代入文章。5分钟绝对行.最后一句话有些搞笑色彩.

6.英语话剧剧本推荐 5~10分钟 5人 内容简单易懂

守株待兔（英语短剧） 剧本 你可以自己调节角色~ （因为是搞笑，所以不必太拘谨。

普通台词意思对即可。） [开始。

树）上台安静地屹立到舞台较后方。导演（范冰）走到台前] 导演：Action！[跑下台] [农夫冷酷地上。

] 农夫：I'm a farmer.（稍停顿）[走两步]A modern farmer.（掏出墨镜戴上）[冷酷地走两步，突然被绊了一跤，回头生气地踢了下绊自己的石头，继续保持冷酷]When I was yong,I studied in Nan~tong Middle School[掏出胸卡骄傲地展示给观众看，收起]！So I'm rich now！[开始展示名牌，边说边掏]Look!This is my modern mobile——Motorola WC 250!This is my Swatch!This my MP3!This is my shoes——ADI~DAS!This is… [不经意地掏出一个苹果]Oh,sorry. And look at this！[从怀里掏出痒痒挠] Do U know what's this？痒痒挠？No no no~~It's my modern——锄头~！！[看下表]It's time to do some farming！[开始弯下腰做出锄地的动作，锄了两下，突然] Oh yes!I think farming should be combined with music！[掏出MP3戴上，开始很有激情地边锄地边唱]Farming farming,I'm farming!Farming should be combined with music~!Farming farming,I'm farming!Farming will be funny and easy~！[边唱边锄边慢慢下台，把没用的道具拿走，把有用的道具准备在口袋里] [树走上前台] 树：I'm a tree!I can do many things!I can sing！[做出疯狂摇滚歌手的动作，边做边唱：哼哼哈西！！！]I can dance！[跳四小天鹅]I'm tall!And I'm Strong!IF you hit me,you will 挂掉！Oh?There comes a rabbit！ [引导观众看兔子A）。树站回后台] [兔子A上] 兔子A（一开始不知道状况。

以为自己扮演周杰伦，所以很热情地上场跟观众打招呼）：Hey everybody,I'm Jay!I love U!I love Nantong！[展示新专辑《十一月的肖邦》]Now let me sing one of my new songs to U!The name of the song is 《发如雪》！[清清嗓子正要唱，这时候导演（范冰）上] 导演：[拿手中纸筒狠狠打了下兔子A的头]What are U doing?! Now U are a rabbit,understand？！[兔子A:Sorry sorry sorry] [导演边说边夺过《十一月的肖邦》。导演下台之前，看了下《十》] What's this？[看了看，惊喜地]Oh!It's mine！（很兴奋地拿着下场） 兔子A:OK,now I'm a rabbit. I just had my breakfast. Now I'm just walking around here. I think walking after meals is good for my health. [在场上转圈，悠闲散步] [农夫继续锄地，边锄边上场，突然看见前面有个兔子] 农夫：（惊喜地）Lunch！[扔掉痒痒挠]I will catch it！ [偷偷摸摸地跟到兔子后面走] [农夫跟在兔子后面。

两个人走啊走。兔子突然回头。

农夫假装看手表。两人继续走。

兔子回头。农夫假装看天气。

两人继续走。兔子回头。

农夫假装打手机。两人继续走，兔子回头。

这次农夫冷酷地把枪口对准了兔子。] 兔子A:Wahhhh~！（吓一跳）What's this！ 农夫：Hnnnn…！I will kill U for lunch！ 兔子A:But your gun… [帮农夫把枪头调转过来（农夫一开始把枪对着自己）] 农夫：Thank you！ 兔子A:My pleasure. （突然想起来农夫要杀自己） Wah~~~~~~ [兔子跑，躲到树后面，农夫追到树前] 农夫：Where~ to go? Haha！ [农夫开了一枪“砰”。

兔子在树后惊慌躲闪，没被打到。树做出受伤中弹状。

农夫又开枪，同上。 农夫开始加快频率，火力密集地开枪。

兔子开始时惊慌躲闪，躲着躲着跳起舞来。树继续痛苦中弹状。

] 兔子A[自我陶醉中，边跳边说]You didn't hurt me! You didn't hurt me！ 树：[痛苦万分地]But…U…Hurt me….[痛苦地慢慢挪动到兔子背后] [兔子继续兴奋地跳舞。农夫停止开枪，走到兔子面前，看着它。

兔子猛然抬头发现] 农夫：Ah ha~! Bye bye ！ [举枪对准兔子，开枪，没声音，看看枪，示意没子弹了。兔子见状，非常兴奋地大笑起来] 兔子A:Ha ha ha ha! You can't kill me now！ [兴奋大笑，笑到抽筋，笑到后仰。

突然头撞倒了后面的树] Wa ！[兔子晕两下~~ “我倒！” 倒地] 农夫：OH！ [很兴奋地过去两个手指提起兔子]My lunch , I caught you ！！！ [想一下] But I'm still full now.Let me tie it to the tree and have a sleep.I will eat it after sleeping.[把兔子绑到树上。倒地睡到树旁边] …… 兔子A：[兔子很快醒了，看看四周，发现自己被绑了，很惊讶]Where am I? What happened？ 树：[指着农夫]He caught you and wanted to eat you. 兔子A:What?! I must leave here! But how can I escape？[东张西望，看到农夫的手机] [兔子不知不觉地把树杈移开，走到手机前看了看]咦？What's this？[捡起来看]Oh,a mobile.[再看]It's beautiful.[放回原处。

又自觉地把自己绑在树上。 突然想起来]A mobile!Maybe I can call some one to help me！ [又不知不觉地把自己放出来，那起手机] But how to use it？？？ 树：[走上前]Let me tell U.Look,press this button！[给兔子] 兔子A:Oh I see. [做出打电话的样子] 喂？ 李咏：[上台，激情澎湃地] Hello!This is lucky fifty-two！[做出幸运52的手势]I'm Liyong!Now let's start our first question!What's the most probable relation between 康熙 and 雍正？ A. Husband and wife B.T。

7.5人英语小品剧本 简单易懂

喜羊羊与灰太狼学生英语小品剧本，片名：一把“枪”. 剧情：喜羊羊一伙儿在一起玩，灰太狼突然袭击，进行抓捕，把美羊羊、懒羊羊抓走了。

慢羊羊糊涂地给了喜羊羊一把假枪，喜羊羊与暖羊羊去狼堡解救美羊羊、懒羊羊。它们被喜羊羊与沸羊羊和暖羊羊用一只假枪解救，回到羊村后才发现这是假枪。

最后以红太狼灰太狼被定住结束。 道具：两把玩具枪。

人数：五名男生，三名女生（其中一名稍胖） 出场人物：喜羊羊Pleasant Goat 美羊羊Pretty Goat 懒羊羊Lazy Goat 沸羊羊 Force Goat暖羊羊Warm Goat 慢羊羊 Slowly Goat(Village Head) 灰太狼 Big Big Wolf 红太狼 Red Big Wolf 情节对话： （喜羊羊、美羊羊、沸羊羊、懒羊羊、慢羊羊还有暖羊羊在一起；灰太狼和红太狼在旁边隐蔽） 喜：What can we play today？ 美：We have nothing to play.It's dull！ 懒：I have a good idea. （睡意朦胧） 喜、沸：What idea do you have？ （好奇） 懒：Let's sleep！ （自信满满） 暖、慢：Oh,no!You are very lazy！（无奈指责） 灰：Ha!Dear goats,I'm coming！（灰太狼小声→大声，出现在羊面前） 美：Ah!Look,Big-big-wolf!Run away！ （惊恐了一大跳） （羊们开始逃跑，灰太狼追着美羊羊） 灰：Ha-ha!I'm sure that it's a good and delicious goat！ （灰太狼紧追美羊羊） 美：Pleasant-goat!Please help me! Help,help,help！ （神情紧张） 灰：It's too late!My favourite goat.（十分贪婪，并抓住了美羊羊） 喜：Pretty-goat,I have nothing to do.But I'll save you！ （灰太狼抓住了美羊羊后，又开始抓其它羊） 懒：Don't touch me!Help me！（也神情紧张） 灰：Ha!Little fat goat.I'm hungry now. My wife is waiting for me.Haha！ （灰太狼又抓住了懒羊羊，于是逮着懒羊羊，美羊羊走向狼堡，最后进入了狼堡） -------------------地点转换（在狼堡）---------------------------- 红：Wa!Big big wolf!You are very good! Oh,two goats！ （激动） 灰：Wife.I'm going to cook them soon!Today we'll have a super dinner, I'm looking forward to eating goats the first（灰太狼和红太狼准备煮羊） -----------------------地点转换（在青青草原）---------------------- 慢：What to do?Pleasant-goat,find a way quickly,be quick！ （着急） 沸：Pleasant goat!Find a way！ 喜：There's only one key.Let's goto wolf's houseand save them！ 暖：What? I am very worried about that!It's too dangerous ！ （表现出害怕的样子） 慢：Ng.This is only one key.I'm wating for you.You must save Pretty-goat and Lazy goat .And this is a special gun.Big-big-wolf won't move for an hour.Give you,Pleasant goat. （慢羊羊拿出一把枪，深沉地给了喜羊羊） 喜：That's great!Let's go.Warm goat and Force goat！ （握住拳头） 暖，沸：Ok,let's go to wolf's house！ （ 气势磅礴） （喜羊羊它们向狼堡走去；灰太狼与红太狼正得意洋洋） -----------------------地点转换（在狼堡）--------------------------- 红：Two Little goats.You will finish!I'll eat you！ （贪婪野蛮） 美：Oh,no.I believe Pleasant goat can save me! Yes?Lazy goat?What are you doing？（无助） 懒：Let me sleep,xu.（乐观派） 美：Ah!Don't sleep!I am very afraid ! If you don't sleep,I will give you candy！ 懒：Really?I love candy ！（懒羊羊突然醒了，美羊羊点点头） （喜羊羊，沸羊羊，暖羊羊到达，并使劲敲门） 灰：Who?Oh, wife.Maybe are the other goats!Let me catch them. （喜羊羊拿住枪，准备瞄准；灰太狼打开门） 灰：Oh,it's pleasant goat!I'll get you for my dinner！ 喜：Big-big-wolf.Goodbye!(Bang！！！！！！！！！！！) （开枪）（灰太狼突然动不了了） 暖：Wa!Pleasant goat,you are very great！（赞美） 灰：Pleasant-goat!What do you do? Why can't I move？！ （喜羊羊笑了笑，把枪给了沸羊羊） 喜：Force goat,give you gun.Let me save them. 沸：Ok!。Ng.Red big wolf!you will finish！ （喜羊羊救了美羊羊，懒羊羊，沸羊羊把枪对准红太狼） 红：What are you going to do?little fat goats？ （害怕） 沸：Goodbye,Red big wolf!(bang！！！！！) （沸羊羊向红太狼开枪；红太狼动不了了） 美，懒：Thank you,Pleasant-goat！（感激不尽） 暖：Lazy goat, pretty goat,Run away quickly！ （美羊羊，懒羊羊逃了出来） 红：Big-big-wolf,I hate you!Ah！ （红太狼挣扎） 美：Mr. Big-big-wolf and Red big wolf,goodbye！ （亲切） 懒：Pretty-goat,where's my candy？ （天真好奇） 美：Oh!Lovely lazy goat,I have no candy.Sorry?Don't blame me！ （违约） 懒：What?My candy!My God!。

Ai,Let me sleep,xu.（无奈的） 暖：Don't sleep!Lazy goat!We will go to our house！ （命令） （懒羊羊随即被叫醒，并打了个哈欠，之后羊群到达羊村） 慢：Pleasant goat,you're very good!Give me special gun.（迎接） 沸：Here you are.Village Head. 慢：Ah,that's not ture the special gun.This is ture！（激动地拿出真枪） 暖：Ah?If this……（疑惑无比） 慢：If this false gun,Big big wolf can't move 。

8.求一篇5个人的英语剧本,越简单越好,英语水平有限,好的有加分

One day ,they hang out around the west lake ,suddentlyQ say to B slightly : “sister ,there is a bad news ,the old monk is coming ,we have to go now .”B : “ Honey ,we have something important to deal with, you can go home ,do not await me .” X leaveF :“ White snake ,where are you going ? As a snake ,you dare to marry X .What you do have broken the rulers of heaven and made bad influences .So ,I will arrest you now ,you would better give in .hum! ”Q: “Not to be silly! (pointing at the F).You the old monk ,my sister and X love each other deeply .you can not break them up. ”B: “F ,our love is true love ,you never understand it ,you will understand what my feelings are if you love someone someday .please let we live together. ”F: “Shut up! Impossible . Your actions have violated the rulers seriously .I will arrest you on behalf of the heaven. ” (fighting……………) At last ,they all injured, B and Q go home. One day ,they walk around the leiFeng tower .Suddenly,F get the way of their road.Q: “F ,what are you doing ,you can not defeat us. ”X: “F, My wife is very kind ,she has saved plenty of lives ,she never do wrong to anybody ,she is just a snake ,but what she do compeletly more than what a person do ,please let go of her. ”Q: “X ,do not say anything to him any more ,we have to fight with him. ”B:“F ,this is the last fight today.”F: “ok, I must take you to leiFeng tower where you can think about it compeletly. ” F takes the bowl out .At that time ,supernatural woman appear.S : “F ,stop!” They get down their knees . S sing （法海你不懂爱 雷峰塔会掉下来 我们在一起 永远不分离法海你真的不懂爱法海， 你为什么不同意我们的爱，你不想让我们幸福吗？自由自在， 一生难得真诚的爱。

你想遵循你的道理， 你不愿意听我们说： “法海你不懂爱， 雷峰塔会掉下来， 我们在一起， 永远不分离， 法海你真的不懂爱！” 你说，我们不能一起吧， 但你不了解我， 一千年，我不停的改变， 想努力地做好人， 我在人间找到我的爱。）S : “Their love is true love and the gold is touched by them .so let them go.”F : “no ,no ………”X.B.Q: “Thanks supernatural woman.”F : “no,no ………”Q : “F ,forget it ,you should congratulate us. ” F go.They live a happy life after that.One day ,they hang out around the west lake ,suddentlyQ say to B slightly : “sister ,there is a bad news ,the old monk is coming ,we have to go now .”B : “ Honey ,we have something important to deal with, you can go home ,do not await me .” X leaveF :“ White snake ,where are you going ? As a snake ,you dare to marry X .What you do have broken the rulers of heaven and made bad influences .So ,I will arrest you now ,you would better give in .hum! ”Q: “Not to be silly! (pointing at the F).You the old monk ,my sister and X love each other deeply .you can not break them up. ”B: “F ,our love is true love ,you never understand it ,you will understand what my feelings are if you love someone someday .please let we live together. ”F: “Shut up! Impossible . Your actions have violated the rulers seriously .I will arrest you on behalf of the heaven. ” (fighting……………) At last ,they all injured, B and Q go home. One day ,they walk around the leiFeng tower .Suddenly,F get the way of their road.Q: “F ,what are you doing ,you can not defeat us. ”X: “F, My wife is very kind ,she has saved plenty of lives ,she never do wrong to anybody ,she is just a snake ,but what she do compeletly more than what a person do ,please let go of her. ”Q: “X ,do not say anything to him any more ,we have to fight with him. ”B:“F ,this is the last fight today.”F: “ok, I must take you to leiFeng tower where you can think about it compeletly. ” F takes the bowl out .At that time ,supernatural woman appear.S : “F ,stop!” They get down their knees . S sing （法海你不懂爱 雷峰塔会掉下来 我们在一起 永远不分离法海你真的不懂爱法海， 你为什么不同意我们的爱，你不想让我们幸福吗？自由自在， 一生难得真诚的爱。

你想遵循你的道理， 你不愿意听我们说： “法海你不懂爱， 雷峰塔会掉下来， 我们在一起， 永远不分离， 法海你真的不懂爱！” 你说，我们不能一起吧， 但你不了解我， 一千年，我不停的改变， 想努力地做好人， 我在人间找到我的爱。）S : “Their love is true love and the gold is touched by them .so let them go.”F : “no ,no ………”X.B.Q: “Thanks supernatural woman.”F : “no,no ………”Q : “F ,forget it ,you should congratulate us. ” F go.They live a happy life after that.。

9.急求五人搞笑短话剧英文版,适合大一生,最好带有唱歌的部分,简

【Begin】>搞笑点的。

话剧《荆轲刺秦王》旁白（Aside ）/介绍（Introduction）: Long ago there was a crazy country, in this crazy country there were some crazy people, trying to show the crazy history by crazy ways. Mr Jingke was the most famous swordsman and was sent to kill king of Qing, “Yingzheng”. But finally he failed. Do you want to know what happened at that time? Okay, next show will tell you the truth.Action I太子丹（上，掏出镜子梳头，做自恋状）：Mirror, mirror, tell me, who is the most pretty man in the world？ （画外音：It's you, Prince Dan！ 太子丹高兴状） Thank u mirror！ （面对观众） I'm Prince Dan, the magic mirror said I am the most attractive man in the world. But Ying Zheng is a jealous guy, I feel he will kill me if mirror told him the truth. I am so scared. So what can I do？ （向幕里大叫） Where is my minister？阿三（毕恭毕敬） ： Honey, I am coming.太子丹：I've told you again and again that you should call me “my most beautiful、graceful 、handsome、charming、cute、smart and dearest Prince Dan”！阿三：Sure, honey! I have a good idea. We can find a hero to kill YingZheng~~~（作杀状）太子：Oh yeah~~~. What is the most expensive commodity in this century? Talent！（二十一世纪最需要的是什么，人才！这句话要跟观众交流，最好由观众来回答，然后拍阿三肩膀，做赞许状） Good idea! But who is the right candidate？阿三：After screening I have two promising persons on hand. One is Miss LiMoChou, the other is Mr JinKe. Tomorrow they will PK for the NO1 killer of the world.太子：Well, show me the winner as soon as possible, OK？阿三：Yes.Action II（《十面埋伏》中刘德华&金成武决斗时的音乐）荆轲Are you Li mochou？李莫愁Yes.荆轲OK. I'm Jingke, you know, I will let you know I am the king of the killers' world.李莫愁Are you challenging me？荆轲Off course！ 耸耸肩表示同意李莫愁Come on！音乐起两人冲上前来“人在江湖漂啊，哪有不挨刀啊，一刀砍死你啊，两刀砍死你啊。

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李莫愁倒地荆轲大笑李莫愁痛苦状：What happened? Why aren't you hurt？荆轲： We don't need any reason to win a person. Don't we? Do we？ （赢一个人需要理由么，不需要么，需要么？）李莫愁：Momma always said: "Life is like a box of chocolates, Mochou. You never know what you're gonna get." I got it, Momma is right.荆轲再次大笑太子丹上（抱拳）：How are you？荆柯：Fine, thank you, and you？太子丹：Oh my God! Could you give me an innovative answer to “How are you”？荆柯：Sure！太子丹：How are you？荆柯：Fine, thank you, and your wife？太子丹晕倒荆柯：Hey, man, I'm kidding！太子丹：Oh, I'm kidding too！（毕恭毕敬）May I have your name card, please？荆轲从兜里掏出一卷纸，上面写着：To be or not to be, that's a question.阿三：Hero,we need your help.荆柯：I am busy now！太子丹：You can get a lot of money.荆柯：I am very busy now！阿三：IC, ID, IQ card？荆柯：I am very very busy now！阿三（手指上场的美女，激动状）： Look! She is the most beautiful girl in the world. If you say O.K., she is yours.荆柯（流口水）：I have to say she is a very sexy and beautiful girl, but TCM is my only love！阿三：What? What's the TCM？荆柯； Hey, guy! You look so smart but why you didn't know TCM? Any of th can give you the answer.阿三：Excuse me? What's the TCM？观众甲：TCM - Traditional Chinese MM .太子丹：I must show you the trump card. Ladies and gentlen, this is Lipton Slimming tea. It is a brand new product of Unilever China.荆柯（激动）：Slimming tea! I have dreamed of it for thousands of times. My wife always threatens to leave me if I couldn't reduce my weight.阿三：You want? Speak up if you want! Why do you keep silent? Why are you looking at me? Although your eyes are full of sincerity, I'm very glad, you still have to speak up. Take it! Do you really like? Really？你不是真的想要吧？难道你真的想要吗……（《No matter》音乐起，荆轲先与阿三跳探戈，拥入怀中，又甩出去，阿三做呕吐状。然后荆轲与太子丹跳伦巴，最后太子丹摆一个女性化的造型，向后弯腰并抬其中一条腿，荆轲做调戏状。）

荆柯（诚恳状） Just tell me what should I do? I will do anything for you.太子丹与阿三（撞胯，击掌）Yeah!Action Ш（《大话西游》主题曲响起）荆珂挽着妻子，太子丹，阿三在后.阿三：Hero, we have already reached Yishui River.荆珂：Just stop here, please. Farewell, my friends太子丹：I will miss you, baby.（太子丹，阿三下。停顿。

《泰坦尼克号》主题曲起，荆轲与妻子做Jack和rose在船头的经典造型，忽然荆轲看到一个美女——此时一个中国古典美女经过，向荆轲抛媚眼，并抛下定情手绢。荆轲高兴的盯着美女看，妻子。

10.五人英语短剧

白雪是一个年轻美丽的小公主，有着皇室血统，是一个纯正的公主，但是很不幸，她的美貌遭到恶毒王后的嫉妒；她逃离了恶魔王后，在森林里和七个小矮人成为朋友。

她温和文雅，但轻信别人，使得恶魔王后的骗局总能成功。但是单纯可爱也为她赢得了朋友，赢得了森林里的动物、七个小矮人以及英俊王子的保护。

白雪梦想着得到真爱，她和白马王子一见钟情！最后，她得到白马王子的爱情，破解了皇后给白雪公主的毒苹果诅咒。 Snow is a young and beautiful little princess has a royal descent, is a pure princess, but unfortunately, her beauty queen had been viciously筏单摧竿诋放搓虱掸僵 jealous; she fled the evil queen, in the forest and the Seven Dwarfs as a friend . Her gentle gentle, but gullible people, making a total fraud demon queen success. But the cute and simple but also won her friends, won the forest animals, the Seven Dwarfs as well as the handsome prince of protection. Snow dream to be true love, she and her prince charming love at first sight! Finally, she got Prince Charming's love, break the Queen to Snow White's poison apple curse.。