用英语讲笑话简单的(4/5/6年级水平) 短的(不超过20秒，不少于15秒)要好笑!!

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I Wasn't Asleep



When a group of women got on the car, every seat was already occupied. The conductor noticed a man who seemed to be asleep, and fearing he might miss his stop, he nudged him and said: "Wake up, sir!"



"I wasn't asleep," the man answered.



"Not asleep? But you had your eyes closed."



"I know. I just hate to look at ladies standing up beside me in a crowded car."



我没有睡着



当一群妇女上车之后，车上的座位全都被占满了。售票员注意到一名男子好象是睡着了，他担心这个人会坐过站，就用肘轻轻地碰了碰他，说:“先生，醒醒!”



“我没有睡着。”那个男人回答。



“没睡着?可是你眼睛都闭上了呀?”



“我知道，我只是不愿意看到在拥挤的车上有女士站在我身边而已。”



The poor husband



"You can't imagine how difficult it is for me to deal with my wife," the man complained to his friend. "She asks me a question, then answers it herself, and after that she explained to me for half an hour why my answer is wrong.



可怜的丈夫



“你根本无法想象和我妻子打交道是多么的难，”一个男人对他的朋友诉苦说，“她问我一个问题，然后自己回答了，过后又花半个小时跟我解释为什么我的答案是错的。”



The doctor lives downstairs



"Doctor," she said loudly, bouncing into the room, "I want you to say frankly what's wrong with me."



He surveyed her from head to foot. "Madam," he said at length, "I've just three things to tell you. First, your weight wants reducing by nearly fifty pounds. Second, your beauty could be improved if you used about one tenth as much rouge and lipstick. And third, I'm an artist---the doctor lives downstairs."



医生住在楼下



“医生”她冲进屋后大声说道。



“我想让你坦率地说我到底得了什么病。”



他从头到脚打量打量她，然后大声说:“太太，我有三件事要对你说。第一，您的体重需要减少大约50磅;第二，如果您要用上十分之一的胭脂和口红，您的美貌将会改变。第三，我是一位画家--医生住在楼下。”