比大学生自己还了解论文格式的人出现了！近日，“打印店老板才是最了解论文格式的人”的话题冲上热搜！

要说毕业季，比大学生更忙的是谁？学校附近的打印店老板们当之无愧！

比起日常的打印、复印、封胶这些常规操作，给大学生的毕业论文调格式、搞查重、修改论文图……这些技能，才是考验打印店老板隐藏实力的关键要素！

Beyond routine tasks like printing, photocopying and binding, some print shop owners showcase their hidden expertise through skillfully adjusting thesis formats, conducting plagiarism checks, and even troubleshooting technical errors in academic papers. Their proficiency has left many in awe.

不仅如此，在见识过无数的论文之后，打印店老板的学术素养也丝毫不输科班出身，不仅帮你调格式，甚至还能帮你纠错查bug。

Having processed countless theses over the years, these print shop veterans have developed an academic rigor rivaling that of seasoned scholars. They not only refine formatting but also occasionally spot content errors.

网友纷纷表示：“学术圈也有自己的‘扫地僧’”“不愧是当代统一‘度量衡’”“这不把老板写进致谢吗？”……

更可怕的是，如果你们学校附近的打印店是那种塑料招牌老旧破、Windows 7系统电脑外壳微微泛黄、批发的红色塑料凳随地乱摆、老板五十多岁身穿条纹polo衫，胡子拉碴不修边幅，见人爱搭不理……极有可能你导师当年的论文格式也是他改的……

The lore of print shop owner's scholarly prowess deepens for shops that sport cracked plastic signs and have yellowed Windows 7 computer casings and scattered wholesale red plastic stools. Owners of these shops being middle aged and wearing polo shirts also adds to this narrative, with some netizens humorously speculating, "If your print shop looks this retro, chances are the owner formatted your advisor's thesis back in the day."

见识到打印店老板的一身绝活，也难怪会有人调侃，“打印店老板请假一天，在校毕业生仿佛经历了最难熬的一生”……

最后，一起来学学“打印复印”场景中一些常用的口语表达吧。

▌你有什么要打印的吗？

Do you have anything to print? 

▌请帮我打印这份报告，双面打印。

Please help me print this report, double-sided.

▌ 我要黑白打印/彩色打印。

I'd like to print it in black and white/color.

▌你能告诉我这台复印机怎么用吗？

Could you please show me how to operate this copier?

▌我需要复印几份这个文件。

I want to photocopy this document a few times.

▌你知道怎样把身份证的正反面复印到一张纸上吗？

Could you show me how to scan the front and back of an ID card onto one page?

▌复印机可以一次性复印多少张纸？

How many sheets of paper can the copier copy at one time?

▌打印机/复印机卡纸了。

The paper is jammed in the printer.

▌打印机/复印机没墨水了。

The printer/copier is out of ink.

▌这些文件复印得不清楚。

The documents didn't photocopy clearly.

来源：外研社UNIPUS